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She just turned 11 yesterday and loves Overwatch. She wanted to be the Widowmaker for Halloween so I did my best to make the costume accessories (bought the suit online) but no one knew who she was, which bummed her out a little. I told her I'd upload a picture here where surely people would be able to at least recognize.
blacksteve
Makeup and costume are good! But she lacks Widowmaker's signature severe scoliosis.
BillyWillis
My son plays the game .and done a amazing job with her costume
IveSeenYourButthole
I don’t even play the game and I recognized her
DPCPHX
Nah, you did a good job people in your town are obviously living under rocks
NinjWned
I would have asked to take a picture if I saw this, badass.
AdditionalPylons
I give it a ten!
MyLifeIsPrettyOK
Perfect for an assassin to not be recognized
darkladyvanstar
She should be glad!
Steinst96
Halloween was my 21st birthday, and It may not mean much, but even super, f'ed up, I knew who she was supposed to be as soon as I saw...
Steinst96
...the three red helmet lights
Huldra
Not hard to see that she is dressed as Widowmaker!! Screw those who have no knowledge about gaming! :)
PhilFreeman
I'm so sorry. I know that pain. Similarly I've put tons of work into costumes only to not be recognized. When I was a Ghostbuster no (1/2)
PhilFreeman
Kid recognized me. Many thought I was an exterminator or fireman. And one year I was a Protoss Zealot. No one go it. (2/2)
DadddyWarlord
Her face with all that makes her look like she's 25. For a second I thought it was that chick who cosplay widow a lot. I forgot her name :/
Lickycat
I was convinced she was between 18-20 before re I read the description
ItsBelvie
Yes it threw me off too, she does look a lot older
MrCleansShinyBaldAssHead
"Step into my parlor," said the spider to the fly.
grovberg
My daughter dressed as Zelda a couple years ago and spent the whole night being asked “Doesn’t he wear green?”
GandAlfonsTheGreat
LavanderEisly
I recognized it instantly.
ShaSheemasClaw
Looks total badass to me!
GhostRing
Most people don't know shit about crap. She will find folks who share her interests eventually. Kudos to you both on a job well done.
Prebez
+1 for "knowing shit about crap" :D
timemac
So all the kids her age are lame, is that what you're telling me
BenjaminPannell
Either that or by "no one" her mother meant none of the 60+ year old parents handing out candy.
timemac
That would make more sense to me
Cereaza
They're a bunch of filthy casuals.
Xyxlex
La lauve tisse sa toile.
Andontheseventhdayhecreatedme
La veuve tisse sa toile.*
Xyxlex
Yes. You're right. I blame lysdexia and not knowing french. x)
Andontheseventhdayhecreatedme
Damn lysdexia, always lingtroll peeplo >:|
foodforfood
Great costume. All those IRL people don't know anything.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
11!? SHE'S 11?!
Zobaken
Yeah, I though about it too - she looks at least 16. Kids are growing up so fast these days...
CutOffAllTies
She really does have the face of a full grown woman
GodEmperorOfImgur
Nobody tell I see Nipple.
slightlydramatic
That's the shading of the shirt and the way the light is hitting the fabric
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
They weren't saying they saw nip, iseenipple is a relatively well known imgurer that has recently been caught creeping on 13-14 year olds.
Cereaza
Lets hope, OP's daughter is too young. That'd be the first time @iseenipple ever said that though.
Slamtastik
It's the purple makeup/hair, I bet she looks like a kid without it.
slightlydramatic
Trust me, its all the makeup. She wears none normally, looks/dresses her actual age. Otherwise I wouldn't post her face.
themeisterman
I don't even play overwatch and I recognize the costume. Good work!
KingKrabb
I saw the thumbnail and immediately got excited. I love Widowmaker and she did a great job!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Nice Princess Zorlda costume.
lordofthedice
Moron. That's obviously Queen Samus.
ClockworkKoala
It's Prince Mercury from princess and the peach!
ydwyrd
Dankey Kang?
waynebradybitch
Sanic?
RiniKitty
You guys! Obviously she is Princess Leia from Star Trek
painstream
Wrong, it's, River Songtam from Doctor Serenity
blackguard89
This post is a mess
TheRealFrankTurpentine
My daughter went as Dr Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror. Nobody knew that shit.
Kerenn
Ignorant fools !
noturaveragepunk
How old is your daughter? If we're talking mid 20s, yeah they should knew who she was. Any young than that, I'm not surprised no one knew
osnabb
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/56282748/philistines.jpg
lordofthedice
I haven't even seen that movie and I'd recognize that shit. Ffs, people.
m4uboy
you need to rectify this.
Mikeiller
To be fair, the costume does lose something when it's not being worn by a man.
TheRealFrankTurpentine
I agree, but what the kid wants I support
LeroyShabazAli
yes, the penis
NotedNuance
My poor zenyatta robot head... can someone kill this widow she's ruining my life?!
TheClayKnight
Oh please, just out-snipe her like a real Zenyatta (it feels so satisfying)
NotedNuance
It is... especially when you predict a peek with charged shot.
Badbadger1
All 3 of my boys instantly knew who she was including my 4 year old???
Coolbacca
Almost as if kids are better at understanding current video game trends than adults...weird how nature do dat
MichARR
4 y.o. knows a cold blooded murderer and I wasnt allowed to play mortal kombat...i think i'll have to call my mom.
Badbadger1
It’s not something I’m proud of but when he’s online winning MVP it’s hard not to give a little smile..
Sheepyhead
I played Diablo 2 at 8 years old, I loved barbarian
CoalBee
My mother let me play all kinds of bloody murder games but questioned me if a game had even the slightest sexual content like a skimpy dress
UserJace
I have over 250 hours played on just Widow alone. Saw this in thumbnail form and came to upvote. I approve!
DeadlyEnzyme
It’s good to see girls getting into dressing as cold blooded murderers for Halloween
RandAIFlagg
when I was growing up they didn't have any terrifying role models, I'm so pleased they finally do
DidItForScience
What about Elizabeth Báthory? Are you older than her?
Goldenteckel
PluckedDuck
http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wednesday-girl-scouts.gif
Mephane
But does it count as a costume when she actually *is* a homicidal maniac anyway? ;)
Goldenteckel
It's Wednesday Addams, so, the line is quite thin anyway. It would be like, for instance, a Navy officer pretending to be an USAF one. ;-)
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Wow, a literal cold-blooded killer. Didn't think of that.
leechdemon
#feminisim
MrrSir
she does it for a day she gets praise I do it for a day and I get a murder charge...i hate double standards
StonesOnTheHill
Yeah! Enough with all these "funny" costumes! It used to be about the fear, man! The horror! The murders!
ihaveaprettylargeamountofnothing
yea i member
WafflesMcGee
It's good to see females wearing costumes/doing cosplay without needing to show their tits.
bardman135
#feminism #murder-hers
SaltEverywhere
She's a rich murderous cold blooded ballerina assassin with a REALLY nice place
leinheart711
Don't be a spoil sport seriously.
meisterhatter
How about you don't be a dunce?
ZKrock
Hi person who doesn't know anything about Overwatch!
BobbyBobbston
I highly doubt @DeadlyEnzyme is anywhere near serious
DeadlyEnzyme
I am in all ways making a joke hahaha. Jeez people need to lighten up
RandomPerson6
Don't they do that every day
LittleKnownOne
Yup
maskedhobo
This guy gets it.
FaceBookAI
Did you just assume what he knows?
icanneverwinwiththesethings
At least she's not a hanzo main
Zer016K
Feelings are damaged....EMOTIONALLY!
Elfabet
"Dirty Hanzo Main"
NitroTheChampZach
nighthawks
I laughed, good one. Here's an upvote.
Sonic5039
https://imgur.com/zBEMHJ9
Slamtastik
I'm an amazing hanzo but everytime i see one on my team i cringe and assume he is trash.
pandorafalters
When I read "Hanzo" I still automatically fill in "the Razor".
Navor
Have mercy
EatTacos
Now, now, no need to be insulting
Boomi
SAKE!
goofygreek
This ^
Imightbetrolling
Let me put on this blindfold and nail a couple of headshots from around the corner. Or fire into a random room and get a scatter kill -Hanzo
leinnai
Dishoner!
Turalisj
Ryuugawagofuckyourself
ZarguzHeadwaka
*SCATTERED
Fumoufu
You ppl that main a character, guuuuuh
Slamtastik
Too many people can only play one champ, get stuck with some quickplay-like teams when you rank under mid diamond.
ShrubNinja
Maining doesn't mean you ONLY play that hero. It means you play/like it most. As in, I MAINLY play Reinhardt.
Slamtastik
I know, but there are quite a few players that fit my description.
Boopdog
I Hanjo
Slamtastik
I met that guy in a game once before the news story about him broke, he just kept saying that and firing his ult at nobody.
xUkuSt3p
Maybe next year
zigzagler
Why do people shit on Hanzo players when Junkrat is less skill for more reward?
Slamtastik
because hanzo gets fucked easier, can get countered easily and doesn't fair well when rushed by multiple opponents.
Brokenskullzero
A unskill junkrat is far more useful than a unskilled or decent hanzo.
Monkeyscribed
Because giant dragon fox shot team wipe cheese
zigzagler
Hanzo's ult is one of the most easily avoidable in the game unless you're trapped by Zarya, in which case most ults are deadly
UnicornIRL
Good parenting.
ChrisBurgos1200
pays off
GloriousWalrus
What? Are you jealous of our insanely high IQ and aim skills? Also I watch Rick and Morty.
Zorathex
That name, are you a fellow Robbaz fan?
GloriousWalrus
I’ve had this account for nearly 5 years, and I think you’re the first maybe second person to recognize it. Hail king Robert
Zorathex
GLO-RI-OUS! :D
Neephington
You want to get banned? You can't go around calling people hanzo mains.
plusoneforyou
This is just too toxic from me.
lurkmoarjono
Genji main.
IDontHaveADad
Fellow weebs unite!
RevanTheJedi
Only h*nzo mains can call each other that
ThisIsSnek
You just can't say it with a hard H, that's all.
AtlasUnbound
H'anzo
LordDaoden
I know a few good widow mains , and good Lord are they good at their job
Slamtastik
You have to be, even the best widows have a hard time if the other team knows what they are doing.
oobeedoobenubi
I cant widow to save my life :(
Alighierian
Have you tried getting a husband first?
oobeedoobenubi
I am the husband. Maybe thats the problem
LarryPutsPineappleOnPizza
YouTube a video of Taimou playing widow maker... you'll shit your pants
ShadeEmberi
2 clips, no kills!
TheS4ndm4n
Not sure if a window main is much better ;)
AfterTimeAdrift
Look at Kephrii, he's a scary good widow player
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Well, while Hanzo mains are worthless, a good Widow can stuff so many classes it's unreal.
Slamtastik
Hanzo mains are better but you don't see the good ones until you get close to master.
infernopg
As someone that plays over 4k. Hanzo is a great hero and more trouble than widow if he is played well, that just doesn't happen below GM
TheRealArmor
Hanzo is better because of the sheer damage output. Widow is pretty hard to find though.. Really good for getting picks.
Freeflare
A well played Hanzo is fantastic. Just like any class in the game.
TheRealArmor
"class," as if Hanzo and Widowmaker aren't in the same category. And Hanzo is just ez gibs, hence the hate.
MEisonImgur
Yeah, i prefer door mains
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Hodor mains?
BARRIIICADEtv
Too fucking soon.
RelykTerrah
Hold the door my man.
TheS4ndm4n
Lol.... Stupid autocorrect
youreagoose
I'm a main of the Hanzo <3
ThePotatoBandit
I'm a Pharah main
Slamtastik
pharoh is op below diamond, everyone is too unskilled to shoot at you.
dizzyhulahoop
It's ok, i also main hanzo, but i don't advertise that on the internet, cuz i like being generally liked...
TheClayKnight
"I don't advertise that on the internet"
Slamtastik
I had 3 years of pvp archer experiance from DFUW so i was instantly a master hanzo. Sucks that picking him causes your team to troll you.
TheClayKnight
I'd say you're a bad person, but that would be redundant.
Vaporforce
I liked Hanzo since I first saw him in pre release pics & his abilities were cool to me. Therefore, I played him a ton and was insta hated!
Slamtastik
Wish they would buff him, hes strong enough for me but it would get the rest of the team off my back for picking him in rank.
687474703a2f2f6d2e696d6775722e636f6d2f3134584247496d
As an orisa main I despise scatter arrow.
boredomboredomboredom
Simple geometry.