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Detox208
I'm pretty sure this is from "Hello Ladies"
Pristineus
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GlenL
I think it wasn't until episode three that I went "Oh, Wheatley!!"
TheMossWillInheritTheEarth
Just sayin' gold doesn't like lots of pressure, and yoga positions with hands on the floor aren't exactly light.
LaTransDragon
CALL ON MEEEEEEEEEE
firefighter26
I don't wear my ring at work; to much of a danger/potential for injury. It definitely increases the amount of flirting I receive from women.
Jerz77
I miss that show. :(
mburicao
Brainiac1331
Source?
skrimg59
I already know what the comments at the bottom on the section are gonna be like and they're cringey as fuck
BurntDestiny
plebeians plebeians
clayrev
my dad's been married for over 40 years. hasn't worn his ring in 40 years. some people's lifestyle doesn't afford the luxury wearing jewelry
nevadasteve
bachterman
nice and fresh, teddy.
YourNewNicknameIsJelloShot
That show was so strong and under appreciated
Perkunas687
So many great cringe moments, at least from my perspective.
JimONeill
Coming from ireland, I get abit weirded out by stuff like this, if you hit on a woman and she doesn't want to know she will END you.
mitch2161998
Can I get a sauce on this?
NorthenEnglishman
Garlic mayo or ketchup?
BigBadBrownie
I don't understand why this got cancelled. It's a funny show
HeyItsHorst
"What are the rules?!"
TheMachineKill3r
Alyssa Julya Smith
bendomino
Alyssa Julya Smith | Film actress -- Haha. OK, Google.
ChiefLongdong
Perfect, just what I was scrolling down to find. +1
DocBox
Easy now fart-Tard, she's working out. Who wears a ring in the gym?
ThenIDefyYouStars
i do...
ObiWanShalomi
Women who've been stalked/harassed and wear a ring as some sort of sign that wards off bad people?
scvd
It's just a show.
SgtMichaelCross
Wheatley speaks the truth.
SuperSaiyanBlueGoku
Yeah but he's an asshole.
darkladyvanstar
I know it is hard...but I want you to try very hard and switch on your brain. Do you think women wear jewellery when working out?
xVancha
Effort, engaged. Brain, engaged. Processing...Answer: Yes, There are at least two women on earth that wear jewellery when working out.
nosuchluck
A lot of people don't work out with jewelry. He's far from the truth
HippyMama86
Gross. She's not waisting anyone's time she's doing yoga and minding her own business.
soIcancomment
It's from a tv show. Intentionally cringe worthy.
This is, yes. But shit like this does happen.
Rfs103181
Hello Ladies such an underrated show.
Thanks! I recognized Steven Merchant but never actually watched this show.
TheQuestions
Agreed...it got a movie afterwards but this needs more than one season.
nozzle
YES! I was sad it was cancelled after 1 season. I know ppl that wouldn't watch bc it was too douche-chill inducing/cringe-worthy. I loved it
Rivet95
He's fine to ask. She's fine to respond that way. His last part is not fine.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
The amount of people who need this explained is depressing.
CharlieNine4
He's a comedian..
I know. The comment is for the people agreeing sincerely, or decrying hitting on women at the gym.
thearcheopteryx
Preach Merhcnat.
boethius
iamkarlpilkington
This show is a lot better than it's given credit for. And it's way better than anything Gervais has put out for a while!
ScoreQuest
I agree, Derek was boring & the Special Correspondents trailer looked awful. As for Life on the Road - to me Office ended w/ the XMasSpecial
Totally agree
Zenrant
What show is this exactly?
Hello Ladies
Slayter
I don't wear rings when I work out.
neeks64
I dont either. I find they pinch uncomfortably when lifting and can hurt when doing arm balances in yoga.
RoseFaery
Yes, take them off, especially for lifting. Degloving is no joke
ShadyC
Ok. But do you work out in a sexy outfit in front of a bunch of men? If no, then it doesn't apply. If yes, then... well...
astraecat
A SPORTS bra and YOGA pants are considered "sexy outfit" first in your mind, and not "work out clothing"? Sounds like your dirty mind >
is the problem.
Not to mention it shouldn't matter whether its in front of a bunch of men or a bunch of women.
How is this not the most important part. Doesn't matter, I'm quite certain you're being hypocritical here. If your man did the flip of this-
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
My wife and I don't either. It gets in the way.
wegotabadassoverhere
Of fingering
Semjr
Check out Qalo rings. Soft silicon and they're cheap!
squeeshypanda
This is what I hope to get
ILiekToCookAndBake
You mean cost effective right?
ProbieBandit
Mine broke, then a few weeks later my wife said she wanted a divorce. Must've been a sign from the Qalo rings God!
PrestonGarvey
Here's a 4000$ ring. Don't worry about wearing it when it's inconvenient tho
flapperfemmefatale
if you choose to drop that much on a piece of jewelry, that's your problem. still not going to wear it when i don't want to.
1POINT772453850905516027298167483341
Or alternatively take care of the $4000 ring and take it off when it could be damaged
ducatispeed848
Right tho, we've had arguments
Yeah, that $4 grand is gonna seem cheap after the hospital bills from a degloving.
avertyereyes
Damn man, we're not talking about FOD here. It's Pilates for Pete's sake
pugglesworth
How do you know that?
You obviously don't know shit about yoga.
UncannyMonkeyPaw
The wife and I never wear our rings unless it's a special function. Our works make it a bit harder to wear them.
caboops
Prostitutes?
Wrong type of acience, we're the legitimate type of scientists.
DoctorMantisTobogganMD
I help cows give birth too
That would be a weird place to lose a ring.
whatupmyknitters
Say It Ain't So!
Sephority
I feel like women don't work out with jewelry on...
TheLonelyFoney
Don't know bout you... But males usually do.... And we do stuff that has higher risk with a ring....
None of my male contractor friends wear it on the job. Or if the do they have those neat silicon rings
Oh yeah. Those are pretty dang cool.
PerkyPervertedPet
I always see a girl that goes with rings, necklace and make up to the gym to work out. I don't know what to think of it.
She basic
saucefornoreason
As a man with a wife, I know that neither of us do
SocietyOfSensation
Just like the men...you take that shit off before you work out. You ever looked up "degloving" pictures?
My dad almost had to have a hand removed because of that thing of thing.
LithiPandaBaroness
True, I have a white gold ring but learned the hard way that sweat ruins the coating. :(
forestfinagle
Rings are a bad idea - hands swell up bit
RebelReis
Have you tried the rubber work out wedding bands?
rialaff
Qalo makes some really quality ones. Very comfortable for wearing during workouts
I wear rings occasionally to work, but not on a regular basis, not married.
Imo they're kinda tacky
Their right the Qualo rings are actually pretty nice, I have seen tacky ones too but this brand is the best I've seen
I do but that's just cause im proud of my husband :)
jeremyj26
Translation: It's yuge
Yes but depending on what you do it could be dangerous
I'm a nurse person
You prolly aight
as a woman, i feel like that too.
ConfusedAxis
I also take off my wedding band when I go to the gym. Don't want it to get snagged and wreck me, and don't want it to get warped from weight
weeklypooper
i wear my rings at soccer...lady here
But you don't use your hands in soccer. No reason to.
unless you're a keeper!
Gloves
congratufuckinglations
I feel like he's saying "if you're not available to fuck you're a waste of time" which kinda makes me mad.
marygoround94
I mean, she's also not available to date. I assumed he meant going for coffee after yoga, not super girl let's fuck.
ICantThinkOfAU
Don't think it should make you mad if you get the context of the show: Premise of the show is that he's a creepy socially inept dude that1/2
Should add: Source is "Hello Ladies" Which is a pretty cringey name in and of itself I think haha 3/3
I see! Context definitely matters.
is just awful at talking to women. This joke is showing him as the arsehole here, it's meant to make you cringe at him, not laugh at her 2/2
ineemineefuneejustbehappy
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seanyamz
I will never not upvote this
WithPride
I love this so much. The man was a great sport about it!
thatexplainssomuch
Literally why tf is she grossed out? It's a drink. He's drinking it. Albeit very sensually.
fitnessjen1992
Every time that woman on the left is just sooo....I don't even know the word. Very....I hate her
IamJaxusername
The man, the myth, the legend
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
Rip $5 that beer cost
Fuckgnomes
Lol, $5? More like $12
vinnyk
He probably drank 5 dollars worth in the 3 second sip he took
dghammer
Now I want to see the other 9.
Tranchec
The look on that woman's face made it
thepenisbIue
I hate that bitch. Why is she moving so far away from him?
unofficialmo
I was just thinking that! Makes me like the guy with the beer even more
LamarTheHeadhumper
That guy was spilling some beer down his arm. You could tell three years ago when there were more than three pixels
i'd move away from someone proclaiming their love for Bud Light. ew.
LithiumGrease
staged anytime something odd happens on kiss cam its been planned
Derakor
giving the loving couple some room, duuh
poopdagger
you obviously not married for anymore than 5 years, just wait bud.
deghcfhjfvb
Because her SO was outside or the frame, she was tapping her SO's shoulder.
Whybotherbeingcreative
She wanted the attention but he stole it good and proper.
MamaMimi08
It's her disgusted reaction that makes her disgusting...
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braingain
He does not seem like the type who'd waste a drop
I looked close and I think that's the case :)
Vazhox
My x never wore her ring. Or worked out. Or worked. Or took care of our son. Idk what she was doing.
TheDaddyDude
You don't have wife. You just a lonely wet fart
BillOreillyisaSexualPredator
DICKS.
AgainstMethod
Yoga.
YoureWaifuAShit
other dudes
MufinMcFlufin
Does she know she's your ex?
CivilizedUndead
Guys, don't be dicks....like the ones she was probably taking.
fucking people that weren't you probably.
Sascreama
Was she real?
JodyHighroller
Wasting everyone's time.
Metals4J
I dunno. The mailman maybe?
Staggard
Mailmen have standards. No offence @OP
Imightbetrolling
Your neighbor.
LosPer
Well, that just got worse and worse...
snomang
She was doing Dallas
Schmoopieh
Did she even exist?
awohl231
Found the necrophile.
siler7
She fucked a man who had a son with the wrong woman.
TheFinancialAutist
Damn, she was workin' that stroke
ButtersakaProfChoas
Sleeping with your mates.
icameforthedownvotes
Browsing imgur
LarrWhy
I totally get that
EvilVicious
working on somebody elses shaft probably.
AvexV
Everyone. Im like 300,897,110 place in line.
I hate to ask such a thing, but how did you get to the point of having a child with someone so obviously awful?
detectivekagami
I need some answers *bangs table*
MikiDeLeon
Oh dude I was with a guy for almost 7yrs, 2wks before birth of our daughter he cheated and has been just unraveling how truly awful he is :o
bruh :o
idontevenknowsillymonkey
My wife doesn't wear her ring but she doesn't ever wear any form of jewellery
BHPaperstacks
She probably wears pearl necklaces when you aren't around.
TheLetterKay
Ugh this. I have a gorgeous ring but its annoying. Getting caught on stuff and sliding around. I dont wear any other jewlery.
Hubb
She also can't stand to be apart from me for a moment - to the extent of getting a job at my workplace...so I know she isn't messing around.
Or she could be overselling it.
She doesn't have the space/time to cheat due to how little space she gives me...the only time we'd be apart is if I make a quick run to the/
store...and even then she hates when I do that alone. 2
It's a toss up on whether it'd be considered a good or a bad thing.
Yodaloid
Sounds a lil' clingy but if you love her I'm sure you guys will work it out
Meh yeah we've almost been married 8yrs so it's not like we're not stable
Detox208
I'm pretty sure this is from "Hello Ladies"
Pristineus
.comments
GlenL
I think it wasn't until episode three that I went "Oh, Wheatley!!"
TheMossWillInheritTheEarth
Just sayin' gold doesn't like lots of pressure, and yoga positions with hands on the floor aren't exactly light.
LaTransDragon
CALL ON MEEEEEEEEEE
firefighter26
I don't wear my ring at work; to much of a danger/potential for injury. It definitely increases the amount of flirting I receive from women.
Jerz77
I miss that show. :(
mburicao
Brainiac1331
Source?
skrimg59
I already know what the comments at the bottom on the section are gonna be like and they're cringey as fuck
BurntDestiny
plebeians plebeians
clayrev
my dad's been married for over 40 years. hasn't worn his ring in 40 years. some people's lifestyle doesn't afford the luxury wearing jewelry
nevadasteve
bachterman
nice and fresh, teddy.
YourNewNicknameIsJelloShot
That show was so strong and under appreciated
Perkunas687
So many great cringe moments, at least from my perspective.
JimONeill
Coming from ireland, I get abit weirded out by stuff like this, if you hit on a woman and she doesn't want to know she will END you.
mitch2161998
Can I get a sauce on this?
NorthenEnglishman
Garlic mayo or ketchup?
BigBadBrownie
I don't understand why this got cancelled. It's a funny show
HeyItsHorst
"What are the rules?!"
TheMachineKill3r
Alyssa Julya Smith
bendomino
Alyssa Julya Smith | Film actress -- Haha. OK, Google.
ChiefLongdong
Perfect, just what I was scrolling down to find. +1
DocBox
Easy now fart-Tard, she's working out. Who wears a ring in the gym?
ThenIDefyYouStars
i do...
ObiWanShalomi
Women who've been stalked/harassed and wear a ring as some sort of sign that wards off bad people?
scvd
It's just a show.
SgtMichaelCross
Wheatley speaks the truth.
SuperSaiyanBlueGoku
Yeah but he's an asshole.
darkladyvanstar
I know it is hard...but I want you to try very hard and switch on your brain. Do you think women wear jewellery when working out?
xVancha
Effort, engaged. Brain, engaged. Processing...Answer: Yes, There are at least two women on earth that wear jewellery when working out.
nosuchluck
A lot of people don't work out with jewelry. He's far from the truth
HippyMama86
Gross. She's not waisting anyone's time she's doing yoga and minding her own business.
soIcancomment
It's from a tv show. Intentionally cringe worthy.
HippyMama86
This is, yes. But shit like this does happen.
Rfs103181
Hello Ladies such an underrated show.
ObiWanShalomi
Thanks! I recognized Steven Merchant but never actually watched this show.
TheQuestions
Agreed...it got a movie afterwards but this needs more than one season.
nozzle
YES! I was sad it was cancelled after 1 season. I know ppl that wouldn't watch bc it was too douche-chill inducing/cringe-worthy. I loved it
Rivet95
He's fine to ask. She's fine to respond that way. His last part is not fine.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
The amount of people who need this explained is depressing.
CharlieNine4
He's a comedian..
Rivet95
I know. The comment is for the people agreeing sincerely, or decrying hitting on women at the gym.
thearcheopteryx
Preach Merhcnat.
boethius
iamkarlpilkington
This show is a lot better than it's given credit for. And it's way better than anything Gervais has put out for a while!
ScoreQuest
I agree, Derek was boring & the Special Correspondents trailer looked awful. As for Life on the Road - to me Office ended w/ the XMasSpecial
iamkarlpilkington
Totally agree
Zenrant
What show is this exactly?
iamkarlpilkington
Hello Ladies
Slayter
I don't wear rings when I work out.
neeks64
I dont either. I find they pinch uncomfortably when lifting and can hurt when doing arm balances in yoga.
RoseFaery
Yes, take them off, especially for lifting. Degloving is no joke
ShadyC
Ok. But do you work out in a sexy outfit in front of a bunch of men? If no, then it doesn't apply. If yes, then... well...
astraecat
A SPORTS bra and YOGA pants are considered "sexy outfit" first in your mind, and not "work out clothing"? Sounds like your dirty mind >
astraecat
is the problem.
astraecat
Not to mention it shouldn't matter whether its in front of a bunch of men or a bunch of women.
ShadyC
How is this not the most important part. Doesn't matter, I'm quite certain you're being hypocritical here. If your man did the flip of this-
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
My wife and I don't either. It gets in the way.
wegotabadassoverhere
Of fingering
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
Semjr
Check out Qalo rings. Soft silicon and they're cheap!
squeeshypanda
This is what I hope to get
ILiekToCookAndBake
You mean cost effective right?
ProbieBandit
Mine broke, then a few weeks later my wife said she wanted a divorce. Must've been a sign from the Qalo rings God!
PrestonGarvey
Here's a 4000$ ring. Don't worry about wearing it when it's inconvenient tho
flapperfemmefatale
if you choose to drop that much on a piece of jewelry, that's your problem. still not going to wear it when i don't want to.
1POINT772453850905516027298167483341
Or alternatively take care of the $4000 ring and take it off when it could be damaged
ducatispeed848
Right tho, we've had arguments
RoseFaery
Yeah, that $4 grand is gonna seem cheap after the hospital bills from a degloving.
avertyereyes
Damn man, we're not talking about FOD here. It's Pilates for Pete's sake
pugglesworth
How do you know that?
astraecat
You obviously don't know shit about yoga.
UncannyMonkeyPaw
The wife and I never wear our rings unless it's a special function. Our works make it a bit harder to wear them.
caboops
Prostitutes?
UncannyMonkeyPaw
Wrong type of acience, we're the legitimate type of scientists.
DoctorMantisTobogganMD
I help cows give birth too
UncannyMonkeyPaw
That would be a weird place to lose a ring.
whatupmyknitters
Say It Ain't So!
Sephority
I feel like women don't work out with jewelry on...
TheLonelyFoney
Don't know bout you... But males usually do.... And we do stuff that has higher risk with a ring....
Sephority
None of my male contractor friends wear it on the job. Or if the do they have those neat silicon rings
TheLonelyFoney
Oh yeah. Those are pretty dang cool.
PerkyPervertedPet
I always see a girl that goes with rings, necklace and make up to the gym to work out. I don't know what to think of it.
Sephority
She basic
saucefornoreason
As a man with a wife, I know that neither of us do
SocietyOfSensation
Just like the men...you take that shit off before you work out. You ever looked up "degloving" pictures?
Sephority
My dad almost had to have a hand removed because of that thing of thing.
LithiPandaBaroness
True, I have a white gold ring but learned the hard way that sweat ruins the coating. :(
forestfinagle
Rings are a bad idea - hands swell up bit
RebelReis
Have you tried the rubber work out wedding bands?
rialaff
Qalo makes some really quality ones. Very comfortable for wearing during workouts
forestfinagle
I wear rings occasionally to work, but not on a regular basis, not married.
Sephority
Imo they're kinda tacky
RebelReis
Their right the Qualo rings are actually pretty nice, I have seen tacky ones too but this brand is the best I've seen
RebelReis
I do but that's just cause im proud of my husband :)
jeremyj26
Translation: It's yuge
Sephority
Yes but depending on what you do it could be dangerous
RebelReis
I'm a nurse person
Sephority
You prolly aight
whatupmyknitters
as a woman, i feel like that too.
ConfusedAxis
I also take off my wedding band when I go to the gym. Don't want it to get snagged and wreck me, and don't want it to get warped from weight
weeklypooper
i wear my rings at soccer...lady here
Sephority
But you don't use your hands in soccer. No reason to.
weeklypooper
unless you're a keeper!
Sephority
Gloves
congratufuckinglations
I feel like he's saying "if you're not available to fuck you're a waste of time" which kinda makes me mad.
marygoround94
I mean, she's also not available to date. I assumed he meant going for coffee after yoga, not super girl let's fuck.
ICantThinkOfAU
Don't think it should make you mad if you get the context of the show: Premise of the show is that he's a creepy socially inept dude that1/2
ICantThinkOfAU
Should add: Source is "Hello Ladies" Which is a pretty cringey name in and of itself I think haha 3/3
congratufuckinglations
I see! Context definitely matters.
ICantThinkOfAU
is just awful at talking to women. This joke is showing him as the arsehole here, it's meant to make you cringe at him, not laugh at her 2/2
ineemineefuneejustbehappy
seanyamz
I will never not upvote this
WithPride
I love this so much. The man was a great sport about it!
thatexplainssomuch
Literally why tf is she grossed out? It's a drink. He's drinking it. Albeit very sensually.
fitnessjen1992
Every time that woman on the left is just sooo....I don't even know the word. Very....I hate her
IamJaxusername
The man, the myth, the legend
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
Rip $5 that beer cost
Fuckgnomes
Lol, $5? More like $12
vinnyk
He probably drank 5 dollars worth in the 3 second sip he took
dghammer
Now I want to see the other 9.
Tranchec
The look on that woman's face made it
thepenisbIue
I hate that bitch. Why is she moving so far away from him?
unofficialmo
I was just thinking that! Makes me like the guy with the beer even more
LamarTheHeadhumper
That guy was spilling some beer down his arm. You could tell three years ago when there were more than three pixels
flapperfemmefatale
i'd move away from someone proclaiming their love for Bud Light. ew.
LithiumGrease
staged anytime something odd happens on kiss cam its been planned
Derakor
giving the loving couple some room, duuh
poopdagger
you obviously not married for anymore than 5 years, just wait bud.
deghcfhjfvb
Because her SO was outside or the frame, she was tapping her SO's shoulder.
Whybotherbeingcreative
She wanted the attention but he stole it good and proper.
MamaMimi08
It's her disgusted reaction that makes her disgusting...
[deleted]
[deleted]
braingain
He does not seem like the type who'd waste a drop
ObiWanShalomi
I looked close and I think that's the case :)
Vazhox
My x never wore her ring. Or worked out. Or worked. Or took care of our son. Idk what she was doing.
TheDaddyDude
You don't have wife. You just a lonely wet fart
BillOreillyisaSexualPredator
DICKS.
AgainstMethod
Yoga.
YoureWaifuAShit
other dudes
MufinMcFlufin
Does she know she's your ex?
CivilizedUndead
Guys, don't be dicks....like the ones she was probably taking.
SocietyOfSensation
fucking people that weren't you probably.
Sascreama
Was she real?
JodyHighroller
Wasting everyone's time.
Metals4J
I dunno. The mailman maybe?
Staggard
Mailmen have standards. No offence @OP
Imightbetrolling
Your neighbor.
LosPer
Well, that just got worse and worse...
snomang
She was doing Dallas
Schmoopieh
Did she even exist?
awohl231
Found the necrophile.
siler7
She fucked a man who had a son with the wrong woman.
TheFinancialAutist
Damn, she was workin' that stroke
ButtersakaProfChoas
Sleeping with your mates.
icameforthedownvotes
Browsing imgur
LarrWhy
I totally get that
EvilVicious
working on somebody elses shaft probably.
AvexV
Everyone. Im like 300,897,110 place in line.
ShadyC
I hate to ask such a thing, but how did you get to the point of having a child with someone so obviously awful?
detectivekagami
I need some answers *bangs table*
MikiDeLeon
Oh dude I was with a guy for almost 7yrs, 2wks before birth of our daughter he cheated and has been just unraveling how truly awful he is :o
detectivekagami
bruh :o
idontevenknowsillymonkey
My wife doesn't wear her ring but she doesn't ever wear any form of jewellery
BHPaperstacks
She probably wears pearl necklaces when you aren't around.
TheLetterKay
Ugh this. I have a gorgeous ring but its annoying. Getting caught on stuff and sliding around. I dont wear any other jewlery.
Hubb
idontevenknowsillymonkey
She also can't stand to be apart from me for a moment - to the extent of getting a job at my workplace...so I know she isn't messing around.
ShadyC
Or she could be overselling it.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
She doesn't have the space/time to cheat due to how little space she gives me...the only time we'd be apart is if I make a quick run to the/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
store...and even then she hates when I do that alone. 2
idontevenknowsillymonkey
It's a toss up on whether it'd be considered a good or a bad thing.
Yodaloid
Sounds a lil' clingy but if you love her I'm sure you guys will work it out
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Meh yeah we've almost been married 8yrs so it's not like we're not stable