Im furious

Feb 20, 2017 5:19 PM

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My brother who i used to respect has been speaking to an 18 year old girl for a year online and decided a week ago he's leaving his fiance. Then he strung his fiance of 8 years along. Making her think that they had a chance of saving his realtionship all while still talking to this girl saying he cant wait till they can be together. He left today.

His 2 girls (my neices) are devestated and he doesnt even give a shit. The oldest is 6. Im absolutely furious thst some piece of shit garbage human like my brother could exist. i hope his life ends in ruins.

He browses imgur occasionally and i hope he sees this, not onlh have you lost your fiance and left your daughters. You've lost your entire family in the process and i hope this 18year old youve never met is worth it. I hope your pathetic relationship ends so i can watch you crawl back and be rejected.

TLDR: OP's brother is a garbage piece of human

I want updates, of their are any. Fuck him.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Those poor little girls. So sad for them.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Never underestimate someone's ability to let you down! Sorry that your family has to go through this. Your nieces will be strong women!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

May karma hit him hard.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I hope he's getting catfished by some fat dude

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I can't even comprehend. I have a daughter, now grown. I would have destroyed the fucking world before I hurt her, especially at 6 years old

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

OPs brother is scum. That's the difference between you and him

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How old is your brother?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Presumably mid-20's at the youngest. More likely late 20's or early 30's.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You actually have no idea and why you even bother guessing is retarded.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My buddy did something similar. He's alone now. Serves him right the dumb fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Biblically and theologically speaking, congrats on your new fiance and two daughters.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Theologically, death and adultery are the only reasons to break a marriage (adultery is the same as death), Biblically you're supposed to1/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

assume your brother's obligations, wife, children, property. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They weren't married though

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

common law

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Take his place.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Uncle Andy.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hah. Poor uncle Andy; tried to take advantage, got taken advantage of.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dumbass brother in 6 months probably:

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Be prepared to help your sister in law reject him when he gets back @OP . I've had a friend go through that kind of stuff. She'll need it.

9 years ago | Likes 523 Dislikes 3

I dunno, he doesn't deserve it, but when you have kids you should always try if possible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This, all of this. He'll be back eventually and she'll need support to keep him from strutting back in.

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Yes yes yessss! That fucker is so gonna come back WHEN shit hits the fan.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I heard a fist is always a good introduction. You can believe me because it applies to porn too! And that always means it's right!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 10

Terrible advice.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No way! Really?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I think he meant "terrific"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's not unusual for couples to make up after cheating. Most long term couples I know (20 + years) have had a cheating and breakups (1)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some couples recover and find happiness, others don't. Presuming they need to break up might not be best for kids and wife (2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's true, though I think the fiance should have her time to figure out what she needs after such a trial. Thus (1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if the traditional sense of justice would indicate so (3)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the need for OP to be by her side and help her take her time when OP's brother comes back (2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was he offered a free sex weekend?

9 years ago | Likes 2579 Dislikes 13

nah @OP's brother is such a fucknozzle that he's prepared to pay for it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor OP doesn't realize he's just going to the free sex weekend that his fiance LET him go to!! (Jk OP he's still a douche)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hah, this should be top comment.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 12

Well... if he was offered a weekend of free sex can you really blame him?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

I know I sure was!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd totally understand, if that were the case

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Was there not a lot of women near him that want sex?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And how much is this free weekend going to cost me?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tree fiddy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing! You just have to sign in for free! Only thing you'll have to give us the numbers of your credit card to check your age.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

hey, it's a GREAT sex weekend

9 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 0

I NEVER come back to upvote a comment. EVER. But I started laughing my ass off and had to. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then it won't be a FREE sex weekend.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

My sex weekends (with my wife) are free and great...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Spent last weekend with your wife, can confirm

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

wtf, she made me pay

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well clearly not, he lost his wife and kids for it!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fiance. Still, I encourage her to tear his anus apart with child support.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Among other things

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: his fiance was the 18 year old, she just wanted him gone but couldn't bring herself to ask.

9 years ago | Likes 1742 Dislikes 22

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 22, 2017 12:06 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Brother's age is not determined, but the new woman in his life is reported to be eighteen.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

original post as directed by M Night Shyamalan

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: OP was the 18 year old so he could take his wife.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you like Pina colada's, and getting caught in the rain?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be a hell of a plot twist

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

FBI sting operation?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds more like the real thing actually

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you like piña coladas..

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

You beat me to it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And getting caught in the rain...

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And getting caught in the rain...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

this made me feel a lil better about the story

9 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 1

why? it just makes him human garbage and her a manipulative coward. now 2 people would be involved in the orchestration of a lost father

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 8

She was trying to get rid of him because he was a bad influence on the girls. Now they have a better father.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

fair enough. thank you for the insight i hadnt thought of that

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The oldest is 6 So he must've gotten her pregnant when she was 12 if that's the case

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 21, 2017 2:34 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think you understood what they meant.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeaaaaaaaah you're right

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, he started dating his fiancé when she was 10?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 23

Oh, alright. Was sleepy, sorry for posting dumbass comment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no he's saying the fiance is catfishing op's brother by pretending to be the 18 year old girl

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

No, the fiance catfished him as a 18y old just to get rid of him =)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Username checks out. Looks like the joke went over a lot of heads here though

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That would be nice. I'm really hoping that the 18 yo isn't a decent person who is going to also get crapped on my this guy.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I have my doubts if she couldn't find someone where she's at...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

If they know he's engaged, I doubt it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He sounds like a pus wombling gutter stain of a human being. Also it is extremely likely that situation is going to blow up in his face.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Considering the fact that he's ditched his children and fiance without a care, he doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is why I believe in late-term abortion. So he could be aborted at whatever age he is now, I mean.

9 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 11

triggered

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Murder, I think the word you're looking for is murder

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

Nono, he has an "accident"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Christopher Titus? :D

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When the shit hits the fan, step to the side of the fan.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Easy, just have the intended abortee take on .22 mm bullet orally.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Post-birth abortions

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting book series called Unwind by Neal Shusterman about this concept...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 740 Dislikes 7

What is it, your period?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Always update the departed. Fantastic movie.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Best movie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Glass him]

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As will yours....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could imagine his hand would be ruined after that

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is it, your period?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the movie magic behind this? How does one not get deaded?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sugar glass. Glass made of sugar for the express purpose of smashing it against someone's skull. Or I suppose CGI could be used.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ty

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HE WASN'T THANKING YOU JESSICA. da, you're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

With the exception of django.. real glass real blood and real good scene

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, that scene wasn't supposed to involve broken glass, it just happened and they rolled with it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most appropriate use of this gif I've ever seen

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

He is definitely a guy you can hit

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Proceeds to hit him

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. That's what I would call a piece of shit. Sorry your nieces and their mom have to deal with this.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Ah, there's no place like London

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We're going to need an update whenever he does come crawling back.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

for real.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marry your sister in law, adopt the kids, flaunt your happiness when he crawls back

9 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 6

That would be pretty funny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny i assumed OP was a girl

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Hey, that's be even better. Op would still male a better man

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Very true!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He left his kids? Wow... You'd think that would stop someone

9 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 0

You'd think, but the cases of people like "Stefonknee Wolscht" would disagree. It's a pathetic abandonment of responsibilities.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Only people of good quality.

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

Underappreciated comment of the day.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My stepbrother just decided that he didn't want responsibilites any more. Just got up and left his wife and two daughters of 3 and 7.. 1

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Motherfucker doesn't even realize the kind of pain he's causing. She's beautiful, educated (a lawyer). Two great kids, too.. But no.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck that! If you don't want responsibilities don't get kids, that simple.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ideally yes, but sometimes the responsibilities of Life sneak up on you & crush the weak or unprepared. Pity them for they fear life itself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It doesn't. Take it from 1 of 8 that was left. Youngest was 11 months old at the time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't stop my dad. Doesn't stop a lot of shitholes. :/

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Didn't stop my husband of 15 years from leaving. A 2 year old and a 12 year old at the time. He left for someone 10 years younger.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't stop mine either. Some dudes just aren't meant to be dads, but they'll be better off without him.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I'd be a different person if he'd stuck around, and worse off for it. He's shit and I'm glad he didn't try to rub it off on me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't stop my husband of 15 years from leaving. A 2 year old and a 12 year old at the time. He left for someone 10 years younger.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What a class act! /s

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a class act! /s

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please share pics when he comes home after being catfished....

9 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 3

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Right? I'm actually curious to see what comes of this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Catfished?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like this idea.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Catfished is when a person falls for someone who pretended to be someone else online....

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

Lol that's the implication here bud. They are saying he's being catfished. What do you not get?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

.. yes.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This guy meant to reply to the person who replied "Catfished?" Don't fucking downvote him you pricks.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

I was replying to the person who asked "catfished?", what do YOU not get?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

A little congested maybe....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is your reply button ok man

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Hey @OP, I know everything is raw right now But if she'll let you, try to stay in your niece's lives and be the positive male role they need

9 years ago | Likes 1768 Dislikes 4

Going in raw isn't the worst option... Get it?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 37

Time and place, Niten, Time and place.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

When and where, EseJandro, when and where?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came for this comment. Be the proper, cool uncle.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

And then tap it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

PANIC! PANIC! THE WORLD WILL END! I NEED A SAFE SPACE! *sympathy panic attack over, returns to read left-wing blogs, world saved

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Absolutely true! Family is bigger than blood

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes, stay in your nieces lives. They need to know that they are important.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you - I was looking for this comment. This should be top comment.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cannot stress this enough

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I myself could have really used such a role model!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Great advice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think b/c I'm a woman I project being a female onto most anonymous OPs. Do we know OP is a male?

9 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 4

this post is a small rant. Guys and girls rant differently (i.e. area of focus). Chance of being a guy is like, 90%

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I did consider that...but another Adult role model is positive is never a bad thing!

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

For sure!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then she'd still be a better father than bio-bro-douche-dad.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I assumed it was a female as well

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

DUH ! Because OP talks about his brother! If OP was female then it would be her sister. Oh hold on a minute.....

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Idk I tried to look for clues on OP's profile but they have the most androgynous posting history I've ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Both Alexa and Quantcast say Imgur's demographic is overwhelmingly male, so assuming they're male is still much more logical.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am a male and I pictured OP as female...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 might even better better, since they could more easily relate & take op as a role model, no?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If he is then she can be a great aunt, the point isn't that it has to be a "positive male role", besides they're nieces anyway, a woman 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Of course. I was not debating whether or not she could be a good role model. Just asking if we knew if OP was male or female.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He should marry his brother's wife.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Exactly my thoughts.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calm down Claudius

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My man

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would make great soap opera. The dude who left was trapped, kidnapped etc, returns 15 years later, unrecognizable with amnesia (1)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tries to woo he's old wife, is involved in illegitimate business, tries to recruit he's children into the dark side, slowly memory returns 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then all hell breaks loose with drama, crime, loves stories, 200 episodes easily...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP should make like an ancient jew and take his brother's wife (we will just assume that dead-to-me and dead-dead work the same)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope it's really a dude, catfishing him

9 years ago | Likes 5432 Dislikes 12

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 24, 2017 2:59 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It was me!

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

I was genuinely think its was going to be " DIO "

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah I had to wait for it to load, I expected a jojoke of some sort.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

First thing I and my boyfriend both said.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, I so hope it is. This fuckface deserves it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really interesting to see so much heart-felt hate for somebody who might not even exist based on 3 paragraphs on a "funny" image website!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My ex's mom was about to do something like this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprise! w

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This, except I hope it's an organjacker.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Amy Schumer jokes about catfishing guys. I'm hoping for that.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 11

Isn't she a catfish herself?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amy Schumer has jokes?

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 10

Amy Schumer has sentences with weird inflections. So almost jokes.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

...that he ran away for Amy Schumer?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Why was this negative?! He deserves to be greeted by Amy Schumer and nothing better! Though something worse may be a bit too much.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

the 18 year old's reaction when he shows up

9 years ago | Likes 417 Dislikes 2

I think I would be okay with being catfished by Ronnie James Dio.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not the Dio in the image though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dio Brando would be okay too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP's brother's next line will be, "I was only pretending to be retarded!"

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

How could it not be?

9 years ago | Likes 566 Dislikes 1

With video chat and stuff nowadays it can be harder to catfish long-term.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 2, 2017 12:17 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Also, some really don't have them. I could of course buy some, but I am too lazy :D on the other hand, I don't like video chats with my ugly

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you have a smartphone or tablet? I want to say that quite a few laptops also have the technology built in.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mug

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's just another way of saying "I'm catfishing you" or "you're weird and I don't like you that much".

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You underestimate how desperate & pathetic a lot of people can be.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well my ex gf lived in sweden and I met her on the interweb. I went there and it worked for a while.

9 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 3

Did you leave behind a long-term relationship with kids? It's not the working out part that's the rub, it's that OP's brother is a shitlord.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did not sir.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*ma'am. Or *miss. Ma'am makes me feel old.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Until her beard started growing in

9 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 3

Dwarf women am I right?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

With hair on their chins that you can hang on to!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats normal here in Sweden.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was me bruh sorry for catfishing you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

18 yo are flaky af...don't worry he'll get dumped.

9 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 4

i will never ever date a teen again. they really dont even know what they want.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She might still live with her parents from all we know!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I keep trying to tell some of the men that I know this fact. If you are in your late 20s and want a stability 18-20 is a no go.

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

That's why when I was 20 I almost ended up with a 31 year old.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if they really want stability. It's not normal to want to settle down at 18.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Settle down in a relationship does not mean setle down in your life

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah like my sister. But they didn't plan to stay together forever. It just happened. 11 years and still together.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

like your sister did, I think you can't plan to stay together. Most people who do that end up not being together anyway :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Righr?! Shit I was I'm 52 and still flaky. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I was definitely not looking for anything serious at that age but men like hot young ladies and overlook the ones that ARE ready.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I find it hard to believe that a 50 yo woman would have a hard time landing a 50yo man. A lot of guys that age are desperate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well he's clearly not ready, he had "ready", he left "ready".

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Feel awful for his daughters that he just abandoned

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Totally. He will lose out and probably go be with the 18 year old bar skank. Most women wouldn't talk with a married man with kids

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 1

I think I know that guy!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sure you do. He's your internet girlfriend.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dream to see the day when the guy he's talking to just goes with it. "That beard looking fine on you, baby"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Either that says "I am your internet girlfriend" or something in distorted stretch dialect I can't quite read.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

The former. Can confirm, attended Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good, Too.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

just to point out the obvious: a year ago, OP's brother started chatting with a 17 year old.

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

This was my exact thought.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ew... I think your right. Barf.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

you're

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhhhh!!! Ew. Omg. Did not realize. Your comment needs to be higher lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And was waiting for her to turn 18 so he could be with her. Oh gross. So predatory.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

OMG I'VE JUST BEEN TALKING TO A 17 YEAR OLD!??? IS THAT ILLEGAL NOW???????????????????????????

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I mean, obviously not. The point is that she would be considered underage, and OP's brother is bound to be somewhat older with 2 kids.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My point is, it's not illegal to talk to anyone that age.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know, and I agree, but talking to a 17 year old when (I'll take a guess here) you're a decade older, then leaving your fiance for her...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bit creepy, bit predator...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Explanation for my guess- oldest kid is 6- I take a guess they had kids young at 20- roughly roughly

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually 17 is legal in nearly every state.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

16 is legal in the UK, but they aren't adults until their 18 here- isn't the states 21?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Legal age of consent is 16 in most states, 17 in a few, and a minority have 18. Liquor is the only thing you have to be 21 for.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lesson 1: never assume you really know someone online until you meet them in person - even if they are telling the truth about who they are

9 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 2

I mean, best case scenario, they're still an obnoxious 18 yo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a little confused. If he doesn't break it off first and meets up with her, he's cheating scum. He breaks it off to meet her, still scum-

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't get me wrong, he is a scumfuck for leaving the bed he's made, but which would be worse; -2/3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A) He breaks it off to meet someone, or B) He meets someone to see if he wants to break it off?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He ran off and left his kids...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lesson 2: Don't be a dick and abandon your family. (this should probably be Lesson 1)

9 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 1

Lesson 3: sometimes stick a pickle up your ass

9 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 2

Thank you for your input, asspickle.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

God damn it asspickle. He was having a moment, given serious life advice lol.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Try it with a friend! http://imgur.com/9LYOoX8

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

THAT is fucking FANTASTIC

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fantasstic

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's even better without the star, but I figured I'd best put that there if I was gonna' use it for general reference.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right? They could end up being completely insane. Or an old slob. Or a murderer.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or maybe the chemistry just isn't there in person. Little things can be as destructive as the big things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or show up in a pink velour tracksuit, which leads you to realize that you, in fact, made a mistake

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Women I've met from the internet were mostly snobby lying cunts in real life. I think this brother will be disappointed at best.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Maybe you are gullible. Did they offer you a sex weekend?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We also tend to garnish the gaps in what we know about online people with things we want to believe, which creates a reality check later on

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fiance of 8 years? That's a long engagement

9 years ago | Likes 955 Dislikes 20

Probably why they left. Really 8 years.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

??

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thought same thing - should have considered leving years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's not a fiancee at that point...it's a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

I have a family friend that's been engaged about that long. They're both in medical school and wanted to wait until they both graduated.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I've been engaged 2 years. Life sometimes gets in the way. Parenting comes first.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

meh they could of gone to the courthouse.. however something with taxes where if only 1 person claims the kids they get back more in taxes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely! Hopefully an 18 year old doesn't get in the way of the parenting, though

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah my friend got engaged right before she got pregnant. They planned to get married but then the kid came and they simply have no time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got engaged while travelling, and we won't be home for another year, and then will need 1-2 years to save, and that for me is long!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

a couple of years for financial reasons is understandable. But 8+ years, while having two kids in the process, sounds insincere.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Exactly, we're only holding off because we can't physically get married while travelling, and then because we will have no money!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But 8 years is clearly because one of them is unsure

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

people: if your SO is not even committed enough to marry you, why on God's green earth would you have children with them?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Often times kids are accidents.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marriage isn't a thing that everyone cares about. I know many couples who postponed a wedding party since buying a house was more important

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they didn't have access to affordable birth control. Maybe they were duped. I agree tho I'd never do that on purpose

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pills are ten bucks a month. Any straight man faced with the prospect of getting laid will find the money. They'll even give up beer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was engaged 4 8yrs got married he left me 4 younger women just shy of our 5th yr anniversary. I lost everything but my 2 cats.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear that.. Cats always help +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have helped alot they will be turning 14 yrs old this week!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

traditionally an engagement is when you propose and you're suppose to set a date that is within a year, that's what an engagement is

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 9

I don't think it's the norm anymore. Most engagements among my friends lasted longer since planning a wedding and saving up takes time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those that eloped were faster but a traditional big party type of event (unless you expect parents to pay) are challenging for young couples

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Times change

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

Sometimes it feels like 'engaged' is the new 'in a relationship'. :/

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Could be for financial reasons if they were saving up for the occasion.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

If marriage is important to a couple, "saving up" shouldn't last that long. A courthouse wedding is fairly cheap.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if they want a nice house and a nice wedding, but can't afford both at the same time? Many would choose to have a home first.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the wedding must be "nice", then it's more important to you than marriage itself. That's not a wrong choice, but admit your priorities.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm perfectly fine admitting that :) It's the relationship that matters. Marriage is just a legal framework and a party.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me and my husband chose to have separate properties as well, so even the legal framework is thin. For us it was a great day with friends.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good catch...I missed that. I can see possibly waiting 5-6, especially if you're young, but much longer and someone's not really interested

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 8

Good thing you know how everybody lives their life, and the circumstances they are in. :) Lucky you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

We had to wait 5 years, I knew I wanted to marry her but I had to finish my studies before we could afford it.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good thing you know how everybody lives their life, and the circumstances they are in. :) Lucky you.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

My fiance and I have been together 5 years, engaged for 6 months. I honestly don't care if we get married soon. I'm pregnant and saving for

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Life is more important to both of us than a wedding. It'll happen when it happens. Doesn't mean we're not interested

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Good attitude to have :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was engaged for 13 years.. people kept getting cancer and I kept getting degrees. Life happens. Got married 2016. Time was finally right

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We had several cancers. Husband got PhD and developed the condition that precedes a heart attack. I can relate. No regrets :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear about all the cancers! Ah, well that's awesome, grats for hubby (about the PhD). I'm working on mine too haha. I hear ya, it's

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

like the old saying, being worth the wait and all :p

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he now takes it a bit easier and started he's own company. GL for yours Based on what I saw, once you have it, life will become nicer!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit or get off the pot.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 4

I smoke pot while I shit so fuck you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Thank you! This will fit nicely into my bag of witty responses I never remember to use in the appropriate moment.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Shit I broke out into laughter, this was an unexpected cleverness.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my parents have been engaged for +25 years they don't think it's that important

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 8

Didn't mean to cause such a stir with my observation. If people don't feel the need to get married, who the heck cares

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

My parents too. They just didn't really bother getting married.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

My guy and I have been engaged for almost 15 years. I just don't see a need to be married.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm genuinely curious: if you don't want to be married, then what's the point of getting engaged?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Good point. We got engaged when we were 19 and then life happened. Our opinions and priorities changed over the years. I'm happy where we >

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are but it doesn't mean we'll never get married, it's just not a priority.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, my sister got engaged to her other half 19 years ago, and they're only just getting married next year...

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Next year...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, really. Paid for it already. They agreed that if they were still together in 20 years (spoilers: they are), then they'd get married.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oucch ... i hate to see those sad eyes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something about a cow and getting milk for free...

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 18

"Like my grandmother always said: why buy the cow when you can have the sex for free?"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cringe

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

It's a compliment.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Big whoop! Wanna fight about it?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Moo! That's the sound your mother made last night, Trebek!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, I think he called her a slut!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dirty cow fucker!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooh, baby, baby, baby, why you gonna treat me this way? You know I'm still your loverboy, I still feel the same way... 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow And said, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding vow!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a little change in my pocket going jingle lingle ling!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmmm, pig & bacon or is that pig & cocktail sausages.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, it's almost as if weddings are expensive and difficult to plan and sometimes take a while.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 92

Since the average length of an engagement is ~1 yr in the US, I don't see how my previous comment warranted such a sassy response. Good day

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 6

Found another one in an 8 year engagement.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Technically, you don't need a big wedding to get married. He could have just done the papers and then do a ceremony when they had enough $$.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Because marriage is the end game, and when that is done you are safe for life? It's as if people have different priorities in life, weird.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For some people. Marriage and having a family is like the end game for them. I personally think that there would be more to life than just

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having a family. But each to their own.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes -that is what we did, we even contemplated not having the big party at all.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The big party can always happen later on down the line when things are more stable, I think just being together is what really matters.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This! Hubby and I eloped, it'll be 25 years this year!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh wow! That is a heck of a long time! Congratulations on hitting that milestone.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you :) So anyone who says 'Elopements don't last' -- choose wisely, treat kindly and it's much more likely to go right!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But... 8 years?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Were they engaged for that long or just together for that long and got engaged somewhere in the middle?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You're probably right with the second one

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Marriage just isn't a big deal, and them not being married has saved her at least the effort of filing for divorce.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

If you truly valued getting and being married over the wedding day itself you can find a way to afford it within a year.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Licenses here are $35

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do people need licenses in the first place? I didn't know about that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But you are legally married if two people sign the license with witnesses and a minister/justice of the peace/officant

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Legal government document. It's how you get joint tax benefits, get on the other's insurance, etc.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clearly he never had the intention of marriage if the engagement was that long

9 years ago | Likes 403 Dislikes 26

Bullshit!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In this instance that is true but i know of several common law couples who have been engaged for years but the financial burden you see...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My sister as an example has been engaged 8 years. But they have special circumstances and cant afford a traditional wedding.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know what happens when you assume...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A family friend, basically like an uncle to me, had a girlfriend for decades before even proposing and only MANY years later did they marry.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Is this fallout 4? Because it sounds like that settler needs some help

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a procrastinating imgurian right there.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nah, he just enjoyed being with her over all that formal stuff. He died not long ago, a year or so after marrying

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would say he didn't care about the convention of marriage at all, and just wanted to ensure that his family was legally recognised in (1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/) his will after his death; since family members can contest the will and have more sway than a de facto partner but not a spouse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have.a friend that was with her now husband for 20+ years before they actually got married. No idea why they finally did it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh. My uncle went out with a woman for 15 years, with young kids, perfectly happy. Then they got married and lasted a year. Marriage 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain't for some 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats not necessarily true. sometimes long engagement makes sense for both people, both financially and otherwise.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Not necessarily, but often.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Which is why I said "that's not necessarily true"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My cousins was engaged for 7 and then got married

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yea. I know several people who were engaged for quite long just because it made sense to them as a couple.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you live in the states, it makes more financial sense to get married (tax breaks, etc)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still, a lot of imgurians dont live in the states, including OP. Also like I said there's a bunch of other reasons as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been engaged for just under a year, I don't particularly want to get married. Just going to be 'engaged' forever.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 9

That's what I wanted and then i got pregnant so it was like eh might as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not doing you or your partner any favors...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I think we are doing both of us a favour, as we're doing what we want and not worrying about other people

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are both in agreement about the situation, then it's a totally different matter. I took it as you had made this decision, and 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're gonna bone some 18 yr old tail in 7.5 years is what you'll be doing buddy.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Hi I'm female, and we've been together for 6 years already, I think I'll be right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2.5 years left on the clock. One does not avoid the curse so easily. All you can do is hope the 18 yr old is cute. I've heard horror stories

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think she will. I know a fair amount of people who want to be with their partner forever, they just don't want the title.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then why bother with the title of 'engaged'?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What the hell is the point of that?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

2/2 and I started jotting down ideas, then it was unbelievably expensive and stressful, so I was like 'fuck that.' He's happy either way

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3/2 We've already made our own promises to each other, that's all I need.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think marriage is necessary for a relationship; I was however insecure and thought I 'needed' the security. I do love weddings 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the point of marriage?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

there are several legal rights that come along with marriage. particularly important in cases of serious illness/injury or death

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends, for some it's just a title on a government document that comes with benefits. For others it means way more.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tax break st a minimum, but even if you find it pointless, why get 'engaged'?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If they had kids already does marriage mean anything more? If you're willing to walk out on them you'll walk out on wife/gf/fiance.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

There are some economical incentives to get married rather than just living together, at least in my country. Different taxes etc.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Paperwork. It's easier to walk out on someone pre-marriage

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Good point. Hadn't thought of that actually.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who was engaged for 5 years, fuck you. Not everyone can afford a wedding at the drop of a hat.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 19

No, barely wealthy enough to replace the hat in some cases. We talking Castor, tweed, felt?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why spend $Mega on big wedding? House down-payment, college funds for kids, even a boat ffs. Spend wisely. Wedding is ONE DAY!!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

You can be engaged for as long as you like, god people get judgy. What the hell does it matter

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

My original comment was just an observation, that 8 years is a long engagement. No judgment here :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

You do not have to have a party to get married???, just get a certificate.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

That's not what's important to some people. Been engaged for 5 years myself. We want more than anything to have our dream wedding. Money tho

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

ANd nothing is wrong with that, props to being responsible about it. I honestly wish you the most fantastic wedding.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solid plan to string them along until the other is ready to just have a civil wedding because anything will do. Save money on the wedding!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just do the paperwork and have a really small party? Don't make your S.O feel like they have to wait til he/she can afford your dream.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

What if you have the same dream and are willing to wait together for the perfect wedding? People are different, and prioritize differently.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

What if you have the same dream and are willing to wait together for the perfect wedding? People are different, and prioritize differently.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

As far as someone engaged knows, this may be their only wedding. Doesn't have to be big, but they may like it to be a little special.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck all that spending a shitload of money on a party for people you'll never see 3 years later. Save it for a down payment on a house.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hear hear! We were engaged 7 years before getting married. Really, what's the rush? We were just as devoted couple before and after the wed.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It sounds like your side considers the party / public display more important than the wedding itself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

No, actually we didn't have any party but thanks for assuming.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My fiancée sister has been engaged for ten years whats the rush ?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Fiancee sister? Bro I don't think ANYONE is worrying about getting y'all married.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As in my fiancée sister my future sister in law excuse the lack of grammar tis late and im out of coffee

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im 24 and my parents never got "offically" married, gave her a ring when i was 16ish but never any kind of ceremony or anything

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he means they have been together for that long, but idk i am not OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm catfishing your brother @OP

9 years ago | Likes 8460 Dislikes 19

O shit waddup

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 16

I agree with fartboner

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

My friend wants to know what catfishing is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FartBoner69 strikes again!

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 2

To be fair, OP's brother must be pretty stupid that his username wasn't a dead giveaway

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The 18 year old girl that OP's brother is chasing.. http://imgur.com/AH2kOXk

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Username on point tho

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish u we’re

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's prettt impressive coming from a fart boner.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imagine if it is lmao

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

I'm not gay, you're gay.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew it.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If only.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really hope it is a catfish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP's brother.

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 4

I needed that laugh! Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's giving OP's brother too much credit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha I can't believe this has so many up votes... oh wait...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best fucking username in this place.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woah. We're username cousins.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I want to be part of the family.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You're the weird cousin on the side.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bahaha. Nice.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

With that name who could argue

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for posting this. This is the response I was hoping for. You are the hero we deserve.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Classic FartBoner69

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If ever there was anyone who deserved to be catfished, it's this guy.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He shoulda never called you a Fat Kelly Price!!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, sounds like *somebody* is

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would leave tf out of my fiance just to be Mrs. FartBoner69

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How you doing?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd leave your fiance too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 491 Dislikes 4

Catfishers should be shot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Why do people not agree with this? Is catfishing now acceptable? Maybe it is a new identity thing no one told me about?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because people are pathetic assholes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It is glorious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's so sad, now they'll never be together. I better call my catfishees on skype, right now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LMFAO

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It missed the end, the best part!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TWO IN ONE DAY?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wow... just, wow !

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This... was glorious

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That was epic.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is just awful +1

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPOEmHczkCw vid of the gif for thoes who want it

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

thanks fam, I was starting to lose my shit watching this without audio

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That very well may hold the record for longest gif of all time!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

That very well may hold the record for longest gif of all time!

9 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 5

You've obviously never seen Kanye meet Bjork, or Britney Spears's KFC escapade.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idunno, I think the one of someone winning the 'snake game' has to be up there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol what? Not even close

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a 2 minute video - if you right click you can show controls and interact with it like a youtube video.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

SO yea, clearly the longest gif of all time!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before today, I would have agreed with you, but then I saw this. v

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

That video is 17 seconds shorter than the cat fishing one.... Right click, show controls, Gifs are VIDEO!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A little disappointed I expected a dickbutt goblet. Amazing craftsmanship from that glassmaker. Just awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The first gif was 2:00, the second was 1:43

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The quality is so good it's like looking at a new glass!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got to the part where he pulls the second part out of the fire, and thought you were trolling and it had started over. I was very wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Glad I'm not the only one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I want that goblet lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate to burst everyone's bubbles, but those were, respectively, 2:00 and 1:43. I raise you 2:30: v

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

However if you want the longest gif of all time you can go here: http://www.aslongaspossible.com/ (length approx. 1000 years)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still need to actually play Dark Souls 3.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Props for that. At 2:30 long I was totally gonna turn it off after 5sec but then I noticed it was dark souls.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't know what catfishing means. Please enlighten him.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

My friend also doesn't know...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like pretending that it's your FRIEND who doesn't know what catfishing is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonjour!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pretending you're someone else over the internet. aka pretending you're a fish when you're actually a cat.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well...that works. That's an odd example and not the origin of the term but it does illustrate the point.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Works for me. Stupid cats with their fishing rods an bait, being all smug with their angling

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Google it, cunt.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 13

My friend is too lazy and too stupid to google it. Thanks anyway Cuntet

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He can't type "catfish" or some variation into Google and instantly get an explanation? Are we really that dumb now?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I manged to convince his stupid lazy ass to google shit. He's even got a google shortcut as a favourite on chrome- Sheesh!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I want to downvote but I also appreciate your honesty and dedication to your username.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Is that why you didn't do it? +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that why you didn't do it? +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope, did it anyway

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I had downvoted him, read your comment, read his username and gave him a +1. Thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

how tiny is his dick?

9 years ago | Likes 1474 Dislikes 12

he had one?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hella.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

According to science, hella is big

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's big tiny, for sure

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hella tiny

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Who is this cute lesbian and how tight is her pussy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember the bin laden episode in South Park? Like that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

inverted

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 390 Dislikes 3

There it is

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, how did you steal my nude from my phone? !?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

that is depressing

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Should specify, that would be his brother. Just thought of that Gif when it was asked.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Best reply EVER

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

perfectly explained lol- just sad - pretty sure my clit is bigger than that

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

You may find this useful as well. http://imgur.com/MxIJbUZ

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/MxIJbUZ

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha, omg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever see a grape that didn't quite become a grape?

9 years ago | Likes 1511 Dislikes 1

Wait wait wait. He said the brother. Leave me out of this...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cute!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like those tiny grapes that are on the vine and are always the best since they are really sour?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh? A raisin?\

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Not at all

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get that from family guy?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes..... go on

9 years ago | Likes 474 Dislikes 1

Obligatory dot

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 38

FUCK YOUR WANTING FEEDBACK!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

no it doesn't that's the thing. .

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

D punicorn or DP unicorn?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Both.gif

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So moist

9 years ago | Likes 316 Dislikes 1

You inspired me, may I call you father?

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

fun username

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

You're username is better than mine

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My dick - locked in a cage, right His dick suffer from stage fright

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My dick so hot it's stolen, your dick look like Gary Coleman.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My Dick - Rumble in the Jungle. Yo Dick got touched by ya uncle.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dick got a Caesar do, Your dick needs a tweezer, dude.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ok. 8yr engagement? Her standards are so low she will take him back

9 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 45

This is fucked up but I completely agree with you. She isn't doing the kids a favor by "working on the relationship". IMHO.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

oh damn!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

PREACH. You can't control what happens to you but you can control how you're gonna handle it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ritchie Blackmore was engaged for ~15 years. It was after 2 marriages that happened quickly and ended quickly.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Damn. When did this become roast?

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

i was in a encaged for 6 years, left her two times, she convinced me to take him back. but now i got enough of her shit and dumper her 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

for the third and last time. manipulative patholocigal liar and kleptomaniac (stole my prescription drugs...) 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Good ridance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

indeed..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been in an on and off engagement for 8 years. This comment really hit me. Really going to contemplate some things...

9 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 7

If someone can't firmly commit to you they aren't worth the air that they breathe, much less your time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enganement. The promise of commitment without the commitment

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Likewise. Untill my dad told me I was too young to be unhappy for the rest of my life. You aswell.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was in one for 11 years. Similar to OP's family. I'm glad I'm out of it. But I don't care if I get married. Just being with the person 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is enough for me. Marriage is more for show these days. If you are happy, that's what is important.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're 100% in control of your happiness. Always.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I married too quickly and divorced within 5 years. The second time around we had a 5 year engagement. I wanted the commitment but 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needed to know the relationship could last. My Fiance understood and its working out well so far :) long engagements can be ok. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn homie, you can do it!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can do better :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@ladyface fwiw, I won't marry. I want whoever I'm with to feel free to leave at any time, they don't owe me life-long.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Ah ignore the internet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you find yourself needing a rebound soon, there are a million thirsty imgurians who'd tip their fedoras in your direction in a heartbeat.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

M'lady

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I like the sound of that, but the reason I keep going back to him is because I've never met anyone more awesome than him. :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We fight because he's avoidant at confrontation and I need to talk about things. We're oil and water in that 1 area. Otherwise, great

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7)that if the only reason you won't leave somebody is b/c you can't find "more" or better or whatever, it's not the right way to look at it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

2) The thing is, every time it *feels* different. At first, when I was young, I didn't really appreciate this. So I'd get dumped and go

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1) If I could be serious here for a second... even though I'm feeling "forever alone" right now, I'm 36. I've been in love 6 or 7 times.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

4) Only when I stopped looking for "more" of the last person could I start meeting new people on their own terms. And yeah, every time

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3) looking for somebody who made me feel "even more" of what the last person did (eg"more awesome"). And of course, I wouldn't find anybody.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

5) things have *ended* with somebody, my heart broke in a way I never knew possible before. That pain, too, is part of it, because when you

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6) get your heart torn out, that empty space you didn't even know was there? That's space for YOU to grow into. I guess my point is simply

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So, does that mean it's always been you leaving him, and him taking you back?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He needs to man up or fuck off. Thats not fair to you.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You sound like the man I'm looking for.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you. I'm flattered and, unfortunately, taken. But honestly, it's not hard to smell a bullshitter...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU. I've said that before.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Never turn an off relationship back on. It never works

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

BUT ROSS AND RACHEL

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

J.D AND ELLIOT

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It sometimes works if you're communicating properly.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everyone thinks they're the exception, but they never are

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

My parents broke off their engagement one time. A couple years later they met by happenstance and eloped and live happily ever after.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Everyone thinks they're the exception. But they aren't. Glad your parents made it, though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Everyone thinks they're the exception. But they aren't. Glad your parents made it, though.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I was with someone for 7 years before I realized it wasn't moving forward. Sending you lots of support as you contemplate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0