thesatanofhell

532 pts · January 19, 2016


“Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, and render unto God what is God’s”

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The hair carries the disease v

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

College campuses... you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Shut up, Mimseyyy

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation, like the emancipation proclamation.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A comment questioning the originality of another comment? How original.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

In this case I would say they are one in the same.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait a tick, that means I’m single again!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Indeed you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Daddy shouldn’t have had kids if he wasn’t prepared to deal with having them around... talking.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What about Kraft Punk?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The swords of 10,000 Dothraki screamers you mean

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

The Toad Style is immensely strong and immune to nearly any weapon. When properly used, it’s almost invincible.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Fenrir is a wolf and he’s supposed to eat Odin when Ragnarok comes around

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I’M GONNA TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Locked here in this PRISON

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She don’t look like much but she’s got it where it counts

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shut up nerd

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In awe of the size of that lad

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just throw me in the trash

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yikes

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

He goes to the halls of his great doggfathers, in whose mighty company he shall not be ashamed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You are an unfit mother. Your children will be taken into the custody of Carl’s Junior.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one said minimum wage. There are jobs with levels of pay and difficulty between the lowest CEO level. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My dad used to take us to the airport just to watch the planes take off pre-9/11

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Buckle up buckaroo

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I only set 2 alarms now so if I hear the first one I know I only have one more chance to wake up, it scares me so much that I just get up.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

House was still raided, our cars were pulled over and we were searched and generally treated terribly. It was horrible.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom had her social security # stolen when I was kid. So even though eventually our city police understood it was stole...my brother’s 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0