samiii

48 pts ยท October 5, 2012


Or lesbian, for that matter.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same here. And I'm not even a man.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I didn't need another reason to hate wasps, but thank you. I did not know that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't go wrong. Happy birthday, dude. Or lady dude.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know abortion isn't exactly "funny," but come on guys.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Housecalls? We could be on to something...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thanks, guys. It worked.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I went to Australia, they served our tour group seafood at the reef and an egg breakfast at a bird sanctuary. Cheeky bastards.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 1pm and I'm still sure I'll have nightmares. Thanks, buddy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, my money isn't any more. Take backsies.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP, what is she? My money is on French Brittany.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I want to read this. But I want to sleep. Maybe I'll remember this comment.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Aww, look at the smiley pupper dawg," tap "...fuck."

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Purdy pls?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I came back and logged in to favorite this one.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of the most reasonable comments I've read in this section.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Cool. Thanks for sharing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the best one?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY THE GIFS?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I'm sure his wife didn't release a sex tape with an R&B singer for the sole purpose of getting famous.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Policy aside, Obama's sass is a national treasure.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Slowlier... has a nice ring.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would have burnt that mother down.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote The Mitten. <3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that one about? I've heard it mentioned many times but nothing distinguishing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instead, Flint has city councilmen like Eric Mays and Wantwaz Davis. Google those two for a good laugh.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have a +1 for that title.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How?? Asking for a friend, of course.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The amount of truth to this...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0