How do YOU shower?

Jul 9, 2016 4:42 PM

MazMe89

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The Jewish one is a missed opportunity for comedy gold. Which is ironic now that I think about it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Memes: Transcending the borders of race and nationality.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

How do imgurians shower? First we get nice and wet, and then we get the banana...

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I think a guitar would work better

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Börk Börk -

9 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 1

Very true.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAH! v

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

While the idea of Ikea meshes well with this, I think putting together the shower first would have made a lot more sense.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How PC gamers shower. Same as you, dirty peasants! First we get nice and wet. Then we http://imgur.com/eQLP3z3

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

"then we spend all of our money on a gtx1080"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one old Windows installation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually laughed xD

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

as a linux gamer i have never seen that screen.... or many other screens

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a linux user, I was unaware that we COULD be gamers... I may have to recompile.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sure, just have to be picky about which games to play.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do Native Americans shower? Just like you chiidi! We get nice and wet, then make reservations.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 4

I would have gone with then we wash our scalps

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Build a casino?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made one as well!

9 years ago | Likes 570 Dislikes 10

I always up vote the wizard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she looks strangely like Sarah Jessica Parker

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You done good. +1

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thanks :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the text coming off the edge of the image,

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Anyone else having huge lag when scrolling this pic?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I maaaaaaybe made it larger than it needed to be. Sorry. ^^'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Great Mighty Poo!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do Floridians take showers? Just like you, silly! First we get nice and wet, and then we https://imgur.com/gsNjVl3

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Beautiful! You need more upvotes!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how it implies that Floridians are usually not naked when showering.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I would add Irish, "and then we get our whiskey."

9 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 4

Actually, while in other parts of the world it's called "whiskey", when in Ireland it's called "magma"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Already done for Scotland.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Then we get our Buckie/irn bru/whiskey or chib you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1. Get a camera.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 2. JUST DO IT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been done already

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or Jameson

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or potatoes

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

and. you meant "and"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

haha the irish dont have potatoes

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

damn, is that famine still going on?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or showers.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Or Guinness lol

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

This is more accurate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shower Beers are nothing to laugh about. That shit changed my life.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My favorite way to shower on the weekend

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And, as a bachelor, after a shitty day at work during the week too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Icelander one is my favorite.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

*Swoon* brb, going to Iceland

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Counting PAPER money in the shower?!?? Oy gevalt

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Well actually, it's more of a cloth.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago (deleted Jul 11, 2016 4:21 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Completely waterproof? Have you never accidentally sent a dollar through the wash? xD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Durable but not waterproof. Ours gets soggy. Canada's is waterproof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2gGObYYa9o

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's pretty cool!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do Mogwais shower?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*whitish

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You forgot the blind one!!! Get the blind one! I'll up vote from BOTH accounts!!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I had to look it up and you're right, it definitely needs to be on the list! Haha! http://hiddenlolcdn.com/i700/76204.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Can this be the shower post to end all shower posts for 3-6 months?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Please. I would pay money.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll set up a gofundme, totally legit I promise. Listen while you wait. http://youtu.be/f1ge1CLEi2c

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. It's going to be reposted every single day.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

+1 for the honduras

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hondurans don't say "vatos" it should have been "majes".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are great... except that might actually be how Otaku shower.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Seeing the pillow in the water bothers me xD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much do you wanna bet that they make floats of some sort with anime characters on em?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bout tree fiddy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Post's gold.

9 years ago | Likes 891 Dislikes 9

To be perfectly honest I thought most of these were cringey and especially that one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

I lost my shit at this one too

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Glad to see my country represented here :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my fav too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dudes hair tho

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he could stand to lose the weird facial hair, but the head hair is majestic as fuck

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's the only one I laughed at. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An I the only one that never thought these were funny, even before they were beaten like a dead horse?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking earthquakes man

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I thought that was the funniest one. XD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Chilean i confirm this

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I did a snort so hard my deaf dog looked at me from that one

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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Why I'm laughing so hard at this

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

CAN'T WAKE UP

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

This one's favorite, but how he incorporated "aweonao" feels like he's honest Chilean. Never seen/heard that word in my life.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Jajaja, aweonao

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

jay jay jay! awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

El wn aweonao, wn.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why is it so funny? Is there another reference to something, or is it just saying that they have earthquakes a lot?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

probably because it was so unexpected + that face tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2nd most seismic country (32 per day); 1st and 5th biggest registered earthquakes, so yeah :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

32 per day? Crumbs, that's a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do Frenchmen shower? Same as you, Tu es con! First you face towards the wind, then *unzips*...

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 3

Trop marrant je suis mdr t'es trop fort c'est une bonne blague

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I could only find the literal translation- "Too funny lol I 're too strong you is a joke."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lol'ed...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

same as you connard*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Jewish boy is fiiiiinnnneee

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't expect to laugh but some of these are crazy funny.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hah. The Jew is probably kicking himself for not being Canadian. Our money is plastic and therefor, waterproof

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 4

TIL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but is it BPA free?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The fabric used in U.S money smells ridiculous good, but only when wet. And it dries relatively quick

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Our money smells like Maple Syrup if you scratch it.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

US money smells like chicken from being touched by many greasy chickennugget hand sausages.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

And just like Canadians the money is subject to UV degradation.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nearly everything is prone to UV degradation. But polymer banknotes last about 2.5 times longer than cotton paper notes do.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same with Aussie money

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the UK we are introducing plastic money with £5 notes next year. Buzzing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND THE MAPLE LEAVES SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP IF YOU SCRATCH THEM

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't prone to melting tho? Canadian money wouldn't surive a Texas summer.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It can survive up to 140 degrees Celsius (284 F) so they'd be fine. The polymer substrate was designed and is used for Australian money.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think it is prone to melting? They survive both the washer and dryer on high heat. It's not plastic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's be real here, we barely survive a Texas summer.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Was in Texas in September once. Literally lost 10 pounds in a week in sweat because my Michigan body couldn't handle the heat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is a nice way, to see hot men naked in the shower. http://imgur.com/LvfYVf2

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I lost my shit at the Chile guy, earthquakes man.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And 4 Australia???

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do Aussies shower? Same as you, cunt! First we get nice and wet, then we OH FUCK THERE'S A MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER IN THE SHOWER!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and all upside down!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Canadian a man or woman?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I was wondering the same thing. Attractive either way...I think?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or attack helicopter. It's hard to tell these days.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hmm either manly woman, man or a trans.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The wild, unkempt hair tells me it's a guy. But they could pass as a lady face so I'll allow it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

98% sure it's a woman.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That jawline doesn't look like it belongs to a woman.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I have a few female friends with hard jaws. I could be wrong though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

- most racially ambiguous face ever

9 years ago | Likes 618 Dislikes 4

He thinks he's white

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

College catalogs love him.

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9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have trouble believing hes not a mixed latino.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

But if a half white guy can call himself "black" (like Obama), then surely a white and Mestizo guy can call himself white?

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Are you sure? Cuz the "black" guy was pretty confusing to me. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God damn goo backs! Dey turkajerbs!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm ashamed to say when I read that one I thought 'is he even white?'

9 years ago | Likes 341 Dislikes 1

You can tell by the LED showerhead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same here! Well, kinda... I was more confused as to why he was trying to pretend to be white.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 4

White's such a social construct, all it took was my mom not learning Italian & marrying an Irish-American.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Italians are technically Caucasian in geneology. Sooooo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Technically Arabs are considered white for this reason. Italians were seen in the same way 50 years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Italian is just as caucasian as Irish. You're as white as wonderbread bro. No shame it that. Enjoy the privilege!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wait, italians aren't white?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They are. Those naturally tan are a minority. Now, for those that don't see them as white, well...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, they're olive.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They weren't considered white in America before the 60s or so. There's a reason why most Italian Americans don't speak Italian anymore

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same reason 2nd & 3rd generation Hispanics don't speak Spanish as much.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so in consideration, no one is any race now.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a rainbow coming out of the showerhead?

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I have one and it's awesome! Except that I ordered mine off of the app called "geek"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only 13.28$ how do I not have this already?!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They must be doing fracking nearby.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Surprised no one has done a How Gay People Shower yet. Maybe I should

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Do it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Film yourself showering and send it to me then please, so I, er.. can verify it IS how gay people shower. O_O ...For science...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Says naively* "OK I LOVE SCIENCE!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked how others are nerds or otakus or Romanians and he has so little identity that all he can say about himself is "a white person".

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 13

it was the setup needed for the starbucks joke

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How are the others any different? I could make one "as an imgurian" but that wouldn't be any better or worse than if I did an ethnicity.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

one of the people is showering as a black person

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I feel like I will never read this specific sentence ever again.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

You were kind of correct. those other replies arent the same they capitalized the O

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of these people is showering as a black person.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That American tank top though! Also wow Holmes, you got your finger on the trigger?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Right?! Jesus H Christ learn some trigger discipline!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Additionally, that is not the stereotypical american handgun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beretta M9 style, or Taurus clone therof? Very popular. Yes, a glock would be a bit funnier, but M9 works too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not really American though. Glock neither. Should be a 1911 or a single action revolver.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except neither of those are the most popular American handgun, the Glock 17 and 19 are, with the 1911 following after that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glock is Austrian, not American, even if they are made in Georgia. Being the most popular doesnt make you national. The Camry isn't Canadian

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have met the icelander. He is a hood throat singer.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mistyped. I meant to say good. but this does look like an awesome mental image.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This word combo has my mind in the gutter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

? I understand from the hood (inner city) I understand throat singer (Northern Mongolian style). But I don't understand hood throat singer.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's when rap gets mixed with throat singing. Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for brining this into my life!!! I was in Peace Corps there and loved the hip hop... This is so much more.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cracked.com made fun of it once, but honestly. That stuff is great.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That guy is white? OK. I wonder what I am then.

9 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 9

if that guy is white, i don't know what being "white" means anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If he's not white, what is he?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as another mixed but white-passing person, im also trying to figure that out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. I'm sure society will tell you soon

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Not if I first identify myself as ubermensch trapped inside a human body.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He looks white to me? Or do you change races by tanning now?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's white-ish.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And he has a disco shower!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's not white.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Not to white nationalists, sure, but by both the lose informal idea of "White," as well as its dictionary definition, he is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"White" and "black" are imaginary terms. The world needs to learn this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a non-American, I see one black guy and didn't register any difference in the rest.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe it's just a tan. Damnit he can be white if he wants to!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Mayonnaise?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just pissed myself. Thanks a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to say the same. If #8 is white, what am I? Vantawhite?

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Came back just to upvote

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

<3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes that guy is white. Looking at his features, not at the tan.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Well, that's what I did. You won't see anybody like that in Northern Europe. And swedes tan alot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Most of my family's pretty brown. We've Native heritage but mostly don't know from which tribe(s), so "white" is all we can call ourselves.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And the untold part about "native American genocide" is that there wasn't many of them to begin with, and they ended up mixing with

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Europeans and other tribes. Finnish people were actually few of the only settlers who got along with Indians, and so became the "findians".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And FYI, back in the day Finns weren't considered white. So why ya'll sjw throwing the white privilege shit over here too?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Says frigging who? You can be "Indian" or "First Nations" or "Native". Also there are genetic tests for ancestry...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a history of white ppl claiming Nativeness so they can have benefits meant for actual Natives w/ real ties to the community. ①

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legally, you also can't be categorized Native unless you can prove descent from specific tribe. Genetic tests don't cut it. ②

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those reasons, my family feels uncomfortable trying to claim a heritage we really don't have anymore. ③

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's also gay, but decided to choose the less obvious one.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

The tentacles one was already done, though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His showerhead is lighted??

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can get them to change color based on temp. Cheap crap heads, but you can. That guy is taking a cold shower.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LOL! That is so funny that you know the temperature of the water. OMG, too good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently you can get some that don't monitor temp, and just cycle several colors. Less useful, probably still junk!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0