Lips paresis for dummies

Jan 13, 2017 9:42 PM

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Lips paresis for dummies

they want good dick sucking lips

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This seriously looks so painful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With only one pixel it's hard to see what the gif is really shownig, but I'm guessing something about lips from the tilte.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Reminded me of alien

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Duck-Face as evolved, Darwin wherefore art thou?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beard +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the hell is that

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I stick true to my username.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did this get so many poin...... ooooh thats why

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a guy, I must ask, why would anyone even want to have lips like that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never liked big puffy lips, no idea why people do. But that's just me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bearded guy used "Plunge" It was extra effective!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Never gets old.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What did i just upvote!?

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Girls don't do this, you will just get saggy lips after awhile. Its not worth it at all.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Man, that just really is not attractive at all.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Holy shit I burst out laughing so hard I scared my wife.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, I'm finally going to bite after seeing this gif 100+ times on imgur. What in the world is this from?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you make me sad... goodfellas

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you sir/madam

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A plunger that small should only be used by Johnny Shit-Knuckles

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

I think I remember hearing that those types of plungers were originally designed for sinks, whereas "Flanged" plunger's are for toilets.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe this one is taking that a bit more literally?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

How to get a collapsed lung 101

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Right? I hat how popular this gif is cuz that shit is dangerous as fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Never thought it was! I hate that gif too now! :(

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I don't mind fun or messing with sleeping friends, but jesus...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As someone who works with kids / teens... I dislike whichever hollywood popstar started this crap.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This was started by kids trying to look like kylie jenner. Sorry to burst your bubble, but kids are just as shitty as adults.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It can't possibly last that long..chill jelly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 13

No, the lip part of it doesn't, but girls are conditioned to think they have to look a certain way. They can't just be girls.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Understood. Girls will be girls.. then they will look back at the trend and say wtf.. just like we all have done and will do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Plot twist: That's not a store fresh plunger.

9 years ago | Likes 487 Dislikes 5

I used to work at lowes they sometimes get returned and put on the shelf.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: that's a full sized plunger and he's a giant and everyone knows all giants have another set of retractable lips

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Well, shit.

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That's a sink plunger though so it could be worse.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, put it in the dishwasher after use and it will be fine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just had to unplug my toilet a little while ago, cringed when I saw this and wondered where that plunger had been.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You bought a new plunger right, Hank?"

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Why does that make me so horny

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why does that make me so horny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

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*bshbshbshbshbshbshbshbshbsh*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Who is that?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Darude sandstorm

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

I mifht be wrong but she looks a lot like KYRsp33dy's gf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I hear in my head now is the sound Zoidberg makes lol.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wooo-woo-woo-woo!

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9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Now Kiss

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There was one video of a girl, whose lips popped after doing this. I am too lazy to search for it, sry.

9 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 7

Which lips?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 19

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yEAm_GX1-0 - could be fake *shrug*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

LINK!!?!?!? Where's the link?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Anyone have the link?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Wait...popped as in blood...?

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

Popped as in no good

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

As in holes in her lips. Like a balloon bursting. It's exactly like blowing up a balloon too much, except instead of air it's blood.

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

Ewwwwwww

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you know how a balloon is all wrinkly and loose after it deflates? That's what happens to these girls' lips after doing this too much.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

are... are we still talking about faces?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Well that's terrifying. I should probably go google it

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

As far as I can tell, the closest thing I've found is that your lips can crack and bleed/wrinkles may form around your lips

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you find it, care to share the link please?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I have a hard time believing that. Astronauts have survived almost perfect vacuum without any sign of long term damage to lips.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 47

Science!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Because the vacuum wasn't isolated to a small area. Put a strong enough vacuum on your asshole and you'll suck your guts out.

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Hasn't this happened on airplanes in the bathrooms while the people were still seated? Or is that just urban chainmail myths from my father?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you won't. Why would exposing a larger area to vacuum cause less damage? Pressure is per area.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk. Fun read.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also why do people get so angry when they are told that their common misconceptions are wrong? Do you hate knowing things or something?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hasn't this happened on airplanes in the bathrooms while the people were still seated? Or is that just urban chainmail myths from my father?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost certain that's an urban myth. not sure how you'd get vacuum conditions with your ass cheeks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 30, 2017 4:19 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Look up the court case John Edwards became famous for. It was sad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a court case involving a defective pool drain cover.

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