The Night My Dad Beat Robert Redford
I Did A Thing
Behold, the Rocky Mountain trash hound
Banana for scale . . . I'm eating it inside the Jeep.
This is what peak breeding looks like: The Rocky Mountain Trashmutt
My purebreed Trash Mutt, Rocky.
Four Months Gone, Wish You Here.
Big Fished my dad by taking him to see the ocean one more time.
I have no musical talent, but I'm learning the guitar to be a better father.
Let me explain how we pay for Healthcare American (an honest experience)
Happy Parenting Moment
We victimized the unemployed but they STILL didn't want our low paying, exploitative, and demeaning jobs!
A parenting Rubicon was crossed today...
No, seriously, what does this mean?
Sometimes getting up is the win
George, you magnificent bastard!
How red is Utah? I legit do not know whether these are supposed to make me want for or against the candidate in the picture.
How I thought I'd have to fight the Ruskies vs how I'm actually fighting them.
Looks like we'll need to add yoga to violent video games and death metal.
Still worthy!
In the immortal words of Penn & Teller: "And then there's this asshole!"
Knowing I'm going to be sick all weekend sucks, but the alternative is worse.