Kiwi is always nice

Jun 11, 2016 3:49 PM

VampyC

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Wishes for eweryone. What do you wish?

Oh that's adorable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see two testicles on the last panel.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I wish the kiwi was alone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait until you watch the Kiwi! Video on YouTube

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was my laptop background for at least a year! I'm a kiwi (new Zealander)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sad beaked peanut is made happy by presence of second beaked peanut.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I always upvote New Zealand and our birds

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As a Kiwi I can relate, although a flight to Canada would solve this issue for me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish for clarity. Sometimes I feel like she's the one but then we drift apart and hook up with different people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love there little nub hug,its so cute.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I would be more specific making a wish...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The small wings at the end

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone remember that flying kiwi game?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cuts self open* there. take it *throws heart at you*

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Thank you. Your donation will be put to great use ..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ew, it's all melted

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish to be a Jedi.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My Kik is on my profile

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Trust me, you don't.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want Christina Grimmie back....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 1

Looks like dinner

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Hot and steamy naked anime chicks :o

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The gif of yours looks familiar...Hayao Miyazaki?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Source?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Spirited away

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

this comic always make me sad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I be 15 again and not ruin my life this time?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*TIE fighter eyes*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could afford to get divorced. After 18 years I realised today I am nothing but a piece of shit to my husband.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They say marriage is grand. And divorce is two.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If I had two...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, sounds like you're having a rough time. Hope you find some happiness pet!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope so too. Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish it were 2017.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To get outta the friendzone aaayyyyoooo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not just wish to be able to fly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because flying won't make you not alone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First kiwi wishes to no longer be alone. Then the second kiwi uses THEIR wish for an Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant. Then the APTWE 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 uses its wish to allow the kiwis to fly. Or for sandwiches.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kiwi! (Don't watch this link.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was just about to link this. Makes me cri evertim

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love this animation! Tears me apart but I love it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn i was hoping no one would post that... Have a watery-eyed upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

:'( ... :')

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No! Oh man, I almost got through the day without tearing up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too soon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This one is better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajhUMLXviUE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm digging that triangular halo.

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

And the TIE Fighter eyes

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

And the santa claws beard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*TIE Interceptors

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want what the Kiwi wants.

9 years ago | Likes 486 Dislikes 1

Yeah, me too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont we all

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

idk that you want to not be alone, rather not lonely

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Same

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want money

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was strangely beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be your friendly kiwi!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't want to be alone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another beer, usually

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, you gotta ask yourself: is laser vision on the table?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another kiwi?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're never truly alone. Just imagine all the microscopic organisms that eat your dead skin cells and regulate your bowels!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And the imaginary voice in our head.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A kiwi?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Reporting for duty, Sir/Ma'am!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True always

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I guess i need to become a Kiwi first, eh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't fuck the bird

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm a lonely kiwi too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'She'll be right, mate. Us kiwis are living in the most beautiful place in the world, you gotta appreciate that :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I do! We may not have the best of everything, but we have the best balance of everything. But y'know.. snuggles.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get Tinder! Nah, I'm kidding, I got it and now I know that Auckland is full of muppets.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't want it using my real name from Facebook! Besides, there are other sites full of sex-crazed muppets around.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its just your first name :p Unless your first name is like Jezebel, & you're the only chick named that. I need to check my nzdating account

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes,my first name IS the issue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, thats shit then :/ I see people use fake accounts to get around that.... but using a fake name feels wrong too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0