surroundedbytwits

17346 pts · April 25, 2017


The great deal maker fucked it up yet again. Didn’t think of other the possible outcomes because he is a toddler without the ability to perform critical thinking or any thinking for that matter.

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember this. She points to her dad and then throws a bomb and he doesn’t even have to move to catch it.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s been quoted saying that our military cemeteries are filled with suckers and losers.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was so sure that Hillary would win. He wrote that stupid letter to congress about her email storage just days before the election thinking that would show everyone that he was tough on crime. What a twat.

6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The skunk is completely in over her head like 100% of the cabinet.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Small acts like this are exactly what the world needs as we live through this weird time in history.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Men and especially fathers are an afterthought when it comes to emotional stuff in the family dynamic.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We’ve been first Friday of the month for years. Sometimes I wonder how many 911 calls are made at that time.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can it whistle and make rude comments though

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s good dadding

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man of the decade and bravest leader in the world

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that it would have been so easy to make a special meal for the mens team at the White House but the orange idiot blew it fits his character perfectly. Tucci clearly knows how to host a nice meal and make his guests feel honored to be there.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That little twerp.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always upvote this. Her reaction is hilarious.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This had a way better story arc than twiles

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks delish

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is everyone’s spirit animal as we navigate this ridiculous time in history.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I’ll say it again fellow cult members, stop being so gullible”

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She handled it with dignity, grace, and courage. Well done.

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Is it just me or are they stoned to the bejesus

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulations Scunty, you are in a cult.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s still not as cavernous as my friend’s twazzer

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I would like to use it to scoop up the entire house of the hoa president and gently place it down outside the gates of the community.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Every day he somehow gets more gross.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0