366 pts · November 18, 2013
I'd settle for police sergeant, personally.
Looks like a barbados threadsnake. They are stupidly cute.
I like how the pencil is there as though to prove that it wasn't eye lasered onto the page
Crate wouldn't make any difference in case of a fire. Not like the dog could unlock a door and let himself out.
The fresh disney prince
What if the name is Leonards? Then it would be Leonards' Coffee House, no?
I... like my coffee how I like my opossums?
Tape it shut again and redo it. Properly, this time.
In case the joke's deliberate, +1. In case it's not or it goes over someone's head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR-0mwLXiow
Oxford comma, 'muricans won't see anything wrong with that sentence.
A Poocasso, one might say
Nothing gets past you.
User sub is full of stools, tbf
You're supposed to blow on it, first.
Exactly how is a gif going to help you with inflection?
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcg82iUEac1rxtlr4o1_250.gif
This means you're allowed to take them on a plane with you.
Certain animals, like dogs, cats, monkeys, and miniature horses (?) are designated as 'emotional support' under certain guidelines.
http://puu.sh/cZ9tM/2cee9dc586.jpg
Or a ° of imagination.
A giant upvote and many little downvotes.
It's a bit early, but Merry Dickmas!
We should make everything out of bananas to save ourselves the trouble of scaling.
tfw you're kissing your mother.
The closer it looks to a wolf, the less 'ruined' it generally is.
Not an issue unless it was his -own- mother and daughter, right?
*Dot symmetry.
Do you want to open the safe or simply leave a smoking crater where it once was?
I'd settle for police sergeant, personally.
Looks like a barbados threadsnake. They are stupidly cute.
I like how the pencil is there as though to prove that it wasn't eye lasered onto the page
Crate wouldn't make any difference in case of a fire. Not like the dog could unlock a door and let himself out.
The fresh disney prince
What if the name is Leonards? Then it would be Leonards' Coffee House, no?
I... like my coffee how I like my opossums?
Tape it shut again and redo it. Properly, this time.
In case the joke's deliberate, +1. In case it's not or it goes over someone's head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR-0mwLXiow
Oxford comma, 'muricans won't see anything wrong with that sentence.
A Poocasso, one might say
Nothing gets past you.
User sub is full of stools, tbf
You're supposed to blow on it, first.
Exactly how is a gif going to help you with inflection?
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcg82iUEac1rxtlr4o1_250.gif
This means you're allowed to take them on a plane with you.
Certain animals, like dogs, cats, monkeys, and miniature horses (?) are designated as 'emotional support' under certain guidelines.
http://puu.sh/cZ9tM/2cee9dc586.jpg
Or a ° of imagination.
A giant upvote and many little downvotes.
It's a bit early, but Merry Dickmas!
We should make everything out of bananas to save ourselves the trouble of scaling.
tfw you're kissing your mother.
The closer it looks to a wolf, the less 'ruined' it generally is.
Not an issue unless it was his -own- mother and daughter, right?
*Dot symmetry.
Do you want to open the safe or simply leave a smoking crater where it once was?