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Devante
The Jewish one is a missed opportunity for comedy gold. Which is ironic now that I think about it.
smogswallowssuns
Memes: Transcending the borders of race and nationality.
barnwolf
How do imgurians shower? First we get nice and wet, and then we get the banana...
markiel
I think a guitar would work better
kingfreak
Börk Börk -
imwithcayde6andproud
Very true.
misterbil
HAHAHAH!
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aychland
While the idea of Ikea meshes well with this, I think putting together the shower first would have made a lot more sense.
SoDogeHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH
How PC gamers shower. Same as you, dirty peasants! First we get nice and wet. Then we http://imgur.com/eQLP3z3
Killer7481
"then we spend all of our money on a gtx1080"
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
That's one old Windows installation.
Sheari
I actually laughed xD
Cere4l
as a linux gamer i have never seen that screen.... or many other screens
januskincaid
As a linux user, I was unaware that we COULD be gamers... I may have to recompile.
Cere4l
sure, just have to be picky about which games to play.
MamaKin
How do Native Americans shower? Just like you chiidi! We get nice and wet, then make reservations.
Hopfey
I would have gone with then we wash our scalps
markiel
Build a casino?
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
#10
raviolihummingbird
I made one as well!
sungoat80
I always up vote the wizard
rickeyspanish
she looks strangely like Sarah Jessica Parker
RevolutionOnHerLips
You done good. +1
raviolihummingbird
Thanks :)
SummersSR2
I love the text coming off the edge of the image,
SaoMC
Anyone else having huge lag when scrolling this pic?
raviolihummingbird
I maaaaaaybe made it larger than it needed to be. Sorry. ^^'
IlikeYogurts
The Great Mighty Poo!
Boonzo
How do Floridians take showers? Just like you, silly! First we get nice and wet, and then we https://imgur.com/gsNjVl3
bthetrees
Beautiful! You need more upvotes!
Cassiraa
I love how it implies that Floridians are usually not naked when showering.
DameWithAPipBoy
I would add Irish, "and then we get our whiskey."
Qualtagh
Actually, while in other parts of the world it's called "whiskey", when in Ireland it's called "magma"
DubbieDubbie
Already done for Scotland.
Kimmijay84
Then we get our Buckie/irn bru/whiskey or chib you.
MrSpatula
Step 1. Get a camera.
MrSpatula
Step 2. JUST DO IT
Delta2Almanac
Been done already
rickeyspanish
or Jameson
Redusty
Or potatoes
RevolutionOnHerLips
http://i51.tinypic.com/2573txc.jpg
TerraDactyl89
and. you meant "and"
acuteavocado7
haha the irish dont have potatoes
InternetLawyer
damn, is that famine still going on?
LongoloidFartExplosion
Or showers.
TheRealRedQueen
Or Guinness lol
IllegalDuckling
This is more accurate.
AuntSharron
Shower Beers are nothing to laugh about. That shit changed my life.
TheRealRedQueen
My favorite way to shower on the weekend
AuntSharron
And, as a bachelor, after a shitty day at work during the week too.
Malnoch
The Icelander one is my favorite.
SirWafflePiplup
*Swoon* brb, going to Iceland
classicwinger
Counting PAPER money in the shower?!?? Oy gevalt
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPictureOfMichaelCeraEveryGotYou
Well actually, it's more of a cloth.
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Sheari
Completely waterproof? Have you never accidentally sent a dollar through the wash? xD
ShdwRrw
Durable but not waterproof. Ours gets soggy. Canada's is waterproof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2gGObYYa9o
BenjimanStickyLiquid
That's pretty cool!
radieon
How do Mogwais shower?
PompatusOfLove
*whitish
ItalianaNrd
You forgot the blind one!!! Get the blind one! I'll up vote from BOTH accounts!!
Valquoi
I had to look it up and you're right, it definitely needs to be on the list! Haha! http://hiddenlolcdn.com/i700/76204.jpg
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Can this be the shower post to end all shower posts for 3-6 months?
TheGreatBlueHeron
Please. I would pay money.
CyranoDeBurlapSack
I'll set up a gofundme, totally legit I promise. Listen while you wait. http://youtu.be/f1ge1CLEi2c
mongomondo
No. It's going to be reposted every single day.
pluu
+1 for the honduras
thelaughingcrow
Hondurans don't say "vatos" it should have been "majes".
myr14d
These are great... except that might actually be how Otaku shower.
frankendoodle
Seeing the pillow in the water bothers me xD
myr14d
How much do you wanna bet that they make floats of some sort with anime characters on em?
frankendoodle
Bout tree fiddy
SarcasticMoron
Post's gold.
Yocheeseburgers
To be perfectly honest I thought most of these were cringey and especially that one
jimmycrkkorn
I lost my shit at this one too
andymako89
Glad to see my country represented here :)
Sapphu
my fav too
notasinglenamewasthoughtof
This dudes hair tho
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
he could stand to lose the weird facial hair, but the head hair is majestic as fuck
FoxKeegan
Yeah, that's the only one I laughed at. +1
yourcommentisstupid
An I the only one that never thought these were funny, even before they were beaten like a dead horse?
mnorthwood13
Fucking earthquakes man
MarlinCivetta
I thought that was the funniest one. XD
TooLateChocolate
As a Chilean i confirm this
Samammoth
I did a snort so hard my deaf dog looked at me from that one
bobbyismoore
Samammoth
Why I'm laughing so hard at this
Panchg0y
CAN'T WAKE UP
SoDogeHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH
This one's favorite, but how he incorporated "aweonao" feels like he's honest Chilean. Never seen/heard that word in my life.
CristinStark
Jajaja, aweonao
SoDogeHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH
jay jay jay! awesome!
Espriteador
El wn aweonao, wn.
Wtfmynamewontwork
Why is it so funny? Is there another reference to something, or is it just saying that they have earthquakes a lot?
Sapphu
probably because it was so unexpected + that face tho
YourGosh
2nd most seismic country (32 per day); 1st and 5th biggest registered earthquakes, so yeah :)
CardboardEmpress
32 per day? Crumbs, that's a lot.
Fuzzynubz
How do Frenchmen shower? Same as you, Tu es con! First you face towards the wind, then *unzips*...
MonsieurLoup
Trop marrant je suis mdr t'es trop fort c'est une bonne blague
Fuzzynubz
I could only find the literal translation- "Too funny lol I 're too strong you is a joke."
lurkingcabbage
I lol'ed...
graou13
same as you connard*
BoxesofFoxes
That Jewish boy is fiiiiinnnneee
galadrl2meetu
I didn't expect to laugh but some of these are crazy funny.
cleveranduniqueusername
Hah. The Jew is probably kicking himself for not being Canadian. Our money is plastic and therefor, waterproof
mellowdrama
TIL
LeperLeperBlackandDecker
Yes but is it BPA free?
loraxofevil
GandalfsLawyer
The fabric used in U.S money smells ridiculous good, but only when wet. And it dries relatively quick
RadioactiveCanuck
Our money smells like Maple Syrup if you scratch it.
Caspooky
US money smells like chicken from being touched by many greasy chickennugget hand sausages.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
And just like Canadians the money is subject to UV degradation.
Chattcat
Nearly everything is prone to UV degradation. But polymer banknotes last about 2.5 times longer than cotton paper notes do.
Darohan
Same with Aussie money
HughGarse
In the UK we are introducing plastic money with £5 notes next year. Buzzing.
LoTRFanatic42
AND THE MAPLE LEAVES SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP IF YOU SCRATCH THEM
Impossibrew
isn't prone to melting tho? Canadian money wouldn't surive a Texas summer.
Chattcat
It can survive up to 140 degrees Celsius (284 F) so they'd be fine. The polymer substrate was designed and is used for Australian money.
XiroInfinity
I don't think it is prone to melting? They survive both the washer and dryer on high heat. It's not plastic.
greenking13
Let's be real here, we barely survive a Texas summer.
Sheari
Was in Texas in September once. Literally lost 10 pounds in a week in sweat because my Michigan body couldn't handle the heat
amoebasUNITE
This is a nice way, to see hot men naked in the shower. http://imgur.com/LvfYVf2
TopCat9
I lost my shit at the Chile guy, earthquakes man.
LlornDeIcamole
And 4 Australia???
WizardCatSaysWoosh
How do Aussies shower? Same as you, cunt! First we get nice and wet, then we OH FUCK THERE'S A MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER IN THE SHOWER!!!!
LlornDeIcamole
and all upside down!!!
BathroomHumor
Is that Canadian a man or woman?
MyPerception
I was wondering the same thing. Attractive either way...I think?
KingGox
Or attack helicopter. It's hard to tell these days.
randomstranger200006
Hmm either manly woman, man or a trans.
BathroomHumor
The wild, unkempt hair tells me it's a guy. But they could pass as a lady face so I'll allow it.
ShdwRrw
98% sure it's a woman.
randomstranger200006
That jawline doesn't look like it belongs to a woman.
BathroomHumor
https://tm-prod.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploaded/companies/429/people/1705-large.jpg?v=None Tell that to Sarahpls
ShdwRrw
I dunno, I have a few female friends with hard jaws. I could be wrong though.
tittiemcjiggleboots
DarioS
He thinks he's white
whooshby
College catalogs love him.
SovereignPhantasmia
TacoFlavoredBurritos
I have trouble believing hes not a mixed latino.
RadicalDud
But if a half white guy can call himself "black" (like Obama), then surely a white and Mestizo guy can call himself white?
GRIZtheninja
Are you sure? Cuz the "black" guy was pretty confusing to me. Lol
Goatflakes
God damn goo backs! Dey turkajerbs!
girIfriendinacoma
I'm ashamed to say when I read that one I thought 'is he even white?'
tommyfever
You can tell by the LED showerhead.
lexijean
Same here! Well, kinda... I was more confused as to why he was trying to pretend to be white.
kevinallover
White's such a social construct, all it took was my mom not learning Italian & marrying an Irish-American.
ShlongaDonga
Italians are technically Caucasian in geneology. Sooooo
kevinallover
Technically Arabs are considered white for this reason. Italians were seen in the same way 50 years ago.
ShlongaDonga
Italian is just as caucasian as Irish. You're as white as wonderbread bro. No shame it that. Enjoy the privilege!
markiel
Wait, italians aren't white?
kledeber
They are. Those naturally tan are a minority. Now, for those that don't see them as white, well...
LordNoodles
No, they're olive.
kevinallover
They weren't considered white in America before the 60s or so. There's a reason why most Italian Americans don't speak Italian anymore
kevinallover
Same reason 2nd & 3rd generation Hispanics don't speak Spanish as much.
markiel
so in consideration, no one is any race now.....
AlexanderGhostly
Is that Tommy Vercetti? http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/8/88/Tommy_Vercetti.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20120809013801
teddy42
Maybe the gay version?
Caspooky
Is there a rainbow coming out of the showerhead?
Efreeti
Something like https://www.amazon.com/LED-Shower-Head-Hose-Showehead/dp/B00CLPRM62
pearlypearll
I have one and it's awesome! Except that I ordered mine off of the app called "geek"
Caspooky
It's only 13.28$ how do I not have this already?!
HillOfBeans
They must be doing fracking nearby.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Surprised no one has done a How Gay People Shower yet. Maybe I should
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Do it
Caspooky
Film yourself showering and send it to me then please, so I, er.. can verify it IS how gay people shower. O_O ...For science...
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
*Says naively* "OK I LOVE SCIENCE!"
TastyTastyScience
I liked how others are nerds or otakus or Romanians and he has so little identity that all he can say about himself is "a white person".
classicwinger
it was the setup needed for the starbucks joke
StubbornViking
How are the others any different? I could make one "as an imgurian" but that wouldn't be any better or worse than if I did an ethnicity.
revcleo
one of the people is showering as a black person
IllegalDuckling
I feel like I will never read this specific sentence ever again.
ryanjoseph666
You were kind of correct. those other replies arent the same they capitalized the O
markiel
One of these people is showering as a black person.
DancingOnMyOwnnnnn
That American tank top though! Also wow Holmes, you got your finger on the trigger?
DoctorCatDog
Right?! Jesus H Christ learn some trigger discipline!
FFPatrick
Additionally, that is not the stereotypical american handgun
CaptainCiph3r
Beretta M9 style, or Taurus clone therof? Very popular. Yes, a glock would be a bit funnier, but M9 works too.
FFPatrick
Not really American though. Glock neither. Should be a 1911 or a single action revolver.
CaptainCiph3r
Except neither of those are the most popular American handgun, the Glock 17 and 19 are, with the 1911 following after that.
FFPatrick
Glock is Austrian, not American, even if they are made in Georgia. Being the most popular doesnt make you national. The Camry isn't Canadian
witchsword
I have met the icelander. He is a hood throat singer.
witchsword
I mistyped. I meant to say good. but this does look like an awesome mental image.
Redeyer
This word combo has my mind in the gutter
sarzaya
? I understand from the hood (inner city) I understand throat singer (Northern Mongolian style). But I don't understand hood throat singer.
koektrommel
It's when rap gets mixed with throat singing. Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
sarzaya
Thank you for brining this into my life!!! I was in Peace Corps there and loved the hip hop... This is so much more.
koektrommel
Cracked.com made fun of it once, but honestly. That stuff is great.
RevenantQDMG
That guy is white? OK. I wonder what I am then.
thatswildman
if that guy is white, i don't know what being "white" means anymore.
ProgeriaProstitutes
If he's not white, what is he?
thatswildman
as another mixed but white-passing person, im also trying to figure that out
abcImTalkinBout123
Don't worry. I'm sure society will tell you soon
RevenantQDMG
Not if I first identify myself as ubermensch trapped inside a human body.
ProgeriaProstitutes
He looks white to me? Or do you change races by tanning now?
WoopDeFrickenDoo
He's white-ish.
Redeyer
And he has a disco shower!
MonsterRooster
He's not white.
RadicalDud
Not to white nationalists, sure, but by both the lose informal idea of "White," as well as its dictionary definition, he is.
tooomanysteves
"White" and "black" are imaginary terms. The world needs to learn this.
PedestrianElectrobastard
As a non-American, I see one black guy and didn't register any difference in the rest.
Beshuu
Maybe it's just a tan. Damnit he can be white if he wants to!
jamiewritesfic
Ultra white: http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/multimedia/dynamic/00345/STH26INTERIORSPAINT_345767k.jpg
Sharararararar
Mayonnaise?
ifoundabritty
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
jamiewritesfic
I just pissed myself. Thanks a lot.
skolyr
I was going to say the same. If #8 is white, what am I? Vantawhite?
ooooooooko
Came back just to upvote
skolyr
<3
HocusP2
Yes that guy is white. Looking at his features, not at the tan.
RevenantQDMG
Well, that's what I did. You won't see anybody like that in Northern Europe. And swedes tan alot.
madamvastra
Most of my family's pretty brown. We've Native heritage but mostly don't know from which tribe(s), so "white" is all we can call ourselves.
RevenantQDMG
And the untold part about "native American genocide" is that there wasn't many of them to begin with, and they ended up mixing with
RevenantQDMG
Europeans and other tribes. Finnish people were actually few of the only settlers who got along with Indians, and so became the "findians".
RevenantQDMG
And FYI, back in the day Finns weren't considered white. So why ya'll sjw throwing the white privilege shit over here too?
Goatflakes
Says frigging who? You can be "Indian" or "First Nations" or "Native". Also there are genetic tests for ancestry...
madamvastra
There's a history of white ppl claiming Nativeness so they can have benefits meant for actual Natives w/ real ties to the community. ①
madamvastra
Legally, you also can't be categorized Native unless you can prove descent from specific tribe. Genetic tests don't cut it. ②
madamvastra
For those reasons, my family feels uncomfortable trying to claim a heritage we really don't have anymore. ③
ItsThoseZanyGermans
He's also gay, but decided to choose the less obvious one.
sterken
The tentacles one was already done, though.
mellowdrama
His showerhead is lighted??
bmjflow
You can get them to change color based on temp. Cheap crap heads, but you can. That guy is taking a cold shower.
mellowdrama
LOL! That is so funny that you know the temperature of the water. OMG, too good.
bmjflow
Example http://m.homedepot.com/p/Showerdoordirect-1-Spray-3-in-Temperature-Controlled-Color-Changing-Showerhead-in-Chrome-LEDSHTC/203795197
bmjflow
Apparently you can get some that don't monitor temp, and just cycle several colors. Less useful, probably still junk!