Have you guys seen this movie?
I like petting underpetted dogs in my neighbourhood. 2
My dad is a Goddamn genius!
I don't let myself be led by hot chicks, cute puppies are a whole other thing, tho.
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yup that me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
NYE is overrated anyway.
That Juggle, tho...
Ed... ward...
Hhnnnngggggggg
Little chomp machine chomping.
Dinner
Today is my third cakeday (first to actually get notified), so I share with you the first post I ever favorited... and cried to...
Hi, my name is Blue
Joe Rogan, in all of his glory.
God fucking damn it!
I am breaking my long and honored status of lurker to show you this excellence
But don't let that stop you from having a Marry Christmas.
Cos, you know, once the existential dread sits in you no longer fear death.
Did you ever hit your pinky toe so hard you had to take a nap.
I sniff ya.
I finally decided to read The Martian, and... well, this shit wasn't in the movie!
Kid, if you come any closer I might slurp you up, too.
Husky's howling protest
Probably the best line in the John Wick 2
After watching Planet Earth II episode 3, making this was my only choice.
Those Goddamn birds keep shitting on my porch. Get out of here, stupid birb!
Interesting design for the Mars habitats
What? I don't get it.
OH, c'mon! The dude just wants to be loved!
'Cos Deadpool, that's why.
The infamous sniper scope shot confirmed
When my friend tells me he wants to get shitfaced tonight
The Pussy grabs back
Soviet bear got ripped
Temper tantrum doggy
If this doesn't please you, then F you catperson.
Little something from the Avengers 2 bloopers