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schopier
Are pictures of your cat not getting enough points? Get double the points with this one simple trick!
ellythebordercollie
NOBODY OWNS A CAT. THEY OWN US.
Magsnificent
All of these are lies. If a cat adopts you, it IS your cat.
TheLimpinBiscuit
MRW I posted this shit before anyone else and everyone else makes front page except me: Okay I don't have a gif for that but here's my (1
uhhhhhDenimChicken
Thought the first guy was Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
Rusticshine
what could possumly go wrong?
nkaplan89
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!
McKavian
It could be.....Once In A Life Time.
mindiloohoo
This happened to my mom once. She called me and was like "We only have 2 cats, right?" "Well, now there's 3 on the kitchen table."
raspyberry
Plot twist: Alzheimer's
ayoungerdumberronswanson
Let's please assume these are all from the same person.
GasBandit
You do now, do now, do now, it is now, is now, do now, is now, is now, do now, is a possum careful they bite.
cinemeasctha
First fella looks like the love child of Ricky from TPB and Eoin McLove.
RGinxed
Kept thinking this was all by the same person, who just happened to coincidentally meet a lot of cats that weren't theirs.
allthenamesaregone
Well it is suspiciously all the same font and very similar writing style.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
i smell a sitcom
Anononononon
Quirky neighbor on a sitcom. The lead should always be relatively normal.
SomethingReallyAmusing
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meh9j3c2H21qdxkvfo3_500.gif
Erdan
"This is not my cat". It is now. "I don't own a cat". You do now.
Imghurrr
i feel like all the captions are made up given that they're all in the same style yet photos taken by different people
icandropitlowcantpickitup
as was i
Donut13Wolf
I like the one in the crib. His face looks smug and accomplished.
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
http://imgur.com/hwyHDXP
BaeCaughtMeSlippin
Is op's boyfriend Ricky from Trailer Pakr Boys?
Cissilent
How are people getting all these Not-Their-Pets animals surprise visits?!
yesmeatballs
That's a fukn nice kitty there Ricky- Bubbles
HaveGinWillBabble
Raykins.
TheShire
I swear #1 is Ricky
itsnotmyfaultyoufail
More like his chubby cheeked lil bro I reckon.
GodILikeKoolStuff
Oh I don't have a cat either.... Ones not in my house or anything, I just wanted to join in...
thelonepig
My cat would like to change that for you. He's everyone's bff, whether they like it or not.
GittOffMee
You must have a Maine Coon.
thelonepig
He's part Maine Coon! :-D He's a people person!
GittOffMee
I knew it! We have one, too. Well, we assume he is anyway because of his personality.
minioning
You all now have cats...except the last one. (What is that?)
AllHailSagan
An awesome possum.
LucidPariah
Holyshit those stairs in the last pic! What are those stairs for!? People with some kind of freek giantism leg growth?
ebulating
They are probably older and built before modern codes were invented. Older stairs can be steep enough to be scary.
ORCNOTPORK
My parents' house had spiral staircases as well, just as steep. Great recipe for broken toes, fuck everything about them.
PatrThom
They're not very deep, so they go up faster instead.
SheepyCakes
I really thought these were all about the same house.
guyverfanboy
I thought so too at first.
leftyshuckles
Ricky?
FlatusIgnition
I'm so glad someone noticed.
stripeycat
So you put this up? http://www.livinghomegrown.com/wp-content/uploads/old/6a00e54ece0c9e88330120a4cfacb6970b-320wi.jpg
HelloSer
That's scary
GilaMonsieur
ᶠᵉ⁻ Male
xNexx
Male, refers to it as she
beetlebrained
Dammit dan
cbjfan
Fuck Dan
SDK1
Fuck you, Dan!
Akinika
now it is
Beiki
#1 "So what time's dinner?"
AyoSis
Even the 'possum.
TheAlcoholEnthusiast
I hope not, those mufuckers break shit.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
So do cats though
Sveniat
i wish cats would just come and chill with me :s Last time I left my door open I only got a bunch of human friend who "borrowed" my tv...
ThatRussian
Stayed in a tiny hotel once, owners had a cat who would come and sleep with me in my room, best stay ever.
BELGIANfries
when i was little someone's cat followed me home from school, stayed 3 days then walked us to school and probably went back home
LetsPlay2D
PROBABLY?? DON'T you dare telling me that there is a probablity that not
BELGIANfries
well i assumed it went home, could have gone visiting other people ... anyway it lives
LetsPlay2D
This is what I needed.
christofurious
Look at me. Look at me. I'm your cat now.
eggtartsandfarts
I'd say all these sounds fake. But I have actually come out of my room to see a cat randomly in my living room. Had to chase it out.
Thatsnothowthisworks
Feed me.
SirIdontcare
"I'm your cat Meow"
mirinuranus
"You not my cat". " Meow I am."
Tchernobog
http://imgur.com/Sw2OG5p
TheForceRestrained
*the Cattain (pronounced cat-tain)"
absolutepancake
*you are my hooman now
KrondaxDrakhien
well, you never adopt a cat.. a cat will adopt you
GilaMonsieur
#4 looks like he's wondering how he got there too
alphafox
I came back for you. To present you this upvote. You're doing God's work, son.
porcupinebuttsniffer
It took me too long to realise this wasn't a single story, but several smaller ones. I am not a smart man...
DingenForester
Omg i was like holy shit that must be a nightmare coming back to 10 cats
PhilTheGoron
Same here.
CasualAtlas
Me reading comment - Wait this isn't a single story?!
Madmen111
Same!
clurclur
I thought the EXACT same.
baynobud
Wait it's NOT one story?
Karimar
I was hoping it was a "And now i'm a crazy cat lady" story myself :/
MsSatan
You are not a man you are a porcupine who sniffs butts
Melonfish
Stupid is as stupid does.
Mailvirgo
l, also am not a smart man.
Lovenudes7382
Yeah, but do you know what love is?
zackofspades
It took me this comment to realize its not a single story. I thought this dude's house was Cat-Mecca or something.
mmmgroceries
thats what you get for sniffing porcupine rear ends
KevinBhall
but you know what love is
Vruke
Thank you for explaining that. I thought it was one story.
fuckmedeaditsforeskinfred
holy shit i was thinking 'this person has a lot of dam cats'
Bananakin
the Cattract-er. I tried..
bulpii
omg im dumb
MusicZombie
It took me a minute, as well. My college education did not prepare me for this...
mrskeItal
To be fair the lighting is basically the same
newsguycraigevans
Looks like those people have been adopted.
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
I thought this one person kept going into different rooms and finding more and more cats like a fucking cat God.
serenitychick
Should probably lay off the porcupines.
porcupinebuttsniffer
https://media4.giphy.com/media/Z3bhpcoNdnDig/200.gif
Jutubya
I am not a smart women, thought the same thing
zubby
I'm not the only one!
notasmartman
Me either... Me too? I don't grammar well.
IglooTurtle
It's funnier as a single story. Also, the opposite of a problem.
Darkcl4w
I'm allergic. Problem.
SixSixSix
Hell yeah! All I could think...damn...that's a lot of cats he's now the proud owner of...
batshark
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bd/b3/a4/bdb3a4b84094fc3b40a37d0c75b7b906.jpg
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
"CHERRYL! IT'S BACK! NO, IT'S AN ORANGE ONE NOW! YEAH, GINGER, WHATEVER! HOW DO THEY KEEP ON GETTING IN?"
HotMagentaDuckFace
They find a seam in the wall.
kingpikablu
You made me choke on my booze, you funny funny man.
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
I thought it was one and that their house was suddenly infested with cats. That's a problem I wouldn't mind having
asynck
Also .. last one isn't a cat ...
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH Thanks for this comment. I totally wouldn't have just thought that it was a single story forever.
icantbelieveigotanerectionfromthat
Me too...
sahelt12
But you do have cat right?
Midniteoyl
What? Its NOT the same house?
Goodnewwseveryone
Same here. I'd like to call it "slightly unobservant"
gemmarose12
I was thinking that guy was very unlucky to be getting all those stray cats in his house
graou13
why 'unlucky'?
elhopaness
Really, I was envious at first.
InfernalDalek
I thought it might be one woman becoming a crazy cat lady. "They know..."
Trondason
I was looking for that picture, but I can't find it
appaismyspiritanimal
The one of Lorelai with cats appearing on her porch?
Trondason
Yeah. Where's she's talking about how they know she is single, and are making her a crazy cat lady.
UncalledFor
It is. Posted by a crazy cat lady with Alzheimer's
Alivi
Me too! I was like, damn all the cats
likeicareaboutwhatyoufeelwhenifeel
same here ! I was acting like whaaaaat!?
mikeatike
Someone let the cat beacon and 20 cats entered their house at the same time.
ImFirecrackerJimGoddamnit
Well the images are all formatted identically.
MostlyCatFavorites
That last one
theDemongod
Like a cat, but not.
thesplashingblumpkins
I call the big one bitey
xfollowingseax
http://imgur.com/NAxmuFs
RelativelyRelevantRelative
Pussom.
DigitalBlank
big, freaky...looking bitch!
puffineggnog
I found one of these eating my cat's food when I was younger. Tried chasing it out the door. It just got scared and pooped everywhere.
puffineggnog
Also, tried catching a feral cat with a live trap to get it neutered. Caught a very nonplussed possum instead. -________-
diregamer
Sounds like parts to a fun childhood though.
MyBrainIsPlastiDipped
This was the only animal my cat would never fuck with!
Chr1sB89
it's fairway frank!
slagath0r
But is it really him or is it another innocent one?
thresholdalchemist7
This is Rex. He's a possum. He lives with us now.
terbril
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOeWFBy75A
ExitVanLeft
ugliest cat out of the bunch
compsognatus
Most likely a didelphis virginiana specimen, A.K.A Opossum.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
I WANT THAT ONE! <3
KyosBallerina
That's what got the upvote.
jteb
Alien cat!
tyrsidon
https://youtu.be/yD4_yGhzpp0
spacemountain
They are absolutely terrifying.
ShortGiant
How? Their defense mechanism is literally to play dead...
dotheinternet
And also to hiss and scratch and be as mean looking as possible. My dogs cornered one once, it did not play dead. It played, I'll kill you.
marjarooni
*scroll* hehe *scroll* haha *scroll* hehe *scroll* AUGH!!! THAT IS NOT RIGHT!!!
PoppinLochNessHopster
You saw the post too huh?
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
That scares the shit out of me. Possums are fucking brutal psychopaths. Source: I live in the south.
terithian
They should keep it. Very useful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFvijBpzD_Y
skitts0519
Wow. Aliens.
ucatione
double-u, tee, eff
jediprincess
"mommy, why does the kitty have such big teeth and why is it hissing at me?"
momiro
The better to eat you with
Donnicton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcJOlfcTfZk
funkhomie
"Its singing"
popopocelot
Seriously! Plays dead my ass. The ones where I live are huge, mean, and always covered in babies.
wispr
I... like my coffee how I like my opossums?
SonOfLucifer
Covered in babies? :S
popopocelot
covered in bees???
ASongOfPissAndFarts
"It likes you."
Denvercoder09
"Give it a lick. It tastes like raisins"
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
HAVE A STROKE IF ITS MANE, IT TURNS INTO A PLANE!
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
And it turns bavk again when you tug on its win-ky
LordOfTheRingDings
THEN IT TURNS BACK AGAIN WHEN YOU TUG ON ITS WINKY!
ChainedRosary
I had one as a pet. Sweet, intelligent lil fellas, but I'm pretty sure their adult defense mechanism is to exude noxious gas.
slagath0r
Wow I did not know they were domesticated, was he in any way aggressive?
ChainedRosary
Uh..well.. they're not. They are mostly harmless though. It could bite, but he never did as an adult. Some light nips as a baby, though. It
slagath0r
that's cute :)
fabulousmistertoad
How did you get one??? A possum is my dream pet!!!!
ChainedRosary
Sadly my possum had a tragic backstory. The neighbor's dog killed the mother and most of the young and he was the only to live. 1/2
ChainedRosary
My dad saw him, put him in his pocket, and gave him to me. Named him Pogo (durr) and raised him. He grew up to be a fartmonster though. 2/2
fabulousmistertoad
Do you have any pictures of him?
ChainedRosary
Sadly no, they were accidentally destroyed a few years ago :(