tryntasmile

1568 pts ยท May 24, 2015


Hi Dylan!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

L. T. Smash knows his shit.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A Porsche playground. Beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your third arm is incredibly long and invisible for this to be a selfie.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is next in my stack to read! Enjoy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Permanent press you slut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We charge it to our clients. It is pricey though. It seems like everywhere you want to go in the tidewater is getting tolls now!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Chesapeake Bay bridge tunnel is one lane each way in the tunnels (drive it 3 times a week) HRBT or M and M maybe

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"Jou are so brave my frien"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a great video of my daughter playing "Mary had a little lamb" on her recorder with her nose. Truly inspired work.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Keep the meme alive!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not attempt to hold a baby today!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't think he was a member of the nazi party. Hell of a leader either way.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Virginia Beach

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"...and lastly, this monument marks the southwest corner of where I shit. Is this clear now human?" - cat.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No shit. Where does that mother fucker go? Torture a bra, he'll start to unravel!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bare-a-normal activity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved Kenny Rodgers in rogue one.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bummer. If you see her again then you know she didn't get sick or hit by a car. You can also ask her why she stood you up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The first boobs were pleasant but the rest are spectacular! Boobs only I dude could love.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect, 2.65 is half the cab fare to nowhere! Keep it up and you'll be there in no time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No shit man.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a Glock 21 gen 4. A dependable, simple and tough workhorse that won't let you down.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And lives in Phoenix.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This is how you post a lost/found myself and awesome weight loss story folks. From the readers viewpoint this was perfect. Good on ya man!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That is exactly the wrong way to teach a lesson. Does kinda' duplicate what the DNC did to Bernie though so the lesson is there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just watched this last night. I agree, way better than I expected.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well said.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This will show in one of those " please help, my wife and daughter are missing" posts in about 2 days.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don Johnson's last good work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0