sqlsupervillain

25116 pts ยท June 26, 2015


Yeah. Germs and viruses man. Not cool. They make the decision to put your bits in their mouth. They didn't consent to the other girls germs.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday pupper. I hope OP gave him birthday snacks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nailed it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Says the basement gnomes around their cool ranch doritos..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So if you don't want kids you should never have sex? Yeaaaah. That's probably not gonna catch on well lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Most of them don't seem to believe the reports. Essentially anything negative about him is rejected now as fake news.

9 years ago | Likes 800 Dislikes 45

What a cute pupper!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truth. The Boomers at my company get pissed and incredulous when expected to learn new stuff. What!? I was told I could sleep till 65!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say if you don't have a lot of land, agility classes are usually up their alley. Smart pooches.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nooooope

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you asked her what she wants? Just because she's not into your kink doesn't mean she's bland.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People were ugly crying in the theater. I wasn't prepareeeeed

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ugh. Ughhhhh. So sorry OP.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Computer science majors

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

That pip boy is way too big

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A bag of sand? What kinda boobs feel like sand..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Best movie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmmm. Inhaling salt water or high on morphine. Decisions decisions

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Wow. We don't photograph well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10/10 would buy that painting. I dig it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's got a lot of energy and likes to play, but she's not a dick. I've only ever known one other weenie and he was chill.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I promise we have furniture lol. It's just not in the pictures lol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About 3000 sq ft. The pictures don't include her toy box. We have an open concept. Definitely got furniture but lots of space too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no! Sorry for your loss :( rip pupper

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey gotta buy the dog a steady supply of chewie bones somehow.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Never know! I was living in a tiny one bedroom apartment in a bad neighborhood and buying 99 cent toilet paper 6 years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

YOU DO!! :0D

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gabi :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much! Now I have to buy her toys fit for pitbulls. She is a maniac on her toys lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol no. Her name is Gabi.

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0