squeeshypanda

2330 pts ยท May 23, 2015


Me, too. :(

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm so impressed by this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is what I hope to get

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On multiple occasions, I've forgotten the word airport and accidentally called it a "plane station."

9 years ago | Likes 575 Dislikes 0

Da dreamer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment is bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

That gif makes me feel so anxious

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(2) pushed me into going away for school. Now I'm in crazy debt and living back at home at 24

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told my parents I didn't know what I wanted to do. Tried to start at a junior college. Mom told me I shouldn't do that and (1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister loathes this movie. Gotta send this to her

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As far as I can tell, the closest thing I've found is that your lips can crack and bleed/wrinkles may form around your lips

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I couldn't find anything like what was described

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't seem to find a video of this. I just found the dangers of doing it. And people using something made of glass that broke and cut them

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would gladly torch all of these

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's terrifying. I should probably go google it

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Wait...popped as in blood...?

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

I saw a car lose control today in icy sleet for driving like an absolute moron (Chicago). It so easily could have turned into a huge pileup

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I read "junk things" as a noun the first time through. Like you were referring to your package collectively as a junk thing

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same with my students. I wonder if they will look back and cringe one day

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is sofa king gross

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2) understand how people can do these things to one another. Let alone their own child

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doubt you two will see this. But I did it. And as someone who once cried from having to kill a bee trapped in my dorm room, I'll never (1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Psh pretty sure she would've laughed her ass off

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm currently trying to decide if I should dare google this at midnight

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

But they're so cute

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom always gave this reasoning for why I couldn't get one growing up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yeah I have no clue what that would be

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which would make a killer night at the museum movie

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I was thinking this was like a museum with statues or something

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Ow

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0