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azertyxtra
imgur needs a metric/whateverthatis converter...
randomsausages
PaintHowYouReallyFeel
IAmSlightlyBelowAverage
MRW I'm 5'0 and she prefers tall guys.
LukeKarr22
Just wear some platform shoes. Done and done.
StuckInBetweeen
No one asks the tall guys what they want... I've had so many girls get triggered when I told them they were too short for me.
Khagaan
6'7" most my girlfriends were shorter than me... but tbh honest I really do like tall girls also.
boringfool
Who cares how tall they are? It matters how much money they have.
PEEPEEINDABUTT
HumanDiscoBall
Cancun.
Tylerm1
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WonderHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeBeforeImgurStopsMe
she needs burn heal
LukeKarr22
She doesn't deserve it. SUFFER WITH THAT DAMAGE EVERY TURN.
BattleGiraffe
Ive dated all 3, shorter, same height, and taller. Having no preference opens up your possibilities and that's a win win
iceinacup
I understand having a preference for your partner being taller than you. But I'm also 5'1, so nearly everyone fits that preference.
yamakachameleon
nobody cares it's ok...who wants pizza?
jetzzfan
As a tall guy (6'8"), I prefer the shorter ladies.
PinkProzac
;)
sasukate
I'm 5'0 and tall guys are kinda awkward for me but I don't generally prefer guys under like 5'5 or 5'7. That's just my preference
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
https://media.giphy.com/media/sgYcX1QqBGPsI/giphy.gif
PresidentFrog
Oh yeah I forgot having preferences isn't allowed. WHAT A BUUURN HAHAAAAAA
BHObiWanKendoobie
It's not that she has preferences, it's that she was being a bitch about it. The way she said it not the substance of the message.
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BHObiWanKendoobie
That's the point. Just say you aren't interested. You don't have to tell them they don't even qualify. That shit's rude yo.
BHObiWanKendoobie
I don't think I explained that right with the qualify bit. It's like - telling someone they're inadequate. "You're not my type" is better.
yamakachameleon
That was a good one
fuck123456789
This guy is a dick, gets rejected then calls the girl ugly, what a cunt
MlCHAEL
He didn't even get rejected. She just expressed a preference ffs.
imshibagel
Which is why he's a dick
MlCHAEL
I was agreeing with ZekeTheRedPanda. Idk how he got downvoted and I got upvoted lol.
imshibagel
So she said a preference but that she was willing to be open minded for him and he returns with that? The fuck
razorsharpspoons
Honestly it makes sense to me that people can have preferences, I like skinnier girls and girls can like taller dudes.
imshibagel
But according to this post it's funny that people put you down for it
BHObiWanKendoobie
She said she was willing to be open-minded and then continued to belittle him. He just gave her a taste of her own medicine.
imshibagel
The very last thing she said was she will be open minded. Not sure where you see her "continue" to belittle
BHObiWanKendoobie
That was rude. Allow me to start over; do you think the guy was being a dick?
razorsharpspoons
But being open minded is a great thing.
Slander7
Generally speaking, "I find you unattractive but I'm going to try be open minded lol" is a really awful thing to say to someone.
Slander7
To be clear, the preference isn't the problem, stating it is.
imshibagel
preferring tall is not calling someone unattractive
eggimage
I'm 2'67". I like women who are 4^89nm'"
exitparadise
I am 1.9061953040799915e-16 light years tall.
whatido
Best comment of the week
StagBeetles
Wait is that unit nano-meter-feet-and-inches??
eggimage
No it's freedom
Knight1967
You're 7'7"? Wow..
eckmasterflex
...sigh
ModusPonens
P sure that 4^89 nm is a spectacularly long distance
WowThatsStrange
4.04970916 × 10^28 light years...
ModusPonens
Also known as 8.6 quintillion times the radius of the universe
Nandabun
You can't anything larger than infinity.
eggimage
I prefer the term "well-rounded". I measure circumferences.
Ferne
whoa, oedipus
certifiablysatisfying
SuperDramaticFusion
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Zap117
6'1 from sweden says hello . im kinda short here
FoxPudding
5'2" here. I want to visit this land of giants.
Zap117
do it =)
SoundFuture
I can't wait to take a trip to Scandinavia for this reason. I want to see what it's like to not be taller than everyone else.
Zap117
where ya from =?
SoundFuture
South/Southwest United States. I'm 6'3" which is by no means absurdly tall, but I am almost always the tallest or near tallest in any room.
Zap117
thats "tall" but not extreme here
MlCHAEL
Really? She's allowed to have a preference. She wasn't rude about it, and she was willing to keep an open mind. Guy's a dick.
Twistysnacks
Nah this door swings both ways. If a guy said "I don't like fat girls" he'd deserve a clapback too
MlCHAEL
Not really. it would be the same if a guy said I prefer short girls. If a girl said I don't like fat guys it would receive the same hate.
MlCHAEL
Its also about how you say it. "I don't like fat girls" comes across very differently than "I prefer thinner girls."
Twistysnacks
Yeah true. I still think it's rude to state superficial preferences prior to a date.
MlCHAEL
I get that. Probably better to ask without stating preference. I wouldn't have been offended but everyone's different in that regard.
WhatRaySay
groaan. you guys are so bitter and passive aggressive. wasn't imgur's collective maturity supposed to get a bump with school starting again?
Varroth
That was just excuses.
tarataqa
Maturity bump? WTF is that?
shade0101
Im sure that went well
I3reeze
Eh, fuck her
Ophelis
Yeah, fuck people for having preferences. They should love ME no matter WHAT!
BHObiWanKendoobie
I mean, she was being a bitch. She could've just said she wasn't interested if she wasn't. And beggars can't be choosers.
Ophelis
she wasn't being stubborn. How do you know she wasn't interested; wouldn't her saying she'd still consider despite height prove she was? 2
BHObiWanKendoobie
"I'll TRY to keep an open mind to you obvious inadequacy." And she says it twice. I'd tell her to fuck off and wait for her prince.
Ophelis
How is she being a bitch for saying she has a height preference but will remain open-minded? Maybe if she said "no changing my mind", but 1
Spoonland
why are girls usually so obsessed with men heights? what's the point
skipweasel
Dunno, but I'm 17" taller than my wife.
MadamPuddifoot
How tall are y'all?
mac1222
Same reason tall women shunned sometimes
tarataqa
why do dudes like oversized fat orbs on my chest?
100yearsforevermorty
I don't get it either. I've dated guys shorter than me.
sphincubus
As a short dude I prefer short women. Not that I won't date a taller women I just find myself more attracted to shorter ones
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
People are attracted to different things, the trick is to not be an asshole about it
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
It's the first thing you see about a man. Being taller makes you more attractive. Just how it is.
Ophelis
Only until a certain point... there is such thing as too tall.
ANIMEJESUS
I'm 5'6 the best relationship I was in was with a girl who was 6'2. I liked getting a face full of pillows when we hugged, she was sweet 1/2
ANIMEJESUS
And we were really happy, but we had different goals in life so we went out own ways...
ScreamimgGoat
My mister is 5'5". But my sister won't date men shorter than 6 feet. She's almost 40 and still single
tarataqa
I'm 6'. Give her my number!
ScreamimgGoat
She's unnecessarily picky. But I'll do my best. She's also a large woman, is that a problem?
tarataqa
Do you mean large as in huge booty, or just fat?
ScreamimgGoat
Fat.
HexxTech
wonder why.
Spoonland
not to mention that, according to your userid, she's a 40yo goat. lol
SeraRelm
It's partly instinctual, partly societal, I guess. I'm shorter than my spouse but then we both have differing tastes than you, I expect.
BadTimesFriendAhead
For some inexplicable reason they believe that tall guy = big penis.
roxy12
We're always expected to be petite and feminine so being the tall one can make us feel butch and out of place. I don't personally care...
roxy12
...about a guy's height, but I have been made fun of for being the taller person before because a woman should be small.
Tergi
I think they believe that it is partly just instinct. Taller/Larger males better for protecting and providing? Probably missremembering
iamthisguy247
No I think you're right, a lot of our typical attraction is based on primitive feelings.
Promethianfire
Height is preceived to imply strength & virility, like large breasts and hips. Biological programming. I'm 5'8" I feel your pain.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
I get preferring tall guys, but they often have very specific height requirements. As a guy who's 5'11 and won't lie about it, it sucks.
603Kid
With boots on you're 6ft+, I'm 5'4" unless I wear stilts I'm not coming near 6ft, quit bitching
Spoonland
they often have very specific height requirements. I know. They feel the need to know (yep, talking about online dating)
clutchthepearls
Just say you're 6ft. That 6 is the magic number for some reason and you're close enough that they won't even notice.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
I'm not single now so it isn't my problem but http://imgur.com/84IlVEO
Jasperman62
As a 6'5" guy I don't see the problem ;)
Spoonland
I'm 6'1'' tbh but I still don't see the point
vanscot
You're way too up high to see it. :P
grimbor
But, I bet the view is great!
Cincinasty
Dated a girl 4 inches taller than me. Missionary sex was great because her boobs were right in front of my face.
ShawnS4362
KiittySushii
Because we're allowed to like what we like just like you're allowed to like what you like lol.
marody
Fine. Then let me fat shame.
KiittySushii
Um. No. I don't shame short guys. I just don't like short guys. You can dislike fat girls, you can't shame fat girls because they're fat.
Ophelis
It's not fat shaming to have a preference for non-fat people, just as it's not height shaming to have a preference for tall people.
Ophelis
It becomes shaming when you treat them as lesser beings because of that one characteristic alone.
marody
You can change your weight, you can't change your height
Ophelis
And people have control over their sexual preference? What about people that prefer blue eyes to brown? Is that brown eye shaming?
Ophelis
That example isn't sexually oriented, so I pose another; is preferring large breasts 'small breast shaming'?
nudistpriest
Girl here; I can't speak for all women, but I've dated guys who were shorter than me and it made me feel weirdly masculine.
charliegrs
Yeah Im a guy and the few times I dated a taller girl I felt like.... A girl...
Zoso000
yea I've heard girls like to feel small and feminine...which a large guy can provide
WalterMatthau
http://57.media.tumblr.com/4362e9d320f66bbacde1eb4b076b06e7/tumblr_nujsah3Rt91ry46hlo2_400.gif
Mastahkeef
I'm a guy and opposite for me. I've not pursued some female because they were taller and it made me feel weird. Nothin wrong w/ preferences
failphins2
That makes sense. What doesn't make sense is girls near 5'0" treating any guy under 6' like he's short. I believe everyone is allowed their
failphins2
preferences though, be as picky as you want as long as you're nice about it.
PineappleBish
Can confirm
Firsthope
Not all girls. I'm 5'6" and my ex was 6'6" of douchbaggery. My current hubby is 5'6" and it is awesome!! It could be bc he's not a douche...
MadamPuddifoot
Your "current" hubby?
indianajonesv2
it kinda sounds like you intend to replace him by saying current :P
notabrainlet
LOL she's waiting on a version 2 of the current hubby to upgrade. New and improved taller features.
Firsthope
No:) I have 11 years invested in this one!
Twistysnacks
When you're 5'1" isn't EVERY guy tall?
upvotehypnotoad
She wants guys tall enough she doesn't need to kneel down to suck a dick
RubyNecklace
As a 5'1" girl, yeah basically. It does mean that any guy under 5'5" makes you feel like a pedo, b/c usually only kids are near same height.
abundantbadgers
Wait, YOU feel like a pedophile because THEY are TALLER THAN YOU?
InnocentReever8
Yes
tickleguts
Yes!
BronzeLeaguePro
Wait. That's 150 cm. How do you function in society when you're so short? Do you shop for clothes in the kids' department? :o
dangerkitty
I suppose it depends on what they mean by tall. 4 inches taller than her? 5'10"+?
FloppyPankake47
She was saying the guy is 5,1
tarataqa
*triggered*
junebug2
I almost never notice how tall other guys are unless they are really close to my height (5'2"). It normally doesn't even register to me.
fedthepoopy
Okay Im a shorter guy and idc if a girl doesnt like me for my height... Ur attracted to what ur attracted to...
ThatOneChickYouAllForgot
That's what I say! I'm 4'11.
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Sinsculpt
How could we forget you?
Danmanbadman
I didn't forget you...
Twistysnacks
I did
Sawsomebullshit
What's that like? Is it cool?
ZombiHugs
Dibs!
WrathCore696
Is easy to help you with a keg stand
11S27Y10
I'm 4'9! Everyone is taller
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Tuvano
wtf why
abundantbadgers
They got ambushed because they thought he was still really far away
DoYouSleepLateBecauseOfMovies
wat
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
Yeah. Most of the male population would be taller than her. Plus large height differences can make certain sex positions really challenging
HatsAreEssential
I have to bend way over or totally slouch just to kiss my GF. I'm only 11 inches taller.
VoltageOf50orAbove
I'm a foot taller than my wife. Never had problem with a position due to the height difference. maybe we just aren't going exotic enough
Gorapora
It's not actually based on relative height though, but social value. The 6 ft marker has a lot of prestige in our society.
McNarth
Speaking from experience, some well placed pillows and a little imagination can overcome any obsticle.
MikeG1218
I never had problems. I dated a girl for 6 years who was 5' even and about 100 lbs. I am 6'2". Actually, I found it gave us more optionsI
poets
Like you can get a blow job without her getting on her knees
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
I'm a 6'0 girl. Fuck those 5'0 girls who only date guys over six feet. They're ruining my options.
AFlyingPrius
Sup?
HeshTK
I'm 5"5. So considered short for a guy. But have always preferred taller girls lel
emerwee
Stay strong sister!
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I'm 6 foot and I want a girl as tall or taller than me, trust me, us guys who don't need to be bigger are out here <3
StuckInBetweeen
I'm 6'4" and me and most of the tall guys i knew (College basketball team) only dated taller girls so... there's that haha.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
Bless you and your friends.
SomethingOffensive
Feel free to go for short or same height. Wife and I are both 5'11". We can drive each other's cars without adjusting the seats.
Pawntoast
Unnatural
conniecpu
My fiancée and I are the exact same height too, that's one of the best parts ;)
almostsomething182
Hmm... well now I need to find a 6 foot girl, because that sounds magical.
SomethingOffensive
@maybethedildoateyourbaby
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
Well hello there.
almostsomething182
Are... Are you trying to set me up? My wonderful cupid <3