hamflabagaba
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I'm not fat!
May 17, 2016 5:02 AM
hamflabagaba
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TheTravelingItchh
Wife her. NOW!
CactusNachos
You really have to admire the self-assuredness of this woman to respond to being called fat by writing something on her own double chin.
SerbianAssault
He says "some girl" but then she messaged him, so obviously they know each other.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Shh, don't use logic against imgur, you'll get downvoted
SpiciestPepperoni
So they go around calling people fat and bitches :v
LaSkoomaPuma
The SpiciestPepperoni wouldn't because something-something. Mmm...now I want pizza.
ZVanderberg
You know, your average imgur neckbeard.
RussianWeightliftingJesus
In fairness, she -is- really fat. Still rude as hell though.
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
Looks like she's *dramatic removal of sunglasses* turning the other chin
JaegerBudgie
Get out, Dad.
InqSerena
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
LiterallyYourMom
I thought Horatio put the sunglasses on before making a pun.
TheLabAssistant
I'ma put this on my to do list.
lilangie9584
I'm a fat woman and I do this to my face all the time. Minus the fuck you. It makes me laugh.
myrdrah
I like her.
BigChunkyBubbles
Hook me up.
Haydaddy
Hahahahahahahaha... Cheeky
Captainplanetmotherfucker
I love people who make the best of what they've got.
rexzeer
Apparently she doubled down.
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
I hope she didn't use a Sharpie fror that... I mean, it's cool for the prank, but then she has to walk around with that for a week...
ryso504
Glorious
imanatheistdebateme
OK, that is pretty funny. I like her.
KellionBane
Well... You weren't wrong.
ThanatosElNyx
"Fuck you too" - that chick.
MenTarK255000
Kinda, i mean they did use the word little.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
I love how you never see people making fun of fat men on Imgur. We support them. They're people too. Fat women though? Lmao whale (1/2)
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
I realize that's not what this post is about, I'm talking about the comments (specifically bad comments section). (2/2)
hereforthensfwreddits
She seems like a keeper.
imnotsorry123
Calorie keeper, ready for a famine.
hamflabagaba
I did not do this guys. A friend of mine did and posted it to facebook. I posted it here only because I thought her response was hilarious.
Cataleast
To be honest, you could've just posted the picture without the fabricated story...
VigorouslyMasturbating
Tell him "he got destroyed"
IridescentLotus
Your friend sounds like a dick - girl is hilarious tho
SirBaldrick
And the put the reasoning in the comments instead of the description to whore more points
hamflabagaba
Actually I'm on my phone so I can't edit the description!!!
ob1wank
Lol dude
underlord2132
I think we should crucify you to be safe.
myusernameisnotcreative
Classic internet!
Myharoth
He turned me into a newt!
gravyandfries
What? It got better.....
nelixery
"A friend of mine"
hamflabagaba
My friend on Facebook ******* sorry for not clarifying
teenmeenmeen
your own community can turn against you here, tread lightly. I believe you.
DotSlashNatalie
"I was holding it for a friend"
PhoenixUNDRfitr
To be fair, he said a friend of his posted it. Not that it's even his friends OC. I don't find that questionable
Doormen
I don't think that's the joke. He said a "friend" posted it, as in: he really posted it but doesn't want to take responsibility.
hamflabagaba
No. I really didn't. I'm a female whos insecure about her body and I would never say that to someone. So :/
BroseidonRulerofTheBrocean
Shhh shhh shhhhhh, let the fatties rage. They tire out easily.
Sydonis12
I giggled
BroseidonRulerofTheBrocean
I dunno if I should just keep the downvote roll going or not
Sydonis12
Its a funny comment, and humor has very few bounderies. They can get fucked by their high horse for all I care.
TASTEyoucanSee
I second that giggle
Davinus
That takes talent. I certainly couldn't write on my own neck and make it legible.
MadTimmy
I imagine she pulled her face back like it is in the last picture and then wrote it in the spot.
AncientSeraph
Some people have friends or family.
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
All you need is a mirror and an aptitude for writing backwards.
911wasDigiornosnotDelivery
Tat
jetflight
She probably has a lot of experience finding and arranging her fat rolls.
cuttlefishsticks
I'm now imagining her asking someone for help writing it on, and trying to explain why she needs to write 'fuck you' on her neck/chin fat...
SlightlyDodgy
That's not her neck - it's one of her chins.
YoungChuckNorris
That's no moon...
UhOhImAnOreo
How big is your canvas though?
ivdok
FriendlyCanadianHereToLeaveKindWords
I don't understand fat hate at all, it's something i thought kids got over past middle school. I'm glad she didn't let it get her down.
opetchas
Yeah I really don't get it either.
hamflabagaba
I agree. I think fat shaming is wrong. I never called her fat, my Facebook friend did, I just thought her comeback was fantastic!:)
FriendlyCanadianHereToLeaveKindWords
True that! She handled it with sassy grace hahaha
MiaTheScienceLady
No, the weight keeps her down instead.
FriendlyCanadianHereToLeaveKindWords
Not necessarily, she looks like a happy and pleasant person to me :)
MiaTheScienceLady
not necessarily mentally, it was more of a physics based joke.
FriendlyCanadianHereToLeaveKindWords
Thanks for the clarity!
MiaTheScienceLady
No worries!
NickyDee
Shes kinda hot tbh
Vectorman2
Of course she is, I bet she sweats walking up a small incline.
imnotsorry123
You know the world has gone to shit and fat has become way to accepted when this beast is considered hot. https://imgur.com/TIVp2
thorkild91
You don't know what the rest looks like. Fat girls can have a decent face while hiding .... Why does turbulent body seem appropriate?
thorkild91
I agree with turbulent. Just a mess. That being said. Fat chicks need love to and if she is good fat... It's a good fuck
GalaxyEater
HAHAHAHAHA. Good for her.
Vectorman2
*Food for her
GalaxyEater
Downvoted galore.
Vectorman2
Yeah, fat people on this site really don't like you laughing at their 'genetics'
GalaxyEater
Some people are fat due to medical issues. Js. Not because of food.
Vectorman2
Yeah, probably less than 3% but you are right there! to those people I am kinda sorry for making fun of the other whales!
squishcat
I think she's a cutie.
JaromirAzarov
Needsmorefat
you got schooled bro
Vectorman2
because 'fuck you' is such a ridiculously clever burn? Apparently she puts as much effort into her insults as she does into exercise.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
No, it was clever to use the very target of the insult to tell him off (man, I hate having to explain a funny thing).
Vectorman2
I would imagine it is easier if the thing is actually funny.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Humor relies on a match between joke and listener. Guess you weren't meant for each other (:
VoltageXL1
Holy shit who took a dump in your cheerios this morning?
Vectorman2
Just don't understand what's such an amazing burn about saying 'fuck you', everyone on here is acting like it was a stroke of comedy genius
tshire
She's very pretty!
imnotsorry123
Sarcasm is really hard to see on the internet btw.
Taxicat
I personally don't mind the chubby bit, but even then: she's got some very nice features. And a sense of humor. :)
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
I think the real winner here is the girl.
Brolama
until she dies long before getting her first grey hair due to the massive strain she put on her heart and bones all her life.
Devante
No the real winners are all of us.
Vectorman2
Hopefully she won some cake, poor thing looks like she hasn't eaten in the past 30 seconds!
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Were you they guy her message was aimed at?
hamflabagaba
No.
TheseGoToEleven
Can't tell if trolling or just really insecure
iloevet
14 year old
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Yes
Brolama
"if you think bad health is bad you're just a insecure troll!" great argument
iloevet
oh the poor fatty hasn't eaten for 30 seconds =/= im so worried about her health
Vectorman2
eh, consider it a counter culture to all the sensitive white knights in this (and similar) threads.
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
Insecure it is
Vectorman2
Whatever helps you sleep at night, buckaroo!
D2sb
May be true, but no need to be mean, right?
esmemang
Right
D2sb
on!
MonochromeReflections
Why? We do it to fat people (girls especially) on Imgur all the time.
Wadup
no we don't. wtf you talkin bout
nagellak
And that's shitty.
Vectorman2
Just like their diets, I would imagine.
Syng420
Not as shitty as your moral compass.
Vectorman2
Oh cry me a river you over sensitive prick
huitbit
Indeed, shame exists for a reason so let them have it...
MonochromeReflections
I'm not on your side. I just felt like being catty to prove a point and, well, you guys proved it pretty nicely so...
huitbit
thanks for putting feelings above health then.
FriendlyCanadianHereToLeaveKindWords
It still doesn't make it right, y'know? "everyone does it" isn't a very strong excuse to shame and bully strangers IMO. But what do I know,
FriendlyCanadianHereToLeaveKindWords
I'm just a polite Canadian lol
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
Proper way of handling someone calling you fat.
imnotsorry123
Best would be to lose the weight.
Vectorman2
I felt a great disturbance in the Tumblr, as if millions of voices were suddenly triggered, and were suddenly silenced
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
You know how when someone honks at you to move, so you stay there for eternity? Same thing. Fat people don
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
don't need other people telling them they're fat. They know.
huitbit
They do, but sometimes being shamed is the necessary push towards a better lifestyle that doesn't involve shoving food into your mouth 24/7.
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
I would highly encourage you to develop an understanding of why some people are obese. There are a lot of factors that go into it. A lot 1/2