I'm the Trigonographer at Trigonography.com. Something of a lurker here, but I post "Mathy Day" greetings and other things to Bluesky and Mathstodon, and my InspiredByMath Etsy shop has posters and t-shirts: https://bsky.app/profile/justblue.bsky.social https://mathstodon.xyz/@blue https://inspiredByMath.etsy.com
Maybe as many as seven 'tudes! Like Latty and Lonjy and Alty and Magny and Amply and Pulchry and Solly and Ay and Gratty and Platty and Infinny ... *whoops* ... Got a little carried away there!
"Old man with paper" ... Checks out!
BTW: I mark various mathy days on Mathstodon, the mathy Mastodon instance, and Bluesky ... as "blue" and "justblue", respectively. (Mod-bots seem to keep deleting direct links.)
My version:
No end. Only game.
The gray one needs to be called "Low Toner".
Two Pi Day (aka, Tau Day, 6.28), is Saturday, so even though the due date may be a while off, perhaps the theme could be mathy constants: Pi(wacket?), Tau, Phi (Fifi?), Square-root-of-2 (Rooty-twoty? Squirt?), etc. Mama could be Constance. :) Just *slightly* more sophisticated than "Number 1", "Number 2", >frank<, etc ...
Shameless plug: I refer to this time of the year as PalindromeFest in my #MathyDay feed on Mathstodon: https://mathstodon.xyz/deck/@blue . (Thursday also marks the third Rotational Symmetry Day in a row.)
You could hit Easter, Flowers, and/or Springtime themes by using names of rabbits from "Watership Down": Hazel, Blackberry, Dandelion, Bluebell, Hyacinth, Cowslip, Nightshade, Frankenberry, etc, etc, etc ... and Fiver for #5!
Another Easter option: Paas
Dawn of Humanity:
I don't really wanna do the work today.
I don't really wanna do the work today.
I dOn'T rEaLlY wAnNa Do ThE wOrK tOdAy.
I don't wanna do the work today!
Do we have to take your word for it?
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, ... eureka!
Beetle2ce
I'm on an old plan (no longer offered?): $6 for doing nothing; $3 for up to some # of texts; $3 for up to some # of call minutes; etc.
I'm on the $6 plan. Great ... but it's annoying to receive a single junk text that triggers the messaging plan and costs me another $3. :/
"BEAKMALLUSION: Free Energy Devices" ... https://youtu.be/sT_bTnkwLuE . Exceedingly well done.
Not video, but ... https://petside.com/infinite-cat/
Floatorious RBG
Whenever the hook hits the water, it goes "cthoolp!"
Live @ Outside Lands 2016: https://youtu.be/6V7ECKzdfrA
For "weekday" to be nine-tenths of "weekend", "weekend" must be ten-ninths of "weekday". Since 10/9=1.1111..., the bump is about 11.11%.
You gotta do it ... You gotta ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BurOF6X4EXc
She'll have to change her nickname from ReaRea to ReadRead. (BTW: Get a Twitter acct for your store and tweet the story to @isThisPBosch.)
If you fully twist it into a cone, then you can project a plane of light onto it at various angles to demonstrate the conic sections.
To bake these, you need ... SPACE PANS!
"Be predictable." —Adam Savage (specifically about biking in traffic, but the rule clearly applies more generally)
And if you want to know *why*, talk to Captain Disillu---er, um ... "The Big Deeeeeee-e-e-e-e-e-e" ... https://youtu.be/aO3JgPUJ6iQ
99 trivial bugs in the code / 99 trivial bugs / Hunt one down / Patch it around / 200 trivial bugs in the code
Waggage claim.