slaughtermelon6

2203 pts ยท May 13, 2013


I really like cats and pizza but in a crust punk way, not an internet way. Pretty homo. Librarian.

the suburbs are weird.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but, yeah, Eastern USA

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solidarity and cat people know no boundaries.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the love of all things good, someone give this baby a treat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. Wanna go see Ghostbusters?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate to break it to you, but I was in that line. We were protecting the people dancing from the cops.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're ever in America, I will take you to Panera

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to mention the toe-thumb?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Friend or food? Hellooo? Friend or food?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chile is accurate. I have had many shakey showers during my time there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will never give up on my dream of becoming a white man. Look at my potential.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Uncle Mark

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a curious vegan (yeah, you found me) who has never bought meat, I read the whole post. This was very informative.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

God bless East Baltimore.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I am also a librarian, that is what I do for fun. I am here when I grow up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work in infomatics. We would describe the curb as a "barrier to service"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Public Librarian

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whales

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HELLO FELLOW LIBRARIAN

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anyone leaves a tween or teen in my presence for more than 2 hours, we're watching this. And Mean Girls. Gonna raise yer kids right.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suddenly, cats all across the world are having their bellies kissed!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Excellent cat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was about to be angry, then I saw the conclusion. Good job. She sucks, that's no reason to call her anything but a lady.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This cabinet looks like the weirdest pop group ever.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet he's an asshole who peed on the toaster and put his actual cat asshole on yer face. Maybe I'm just taking this personally.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can't tell if satire or OP is just the worst.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

actually, yeah.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FELLOW LIBRARIAN. I WAS GOING TO SAY THIS

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Congrats! Go buy yerself A LOT OF NICE THINGS.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0