smashedtomato

48 pts · December 23, 2014


The sound of sticking straws into that tiny hole makes me cringe every time.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think it's gonna explode if you rub it the right way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Babies just learn this world with their tongues.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The most fucked up relationship I've ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aussie?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could use that powder on her face to plaster my house.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Fat got talent

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Sitting on a baby is worse then.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time I see a closeup magic, instead of the object, I always focus on but the hands, they just look funny to me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which one is worse? Sitting on a baby or dropping a baby.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which one is worse? Sitting on a baby or dropping a baby.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Help! My mind is so dirty.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I love imgur

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is really dark.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Non of those deers took music tiger seriously.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There're still people who like to eat noodles everyday.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Afraid to do a cartwheel when realize I'm in my late their 20s.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Window shooing means women check 100 stores before finally decide to buy something

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how German came into being

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Check your underwear and your goddamn phone.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one worry he might hit the concrete post?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wish you the best, you're doing great.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do u do with he extra sagging skin?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is the CCP taking over?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would carry the pizzas whatever way I want if I PAID for them.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tell me what you want what you really really want.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0