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May 2, 2017 11:26 PM

quidinfernum

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I'm pretty sure this is from "Hello Ladies"

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

.comments

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it wasn't until episode three that I went "Oh, Wheatley!!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just sayin' gold doesn't like lots of pressure, and yoga positions with hands on the floor aren't exactly light.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

CALL ON MEEEEEEEEEE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't wear my ring at work; to much of a danger/potential for injury. It definitely increases the amount of flirting I receive from women.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

I miss that show. :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Source?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I already know what the comments at the bottom on the section are gonna be like and they're cringey as fuck

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 6

plebeians plebeians

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my dad's been married for over 40 years. hasn't worn his ring in 40 years. some people's lifestyle doesn't afford the luxury wearing jewelry

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 13

nice and fresh, teddy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That show was so strong and under appreciated

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So many great cringe moments, at least from my perspective.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Coming from ireland, I get abit weirded out by stuff like this, if you hit on a woman and she doesn't want to know she will END you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can I get a sauce on this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Garlic mayo or ketchup?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't understand why this got cancelled. It's a funny show

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"What are the rules?!"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alyssa Julya Smith

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alyssa Julya Smith | Film actress -- Haha. OK, Google.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect, just what I was scrolling down to find. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy now fart-Tard, she's working out. Who wears a ring in the gym?

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 9

i do...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women who've been stalked/harassed and wear a ring as some sort of sign that wards off bad people?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's just a show.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wheatley speaks the truth.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 28

Yeah but he's an asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

I know it is hard...but I want you to try very hard and switch on your brain. Do you think women wear jewellery when working out?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Effort, engaged. Brain, engaged. Processing...Answer: Yes, There are at least two women on earth that wear jewellery when working out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

A lot of people don't work out with jewelry. He's far from the truth

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Gross. She's not waisting anyone's time she's doing yoga and minding her own business.

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 16

It's from a tv show. Intentionally cringe worthy.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

This is, yes. But shit like this does happen.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 8

Hello Ladies such an underrated show.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I recognized Steven Merchant but never actually watched this show.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed...it got a movie afterwards but this needs more than one season.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES! I was sad it was cancelled after 1 season. I know ppl that wouldn't watch bc it was too douche-chill inducing/cringe-worthy. I loved it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's fine to ask. She's fine to respond that way. His last part is not fine.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

The amount of people who need this explained is depressing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's a comedian..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

I know. The comment is for the people agreeing sincerely, or decrying hitting on women at the gym.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Preach Merhcnat.

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 18

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This show is a lot better than it's given credit for. And it's way better than anything Gervais has put out for a while!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I agree, Derek was boring & the Special Correspondents trailer looked awful. As for Life on the Road - to me Office ended w/ the XMasSpecial

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Totally agree

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What show is this exactly?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello Ladies

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't wear rings when I work out.

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 18

I dont either. I find they pinch uncomfortably when lifting and can hurt when doing arm balances in yoga.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Yes, take them off, especially for lifting. Degloving is no joke

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ok. But do you work out in a sexy outfit in front of a bunch of men? If no, then it doesn't apply. If yes, then... well...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

A SPORTS bra and YOGA pants are considered "sexy outfit" first in your mind, and not "work out clothing"? Sounds like your dirty mind >

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is the problem.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to mention it shouldn't matter whether its in front of a bunch of men or a bunch of women.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is this not the most important part. Doesn't matter, I'm quite certain you're being hypocritical here. If your man did the flip of this-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife and I don't either. It gets in the way.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Of fingering

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Check out Qalo rings. Soft silicon and they're cheap!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

This is what I hope to get

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean cost effective right?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mine broke, then a few weeks later my wife said she wanted a divorce. Must've been a sign from the Qalo rings God!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here's a 4000$ ring. Don't worry about wearing it when it's inconvenient tho

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 29

if you choose to drop that much on a piece of jewelry, that's your problem. still not going to wear it when i don't want to.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Or alternatively take care of the $4000 ring and take it off when it could be damaged

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Right tho, we've had arguments

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that $4 grand is gonna seem cheap after the hospital bills from a degloving.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Damn man, we're not talking about FOD here. It's Pilates for Pete's sake

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

How do you know that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You obviously don't know shit about yoga.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The wife and I never wear our rings unless it's a special function. Our works make it a bit harder to wear them.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Prostitutes?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong type of acience, we're the legitimate type of scientists.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I help cows give birth too

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That would be a weird place to lose a ring.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say It Ain't So!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like women don't work out with jewelry on...

9 years ago | Likes 338 Dislikes 5

Don't know bout you... But males usually do.... And we do stuff that has higher risk with a ring....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

None of my male contractor friends wear it on the job. Or if the do they have those neat silicon rings

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah. Those are pretty dang cool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always see a girl that goes with rings, necklace and make up to the gym to work out. I don't know what to think of it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She basic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a man with a wife, I know that neither of us do

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like the men...you take that shit off before you work out. You ever looked up "degloving" pictures?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My dad almost had to have a hand removed because of that thing of thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, I have a white gold ring but learned the hard way that sweat ruins the coating. :(

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rings are a bad idea - hands swell up bit

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Have you tried the rubber work out wedding bands?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Qalo makes some really quality ones. Very comfortable for wearing during workouts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I wear rings occasionally to work, but not on a regular basis, not married.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imo they're kinda tacky

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their right the Qualo rings are actually pretty nice, I have seen tacky ones too but this brand is the best I've seen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do but that's just cause im proud of my husband :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Translation: It's yuge

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes but depending on what you do it could be dangerous

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a nurse person

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You prolly aight

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a woman, i feel like that too.

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 4

I also take off my wedding band when I go to the gym. Don't want it to get snagged and wreck me, and don't want it to get warped from weight

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i wear my rings at soccer...lady here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But you don't use your hands in soccer. No reason to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

unless you're a keeper!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gloves

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like he's saying "if you're not available to fuck you're a waste of time" which kinda makes me mad.

9 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 31

I mean, she's also not available to date. I assumed he meant going for coffee after yoga, not super girl let's fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't think it should make you mad if you get the context of the show: Premise of the show is that he's a creepy socially inept dude that1/2

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Should add: Source is "Hello Ladies" Which is a pretty cringey name in and of itself I think haha 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I see! Context definitely matters.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

is just awful at talking to women. This joke is showing him as the arsehole here, it's meant to make you cringe at him, not laugh at her 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1091 Dislikes 11

I will never not upvote this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I love this so much. The man was a great sport about it!

9 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 0

Literally why tf is she grossed out? It's a drink. He's drinking it. Albeit very sensually.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Every time that woman on the left is just sooo....I don't even know the word. Very....I hate her

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The man, the myth, the legend

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rip $5 that beer cost

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Lol, $5? More like $12

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He probably drank 5 dollars worth in the 3 second sip he took

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I want to see the other 9.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The look on that woman's face made it

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I hate that bitch. Why is she moving so far away from him?

9 years ago | Likes 284 Dislikes 33

I was just thinking that! Makes me like the guy with the beer even more

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That guy was spilling some beer down his arm. You could tell three years ago when there were more than three pixels

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

i'd move away from someone proclaiming their love for Bud Light. ew.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

staged anytime something odd happens on kiss cam its been planned

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

giving the loving couple some room, duuh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you obviously not married for anymore than 5 years, just wait bud.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

Because her SO was outside or the frame, she was tapping her SO's shoulder.

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 10

She wanted the attention but he stole it good and proper.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's her disgusted reaction that makes her disgusting...

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 11

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9 years ago (deleted Aug 15, 2017 2:56 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

He does not seem like the type who'd waste a drop

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I looked close and I think that's the case :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My x never wore her ring. Or worked out. Or worked. Or took care of our son. Idk what she was doing.

9 years ago | Likes 1482 Dislikes 16

You don't have wife. You just a lonely wet fart

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

DICKS.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yoga.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

other dudes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does she know she's your ex?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys, don't be dicks....like the ones she was probably taking.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

fucking people that weren't you probably.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was she real?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasting everyone's time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno. The mailman maybe?

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

Mailmen have standards. No offence @OP

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Your neighbor.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, that just got worse and worse...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was doing Dallas

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did she even exist?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Found the necrophile.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She fucked a man who had a son with the wrong woman.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, she was workin' that stroke

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sleeping with your mates.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Browsing imgur

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I totally get that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

working on somebody elses shaft probably.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone. Im like 300,897,110 place in line.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate to ask such a thing, but how did you get to the point of having a child with someone so obviously awful?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I need some answers *bangs table*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh dude I was with a guy for almost 7yrs, 2wks before birth of our daughter he cheated and has been just unraveling how truly awful he is :o

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bruh :o

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife doesn't wear her ring but she doesn't ever wear any form of jewellery

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

She probably wears pearl necklaces when you aren't around.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ugh this. I have a gorgeous ring but its annoying. Getting caught on stuff and sliding around. I dont wear any other jewlery.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She also can't stand to be apart from me for a moment - to the extent of getting a job at my workplace...so I know she isn't messing around.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Or she could be overselling it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She doesn't have the space/time to cheat due to how little space she gives me...the only time we'd be apart is if I make a quick run to the/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

store...and even then she hates when I do that alone. 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a toss up on whether it'd be considered a good or a bad thing.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Sounds a lil' clingy but if you love her I'm sure you guys will work it out

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Meh yeah we've almost been married 8yrs so it's not like we're not stable

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0