slightlydramatic

48970 pts · August 26, 2013


Female, occasional misanthrope, I dislike writing about myself but I love Jack Handey quotes so I will leave you with this: “If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.”

And then she was reincarnated as Lana Del Rey

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn’t this also be accomplished with cryosurgery? (Freezing the virus off the cervix) that’s been around for decades now

7 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

God himself could tell me it’s jif & I will walk straight to Hell saying gif the whole way.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a repost of a stolen video. Original is the guys, it’s HIS own family and he shared it on Instagram.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Also, standard control holds are much more difficult on intoxicated people bc they don’t feel the pain when they resist.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love it, where did you get the outfit?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree, it's the makeup, she's wearing a TON. Normally wears none and looks & dresses only her age.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. Not a lie & 2. I've been on imgur for 3+ yrs & was already Glorious, I'm not doing that at all, I wanted FB from OV fans for her here.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

^This made her laugh, she said "why can't I meet people like this at school" Ha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but she didn't wear it to school because we worried someone would break the headpiece that is full of lights and also the wig is HEAVY

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I'm not okay with her having her own acct & as I said before, she looks nothing like this sans makeup, so this I thought was okay.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She just turned 11. I'm reading the comments to her. I know this community is kick ass about Halloween & thought she'd enjoy the compliments

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are lights in each one of the red eyes of the headpiece, the glowing "venom" in the armpiece is a glowstick!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The headpiece, the armpiece (both light up) and the shoulder piece. And thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, basically. She handed out candy here & no kids did but they were all young. She is still happy, didn't mean to make it seem otherwise

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her friends at school have, but she went TOT "alone" w/me & my BF & our area is flux w/ very young kids & older parents. *shrug*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the shading of the shirt and the way the light is hitting the fabric

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Trust me, its all the makeup. She wears none normally, looks/dresses her actual age. Otherwise I wouldn't post her face.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You have me there. She's going to be so bummed when I take it away now.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The headpiece, the shoulder & arm pieces. Head & arm pieces light up. Bought the gloves, the suit & wig.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Handmade was about $20 for accessories, store bought would be been like $80 and not lit up. Also she's tiny so sizing was an issue too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like Bastion, sometimes Pharah as my 2nd/3rd

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a Mercy main too and she is my child, I get it. (Mercy is her 2nd fav tho & she named her bird Mercy so it balances slightly)

8 years ago | Likes 233 Dislikes 5

I LOVE my mans natural scent, I actually wish he'd stop wearing cologne completely but he doesn't listen.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Walkie-Talkie and a Whammy-Kablammy!" -Brian Regan

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

its cole slaw

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dumping someone over a mole they have on their face that was there before they started dating is also pretty bad

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had the same thing happen to me, broken foot, full cast and this 400 lb woman said I should be using my crutches

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy cake week imgur!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0