strawhatbrian

138 pts ยท December 8, 2013


Lol, "just move". "Just make more money, just stop being poor, just get a better job." Okay, I'll do that. What a stupid idea.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm your Brian on drugs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A far stronger man than me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll start looking for the Dragonballs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Montana

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He traded it for another B. Keep the change.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

heaviest, gnarliest fart I ever did hear/smell/accidentally tasted as it went down my throat. I vom right on her cooter. We broke up after.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was going down on my girlfriend at the time. She was super into it, I was super into it. College dorm room sex. She blows the wettest,

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I am almost positive that pokemon looks like our asshole president.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since this is going to be buried, haha! I have a car and I lick my girlfriend's butthole like it's an ice cream cone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally, my time has come.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must be a real hoot at parties.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man... that's so sad... I really hope that you find love and... Oh okay hello surprising ending. Congratulations on the happiness.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 30 and I've had sex with a ton of women. It's not that gr... oh. Alright. Nice popup.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Season 10 was the funniest adult animation I've seen in years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well great, now that's all I hear too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's your takeaway here? Not "wow, what happened was nasty" or "why did they do that?" It's "wurds 2 logn fur twitter".

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Waste excretion divet. Also known as a BUTTHOLE.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope TheBOULDER is on his own side.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah! They're crap! Show him something for free that only he likes!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Felicity Rampant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The chin needs some Dan spunk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would be so much more satisfying if I wasn't colorblind!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daaaaaaaaaaannnn.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does owlkin mean they think they are like an owl... in an owl family?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I suppose you could call it plot armor, or perhaps he... Ace up his sleeve... Ace in the hole... I don't have to impress you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was strangely beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Putters and Flarps"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0