torcue

1472 pts ยท July 11, 2021


It's missing half the joke. The subtitles are phenomenal

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not particularly, the scavenger / predators we keep as friends do the same thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's hoping he won the lottery instead

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Close your eyes, make a wish.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legitimate question: with the already wide ranging application of this bs immunity, why hasn't dark brandon just capped the psychopath?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please continue...
WAKE THE BASILISK!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is somebody going to put in that thing?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 pretty sure that's just Great Britain.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I died (a little), the Dr who did the procedure later told me it was a miracle I was alive. I told him "it was YOUR hands that did this."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot the avocado toast.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 thicc olympic

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Precisely.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nice, now I feel abandoned. Which heinous crime against nature that we committed killed the fireflies?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Control.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yours don't?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would think so

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're laughing, but she trained the storm troopers

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only 1 guy with a tuba when I walk trough a park.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like Homework: The Game

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever, they were better off without his whiney ass anyway.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Copper, too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Pluto. It was never a planet. WE. WERE. WRONG. We know better know.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He sat under it and meditated, what's to question?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did some work on a hotel that targets Asian clientele, it had no "4" floors

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just in case any of his trial get postponed until the election and set an other terrifying precedent...
I hereby announce my candidacy for the presidency, in perpetuity, for all future presidential elections.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0