Vordermark

30348 pts ยท March 22, 2013


I write jokes on this site.

I wonder if they ever sat around campfires and told their kids stories about mammals taking over the planet

Points 12
Comments 9
Views 90

When you try to pull an all nighter 2 nights in a row.

Points 34
Comments 16
Views 213

When someone deletes a comment before you can downvote it.

Points 32
Comments 6
Views 132

You never know when a post will make the front pane.

Points 29
Comments 20
Views 127

Ugly Naked Guy

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 227

Xena

Points 31
Comments 29
Views 2786

I give in usersub, here is a cute pussy and ass.

Points 82
Comments 28
Views 1364

Joan of Arc

Points 25
Comments 4
Views 104

This kid is unstoppable.

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 233

When one of my roommates attempts to make conversation before I have had my morning coffee

Points 81
Comments 12
Views 959

When you tell your SO all about your latest video game achievement

Points 44
Comments 6
Views 164

North Carolina when they get an inch of snow.

Points 25
Comments 7
Views 362

Heard you guys loved special days

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 2726

Imgur personified responds to the question "What are you about?"

Points 5
Comments 9
Views 3702

When you send someone a text and they don't immediately reply

Points 27
Comments 18
Views 2530

Crafting a submission like

Points 31
Comments 5
Views 274

This is clearly too cute not to be a repost but forget that and look at the bunny!

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 118

Don't you love it when your girlfriend takes a big load for you

Points 32
Comments 3
Views 780

It is monday.

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 59

The British capturing an entire family of artillery in their native Afghanistan.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 87

I don't see the big deal with John Travolta at the Oscars.

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 257

A lot has changed in the last 96 years.

Points 15
Comments 12
Views 74

The gods deciding what type of day I will have

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 136

How I explain Imgur to my friends

Points 71
Comments 5
Views 153

Hey! Hey you!

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 75726

When you use irrefutable evidence to backup your point in an argument

Points 17
Comments 16
Views 753

Stewart Little explaining what he is to some dumb dumbs

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 3557

Explaining why you feel bad for abandoning cable and streaming all your shows

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 175

What you felt like when you put on your snow suit as a kid.

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 612

Why you shouldn't start learning archery on today of all days.

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 154

Rise and Fall of Rome

Points 73
Comments 10
Views 2207

Explaining movie adaptations of books to the book purists

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 1472

I wish you all a happy beer and steak day.

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 64

When the pretty girl you hit on in the bar invites you back to her place.

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 838

Marvel Superheroines

Points 34
Comments 23
Views 2294

Romeo and Juiliet

Points 2
Comments 7
Views 110

When you downvote a besiege gif these days.

Points 48
Comments 7
Views 3235

You just cannot contain that man's talent

Points 18
Comments 8
Views 144

Tommy Lee Jones describes hell.

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 1238

When someone reminds you Wash dies at the end of Serenity

Points 40
Comments 28
Views 4291

When you're bored on your 200 ft yacht and remember you have chimps onboard

Points 11
Comments 8
Views 901

What the freshmen say seeing a recent graduate with a full time job.

Points 96
Comments 12
Views 543
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