siecin

4323 pts ยท October 1, 2015


I am Alpharius.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck don't we have a single national day for primaries?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are fucking up the seal.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As an actor.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

They worked night shift.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There should be no age, name(?) or picture on your initial application. Name is the tough part because they have to call you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching a movie is harder than playing a video game?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I still don't know and don't care.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zoidberg is not pleased.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it was the same guy that voiced Chappie.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Nothing against anyone who has an engineering degree and all that jazz but are there more than 50 engineering schools in the world?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know what really grinds my gears?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was all like "SOME MOTHER FUCKER HIT THIS 2 YEAR OLD?!?"

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Woah there Jesus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here I am waiting for a Navy destroyer to pop up out of nowhere and get t-boned...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dem glutes!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

!orb trela reliops

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is nice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bitch is going to blot out the sun and you will lose.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He stopped outside and was like "WTF? Where's my get-a-way kaw?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idiots.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a humble guy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Third Rack on the Reich

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love that at least 35% of people are still in denial.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

wow. I've only met 2.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many years did it take you to learn to walk? And how many years did it take this AI to learn to walk? Now every other AI knows.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the same tattoo!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bitch sure as shit isn't married. Because when you are other women BETTER be inferior to her or you'll get slapped.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I did that at my college and the financial aid people said it doesn't matter. It's just a base % built in no matter what.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I POOP GOLD BITCHES!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0