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Nov 14, 2017 6:17 PM
Barbarian90001
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HighSlayerRalton
"Well-adjusted": hasn't tried to start a genocidal war since 2011.
CuttleFishOfCthulu
Hela looks like she really likes Chelsea Wolfe's new album.
WakingUpASlayer
When Batman did well all super hero films for got dark. Then Deadpool did it now everything's funny. Makes me sad there isn't more variety.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
SPOILERS ya little shit. I didn't knowwwwwwww
AmazonEmma
He wasn’t that well adjusted until the end of the first movie tho
ProffesorGoogle
Oh hell yeah well adjusted middle children away
TallLightnHandsome
Accurate... (and yes, I'm a middle child.) :)
ThorTheGod
Hela daughter of Loki.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Not in the movie...
VillainousRapscallion
enjoyed the movie hated what happend to planet hulk for it to happen though. Planet hulk would have been a beautiful film.
Rectunator
Well... death metal has lasted 16 years for me so far. Brb gonna go listen to some Dismember now.
custooom
This movie was the worst by far... I'm not even sure if I want to watch a Marvel movie again any time soon
PantherLady
What? It's impossible even for a God to be a well adjusted middle child.
AtheistNotAntiTheist
technically not a god. Just beings who live for five thousand odd years..
proracing53
myjimmiesberustled
Haha, dick move on the spoiler there. I've already seen it though.
KharnApproves
You mean spoiling something based off a belief system that’s about a thousand years old? Okay.
SigilAvali
The difference is that Odin cares about Thor. More than most middle children can ask for. (From a middle child)
fourballstwowheels
Fun fact: Hela is Loki's Daughter.
FlyingDogOfDoom
Fenrir too. Also Jörmungandr, the giant sea serpent that ultimately kills Thor, as well.
OnlyPixels
...In Norse mythology. Marvel modified it so Hela is Odin's daughter.
TheSwedishStag
Fuck marvel
PascalCasedUserName
Um.... Spoiler. Didn't know she was also a child... Thanks.
TheLordOfGiraffes
It’s not really a spoiler, they reveal it right at the beginning of the movie
PascalCasedUserName
Well it wasn't something I knew.
vitfall
As the youngest of three, I know I'm the favorite. Almost every youngest child does. It's the burden we bear.
fluffleupagus
I'm the second of four. I'm pretty sure I'm my mom's favorite (of the daughters, at least; I may be tied with my only bro who is the baby).
sQuimby
I think middle child conventionally is the one with Daddy/attention issues, no?
tanuki23
I dunno... middle children usually strives to become better than the elder... wasn't it called family constellations or something
imooforyou
I think all children have parental issues one way or another. I've definitely heard of the attention thing though.
TheNewAndImprovedUser
I've heard that middle children are usually good at developing relationships because they're like the "peace brokers/compromisers"
imooforyou
So not my middle brother. I'm the oldest, he's the nightmare child. He did get married first, but the wife is like him. Love him, but damn.
fluffleupagus
Sounds about right. I'm the middle of 3 girls. When my sisters start fighting, I'm the one they call to confide in or ask for advice from.
roscuro
But...hel is lokis daughter.
KickyFootDance
Death metal isn't goth dad
yifin
Which works because he's had little contact with her for years. He's massively out of touch with her generation. It's all the same to him.
gringogoth
Goths tend to listen to goth rock.Who would have thought.
Valana
Only came to the comment section for this. Thanks.
Vesinokkaelain
https://imgur.com/JwYjoNg
FlyingDeetus
Fucken THANK YOU. Kicky foot dance, solid name too ah yee
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
One of the best Marvel movies easily. See this
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Thor finally got his due
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
100%
ifounditunderthere
He has a sister?
RomeoEightJuliet
Obi-Wan was wise to hide her.
HoochIsCrazzy
Shhh....this is all. Dream...go see the new movie
ifounditunderthere
No. (I'll wait to rent)
StephNugs
I was going to do the same, but it's absolutely worth going to see. It's one of the best MCU movies, in my opinion.
DrunkKingOfImgur
In my experience (I know a lot of people from families of 5/+) the middle child is the attention seeker, the oldest is the well-adjusted 1/2
fluffleupagus
There are 4 kids in my family. The oldest is definitely NOT the well-adjusted one. She probably has the most problems out of all of us.
pandro
sometimes the oldest child seizes the rebel role from birth, so we second children have to take up the "responsible one" mantle.
fluffleupagus
I'm the second. I'm kind of the laid-back odd man out. I guess some would say I'm the responsible one though.
DrunkKingOfImgur
One, and the younger ones get progressively meaner/more mischievous for each child after the second. 2/2
AnimalAxeDarer
Yeah, this is more accurate.
imooforyou
My youngest bro is the sweet one. But yeah, really mischievous. Fucker was conning his way into R rated movies at 6.
TheLordOfGiraffes
My experience has been that the eldest child is the prototype child, like the first pancake in a batch, and then the middle one(s) are 1/2
TheLordOfGiraffes
Slightly better adjusted because one the parents knew how to parent by then and they were never the only child so they learned to take 2/3
TheLordOfGiraffes
Care of themselves more and learned off of what the older child was taught and from the eldest’s mistakes. Meanwhile the youngest one 3/4
TheLordOfGiraffes
Gets pampered and protected from the older siblings more and is generally more wanting for attention.
PhilMcrevice
How is Hela stronger than Thor, and still stronger when he becomes Odinforce Thor? And how is Surtur unstoppable?
d0o0o0d
Because that is what the plot required.
FlyingDogOfDoom
Well Surtr is unstoppable because he *is* unstoppable - All the gods united can't even stop him in the eddas.
PhilMcrevice
Let me rephrase, why is Surtur to only thing that can stop Hela? Even Odin said Thor was more powerful now, and Odin stopped Hela.
PMMeYourPopplios
she was a weak villain. I still loved the movie of course, but the movie didn't require a huge backstory for her
PhilMcrevice
We were robbed of a Hulk vs Hela fight, she needed to be knocked down a peg, being rag dolled by the big guy.
PMMeYourPopplios
PUNY GODDESS!
Textuality
In the comics, Hela is (physically) just as strong as Thor, a better hand to hand fighter, and has power over life and death, as well as a
Textuality
bunch of other sorcerous abilities. She has a lot of power because she gets a lot of souls in the afterlife, which grant her power.
PhilMcrevice
But Thor now has Odinforce. Which is stronger than Hela, it imprisoned her. I just hope they make Thor Rune King Thor.
Textuality
In the comics he does yeah. I'm not sure if the movies are going to use the Odinforce. Hela was stronger due to 'drawing power from Asgard'.
imooforyou
I thought it was pretty clear he still has no idea how to use his newfound powers.
Textuality
It's basically just the same powers he's always had. Mjollnir was just a way to focus them.
imooforyou
Right, but being that Odin didn't tell him till the end. It felt more like a power he has yet to master or even flex properly.
towhatdoiowethepleasure
This was such a good movie
vikingpunch
Faith in movies restored
Kasumiwumi
I don't mind being "that girl" at all. I hated this movie. Absolutely hated it.
custooom
Yeah it totally sucked, I just didn't leave the cinema because I paid too much for the tickets. Now I lost time AND money :(
turimbar
I'm bad at critique of movies. Why did you hate it?
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
I kinda hate that every Marvel movie is just an action comedy now. Gets old.
Mastogone
Not to be “that guy”, but I thought it was terribly disappointing. I had fun watching it, but I honestly thought it was...really bad. Imo
saintnicklaus
I felt that way about Logan, Wonder Woman, and Guardians Volume 2. I loved Thor though, I thought it was great fun and the comedy was great
RuFusDarK
imooforyou
"i had fun watching it.... FUCKING BURN IT! ITS HORRIBLE!"
Wolvenlight
It was a great movie. Great jokes. Issue was the jokes, however fantastic, were so frequent they took away some of the dramatic tension.
MittenMagick
I call this "Guardians Syndrome". Guardians 1, while a great movie, started this whole trend and I don't like it. Give me tension. Let me be
MittenMagick
sad when something sad happens. Don't immediately crack a joke right after a really cool character that has built up a huge relationship
MittenMagick
with the main character gets killed. Let me sit in that feeling and see how the character has an appropriate response to what happens and
Colofmeister
I liked it but it was super cliche. The whole, person dies, character can't defeat villian, ghost of dead character comes back to tell 1/2
PmMeGifsForSauce
I felt the same way. Like you could start to guess how everything was going to go based on past movies. I really hated the Sakaar prisoners>
PmMeGifsForSauce
in world war Hulk, every iteration but this one, they're brooding and in it for their freedom. Everything doesn't need to be a comedy.
Ben1045
It was kind of like an anime in some respects, I think. Like unlocking more power, the comedy relief, flash-back, Working with enemies.
Ben1045
Not Schindler's list, but the purpose of the story is to engage you and connect you to the characters and action. Did a nice job.
Colofmeister
Character the power was within him the whole time, character can now defeat villain. I looked everything else though
DarthFutuza
That's not really a cliche, it's more of a trope. It's basically every story with a hero ever.
superiorninja
Isn't Thor still can't defeat her in the end? He needs to revive that demon to kill her I think. But yeah, I get your point
Colofmeister
Liked*
BootyWrangler69
Thor couldnt beat the villian tho. He literally had to destroy Asgard to do it
wearywanderer
Wasn't it mentioned that he also draws his power from Asgard like her?
ThePunisherJB3
Asgard is a not a place, it's a people.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
peaceloveandgraffiti
MY FAVORITE! Hilarious!
Ezekiel117
Piss off ghost!!
thegreyeagle
Was a rock. Smooshed a guy with blades for hands (scissors). Destroyed by paper. Rock, paper, scissors. Well plays Watiti.
desertmanatee
In the comics he and his brothers talked like surfer dudes. They were dumb as a sack of rocks - going from planet to planet for thrills.
dylankubrick
*peemfleets
itsybitsyspider
That was by far the best character.
RomeoEightJuliet
Yeah, this whole place is a circle. Not a normal circle. Like... a freaky circle.
thatmomentwhenyoufartandalittlepoopcomesout
He was my favorite part of the new movie.
SaintCody
Probably my favorite character
SupraLove
“Hey min!”
SomethingsShadow
Paper beats rock
oneeyedgod
Piss off ghost!
Playerplaying
Another day, another Doug
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
The only people who showed up were his mom and step dad. And he hates that guy.
SuddenlySeymour
his accent is Kiwi as.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Taka Waititi wanted Korg to based on any Kiwi nightclub bouncer
LionSundress
I was waiting for the bro to come, was so happy when he said it
nomnombabies
Thor: Introducing Korg
TheBenevolentGeneralKrullAndHisGloriousNewRegime
*Korg: Introducing New Doug
r31830
Your hammer pulled you off?
evilgendo
darksamus8
hemmer
WolfPrincess69
Hemmah
DapperWaffles
Not enif pimphlets
StephNugs
I loved his character. The director of Ragnarok did a fantastic job voicing him.
siecin
I think it was the same guy that voiced Chappie.
BorgaSmorg
Nah, It was the director. However he was quoted as saying that the same quality of voice was his inspiration. Probably imitated his bud.
BorgaSmorg
He did direct the same actor in What We Do In The Shadows and the upcoming We Are Wolves.
FisterRobot0
And also Hunt for the Wilderpeople and Boy, both of which are excellent and also have Rachel House (Topaz) in them!
SuperBookNerd
Sounded a bit like Robin Williams at times. Made me feel sad.
WinchesterTavern
drewzzard
Always upvote taika
TacoBaby
Beleive is name is Korg, like corgi
meddy12
We're werewolves, not swearwolves!
YourWaifuIsTrash
Hype for We're Wolves!
meddy12
I'm so freaking excited about that!!!
ThrobbinHoodz
Oh hey man
BananaForScaIe
Hey there New Doug.
KnightSlayerTsorig
Another day another Doug...
theromen111
We’re gonna get on that ship there and fly away wanna join us?
sideshowbobisntmyusername
Yes please
softballguy
You look like you're in desperate need of leadership
WolfPrincess69
Why thank you!
softballguy
HorizonIsBored
Meik's ded, I stepped on em on the bridge. I felt so bad that I just carried him around all dey.
OmenRider
Oh wait, e's alive!
SomethingAboutBlue
What was your question?
CallumElsdonMcleod
Sorry what was your question?
kosherbeefcake
I really enjoyed Korg, and the idea behind him. Can anyone recommend any comics that have the same sort of merc main character?
iHaveNippleitis
The Fantastic Four?
ChimiFuckinChanga
Read the first Thor comics lol. He literally fought his people in the first issue
MostIndeedlySo
Didn't the beginning of Thor: Dark World also feature some stone golem giant thing that Thor smashes with Mjölnir?
FuckoTheClown
In Planet Hulk you find out that he literally fought Korg :)
Essseff
His mannerisms reminded me of the werewolves from what we do in the shadows, I loved it
HoneyWhereIsMySuperSuit
That'd be because Taika Waititi played/voiced Korg, as well as one of the vampires in what we do in the shadows, and directed both films. :)
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
We've got this stake, you can kill three vampires. Three vampires very close together - Korg
SilentScreamsX
Werewolves, not swearwolves!
PenisShapedPoops
I haven't seen it but I know he starred in it. Was it any good?
SatchmoTheMonster
It has, hands down, one of the funniest bits involving an animal I've ever seen put to screen.
IAmNotBrent
Yes, yes it is really good!
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
It's completely wtf but very enjoyable.
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
Is this a book series or TV show or what, I would like to know more
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magoslich
Thought it was New Zealanders judging by the kiwi accent
FindusSomKatten
*new zealand (i think)
MartyMcNugget
Correct, nothing to do with us tea drinkers.
igotbannedforpostingnsfw
It's a comedy movie about a group of vampires. You should definitely give it a look! It's awesome!
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Isn't she loki's daughter though
Rockhead451
Yep Hel is Loki’s daughter but Disney....and timelines
cattywumpus
Yeah, but so are a world-eating wolf and a 6-legged horse, so, like WTF Marbel, why didn't you include that?
coweatsrabbit
8-legged. 6-legged would be fucked up... ;)
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
In the comics, ya. They changed it for the movies. The comics' lineage is too confusing to sell in a blockbuster movie I think is why.
itsybitsyspider
Marvel changed it.
deadlyvenom354
You are correct sir
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Not in the comics
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
I think she IS in the comics, but just not in the movies? I am unsure now, anyone know for sure?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Ah you're right she is, my bad. Although supposed to be a different incarnation of Loki from the one in the comics themselves cos of..comics
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
yeah, "cuz comics" is usually the best answer to these things lol
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
The timelines and lineages are fuckin whacky town USA-ville. City. Metropolitan area.
GenghisMyk
Norse mythology in a nutshell. Loki, dont fuck that. Loki: Imma fuck that
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Put... Put your di- NO! STOP PUTTING YOUR DICK IN THINGS
BannedAssholes
Greek Mythology in a nutshell. Zeus stick his dick in something or Poseidon is angry.
trescatorcedieciseis
Or Zeus' wives
ArdentSlacker
Half of his solutions to problems involve fucking things. He birthed a race of dwarves to hollow out a mountain for a construction project.
FlyingDogOfDoom
Loki and Zeus would get on like a Valhalla on fire.
Haiddon
loki got freaky, but at least half the norse pantheon are direct decendants of odin. zeus is like both of them together
SoupX2
Loki is like the Norse version of Zeus
SideEffectsOfJuice
Loki is like the Barry Allen on Norse mythology?
SideEffectsOfJuice
(And/or vice versa)
commentisrelevant
Didn't he fuck a horse or something?
Glaedtr
He was the horse IIRC
The22ndDoctor
StrangePoster
No. He got fuckes by a horse :B he turned into a mare to distract a giant's legendary stallion and gave birth to Slepnir
EasyTriggerSpotted
All that and more today on "actual Norse mythology Or MCU tumblr fan fic?"
commentisrelevant
Of course, seems perfectly normal now I think about it
TheUseriestName
Turned into a sexy mare to lure this horse away from Thor and it's master, was too sexy and got caught and screwed, gave birth to Sleipnir
KaboomKrusader
I want to see them actually reference this stuff in the MCU. "Loki has kind of a bad history with horses." "I don't want to talk about it."
d0o0o0d
I refuse to believe Loki was incapable of outwitting a horse.
The22ndDoctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb4asEv4jz8
lakethatsme
Yeah, in actual Norse myth. And Fenris is his son too.
Boobs4Wade
Same in the comics.
wererat2000
And so's Slepnir.
god0fthunder
And Jörmungandr.
DoomSkuller
and the Midgard serpent
Helpingpeoplesometimes
It's Fenrir, you're thinking of DA2.
MesserAuditore
Fenris has 6-8 legs in Norse myth too, right?
Kuvajainen
Fenris is the giant wolf who bites off Tyr's hand and is chained until he breaks free and eats the sun in the Ragnarök.
StrangePoster
That's slepnir i think... which is also from loki but he's thr mother for that one
DoomSkuller
Sleipnir, yes. And Odin rides him.
MesserAuditore
Oh right the horse. Fuck Norse mythos is weird.
VaelistheOwl
Odins horse is also lokis offspring aint it ?
moricai
Yep, Loki is the mother to Sleipnir.
dawnshadow1161
Yup. Odin made a bet with a giant that he could not find a better horse than his and the giant world, so he had Loki bang a giant, so horse
d0o0o0d
IIRC, Loki banged the horse, not the giant. Well, he might have banged the giant too, but the horse got him pregnant, not the giant.
darkdragonempress
The actual myth was the giant got hired to build something and would only get paid if he finished it by the deadline. His only helper was 1
darkdragonempress
His horse. So Loki turned into a mare to lead him off. Some say Loki underestimated the speed and got caught and impregnated. But if you 2
jackskellington13
And Loki is actually Odin's brother, not his son.
RumpleBumpleStumpleLumple
Mom's a frost giant dads wodin ? Where tf did you pull that from?
Nightcaste
Allfather paradox
RumpleBumpleStumpleLumple
InoffensivePablum
Blood brothers, maybe, but no definitive literary proof shows when that happens, it is merely alluded to. Loki is the child of frost giants.
DorthLous
No, not in mythology. His origin is unknown, but it is alluded he was once like Odin until he saw a half devoured burned heart of a woman.
Astr0spaceCat
Who among has not been influenced by a half devoured burned heart?
DorthLous
Indeed. Odin being told the tale stops Loki fearing what would happen to him if he heard more (possibly not the end, thus.)