hakon97
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Aug 13, 2016 12:37 AM
hakon97
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ShmakarooniLovesHeathLedger
'Al's Abortions: No foetus can beat us. What can I do ya for?'
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Ping Pong/Sushi is stacked!
Kosmokat16
#4 Alien, the movie you're looking for is alien.
CookietheCutter
Oh man, I'm INFP. Dodged a bullet there.
Dralic
Jim Gaffigan said that having a 5th kid was like the 4 kids scenario, but with a shark coming toward you.
ThirteenReasonsFly
I answer my phone "Thank you for calling Billy Bob's suppositories, we're not number one but we're right up there!"
JerodH
The sentence the sentence is a sentence is a sentence
obizues
Doing everything you can but still die- sounds like every Final Destination movie. And they still sucked.
CatchBadCrow
So, by induction, the sentence "(The sentence)^n, (is a sentence)^n"... is a sentence.
Wolfyboy
Black death. Bubonic plague. Never once have I heard black plague
redfoxtail
Tomato tomato
GnightSweetPrince
I laughed out loud. Very good.
Tachyon000
Can someone explain the "remember the orphanage" one for a friend?
buttchugger
I think it means she's returning the child
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
A friend of mine was looking for a job and couldn't figure out why she wasn't getting any interviews. Called her once and her voicemail 1/2
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
Was "Suuuuup BITCHES! leave a message, or text like a normal person if you actually want a response!"
Dayrest
#4 Cabin in the woods
KenAdams42
True but the movie itself doesn't feel like horror
SilasWing
Until Dawn. It exists. And it's amazing.
Alex1514
Anyone have the source on that Bugs Bunny one?
atdiaku
Space Jam.
NonGermanGerman
The Hamlet thing is not true, peasants
hakon97
The Hamlet one is true, I personally checked it out.
Dralic
NonGermanGerman
92 That has no relish of salvation in't
boxxtinn
#11 - C'mon Josh. I'm gonna need to know the last 10% or I'll never get the recipe right.
throw4w4y1234
So you can give it 110%?
boxxtinn
Hahah, oh jeez .. don't do drugs kids.
LargeHoman
What are you trying to make 110% of?
boxxtinn
People that can math.
LargeHoman
22+18=40+28=68+30=98+2=100 I can haz maths now?
boxxtinn
What are you asking me? I've obviously proved my incompetence in this matter.