I dunno, it amused me. Enjoy.

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When "the best tech lead" an app development organization has says "What's an API?"

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695

3 years ago I took this pooper home.

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Kick rocks...

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Significant Other Sick/Attention Scale

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MRW I'm At The Doctor To Find Out If I Have A Brain Tumor And She Instead Mentions I Should Drop A Few Pounds

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How does that go unnoticed?

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She responded. Oofah. I'm all verklempt.

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5903

Happy National Puppy Day. This is Gabi

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500

I asked her to mlem and she gave me this look..

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Nice to have a chance to thank her..

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*bok*

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Sickening

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437

She responded

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270349

Let me do the math here....nothin and a nothin, carry the nothin

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updoot my weiner snoot

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$20 off here and there? Either I'm less desperate than I used to be or the deals are crap.

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