roxy12

13587 pts · December 18, 2013


Yay! I’m so glad it’s finally reached you!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"really wish people were smarter about the tattoos they get"? How about wishing that employers caught up with the public and stopped caring

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They still have the receipt which ends: milk, butter, cheese, Spaniel

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When I was younger, my parents went to a big hypermarket with a pet section and came home with a puppy because of a similar situation :D

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're not used all that often, but if a private company can provide an ambulance service to an NHS trust for less than it costs them to...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, we absolutely don't.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

My dad got a basket full of shopping for -21p about 15 years ago and he's still pleased with himself

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure you can blow dry it into shape. I wouldn't use straighteners

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Episiotomies aren't the same of tears, and sometimes you have both and fucking hell its sore

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is genuinely brilliant and way above year 8 work. I'm sorry your daughter's classmates are so petty :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure how that could sound anything but insensitive. OP can't use your advice so why twist the knife?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Most of us aren't really sure. She just turned up one day and started being racist

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get this "look how old I am" stuff. The majority of people remember all this. I do and I'm 26.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did this as well, I am also a simple woman.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(not dead)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Crying my eyes out for you here, I'm so so sorry

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

I'm an O'Neil and spend so much time correcting the spelling from O'Neill - I can't imagine having to explain your spelling as well!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 and some people still think it's 100% effective because of the original hype about it which is a shame!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not 100% though. It was marketed as such for a while (now they say 99%+) so some women who got pregnant with it were quite surprised!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It can also make periods way worse for a few years, and isn't 100% effective as contraception, and is linked to all sorts of health problems

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm married and pregnant but I've definitely never done the washing and put it away in the same day. That's a much bigger achievement!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Kevin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or spend whatever the fuck you want because it's your money and your wedding

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My big tough dad cried like a little girl

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that one really stuck out on this list for because it doesn't come close!

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

One of the chicken nuggets is cut in half

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

...about a guy's height, but I have been made fun of for being the taller person before because a woman should be small.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We're always expected to be petite and feminine so being the tall one can make us feel butch and out of place. I don't personally care...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

16 greatballs and 14 razzberries on a fucking Squirtle last night

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0