112658 pts ยท January 14, 2019
I don't like cats. They'll eat your face.
I believe so. And I want no part of it.
The power to time travel, but only within n your lifetime and only on your birthday. Your birthday is on leap year and every time you use your power you age 10 years, that s shortening your life and the amount of birthdays you can jump to.
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I think that guy just took his wallet
#3 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmN1bDUyNmY5bTNyN2tpaGZsaWxydWo4emFwbnB0cWZ0OWVseWl1MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb/200w.webp
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Probably because if it's on your back it's easier to pull you back.
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What's the charge? Disrupting a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!?!
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This might seem like pointless pettiness, but speaking as an American who walks amongst the mouth-breathers that this would utterly chap their asses and I'm all for it. https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Mnc1MXZkbjl5NTB4ZHYzb3QzOHl0a3RlNXI1dnF6NWFuZDMxY2g5MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QBKagmzOgZnqadpx3B/200w.webp
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That's some main character energy, right there.
He's going to be Yoshi in the Mario Galaxy movie
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Well, she's a knockout. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXBndGxsMGw1eTJyZXBvN2tueDU0N2xrMmRxOHZmOG5rdG51bXpicCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mWNPTJ1zx6Aj5a7CVx/200w.webp
#1 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YTc5Zjk2M3JhbTV1OXltbTY3MzJkYWV1Mmc1ODlibm1qdGxvam9hZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JB8ia4q9sfSDe/200w.webp
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Awww him just a baby.
I had shingles a few years ago. I have never felt pain like that before or since. I was delusional and hallucinating. I had to be sequestered away from everyone for fear of spreading my infection to those not yet able to vaccinate. I thought I was going to die. I wouldn't wish it on my worse enemy. But him, yeah. I hope it's shingles.
#9 So if a bird killing a bird is durder and the bird is a crow, and the crow kills a group of their female offspring...Ermagurd! That bird durdered a murder of their durders!
Knuckle Puck time!
Wait a second...penguins can't fly... PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!
No worries there. She's the master of unlocking. But, Barry. Where's Barry?
Victory is life!
Can we close our eyes as a community and just will ourselves into a reality where this two are president and VP. I don't care who is who. Please...please.........
I believe so. And I want no part of it.
The power to time travel, but only within n your lifetime and only on your birthday. Your birthday is on leap year and every time you use your power you age 10 years, that s shortening your life and the amount of birthdays you can jump to.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dGttMDl1cXBlYjFmaTg2MjU1ZXp5ZDJob3VoM3QxNm5oaXptdmNjcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs/200w.webp
I think that guy just took his wallet
#3 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmN1bDUyNmY5bTNyN2tpaGZsaWxydWo4emFwbnB0cWZ0OWVseWl1MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb/200w.webp
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Probably because if it's on your back it's easier to pull you back.
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What's the charge? Disrupting a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!?!
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This might seem like pointless pettiness, but speaking as an American who walks amongst the mouth-breathers that this would utterly chap their asses and I'm all for it. https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Mnc1MXZkbjl5NTB4ZHYzb3QzOHl0a3RlNXI1dnF6NWFuZDMxY2g5MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QBKagmzOgZnqadpx3B/200w.webp
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That's some main character energy, right there.
He's going to be Yoshi in the Mario Galaxy movie
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Well, she's a knockout. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXBndGxsMGw1eTJyZXBvN2tueDU0N2xrMmRxOHZmOG5rdG51bXpicCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mWNPTJ1zx6Aj5a7CVx/200w.webp
#1 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YTc5Zjk2M3JhbTV1OXltbTY3MzJkYWV1Mmc1ODlibm1qdGxvam9hZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JB8ia4q9sfSDe/200w.webp
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Awww him just a baby.
I had shingles a few years ago. I have never felt pain like that before or since. I was delusional and hallucinating. I had to be sequestered away from everyone for fear of spreading my infection to those not yet able to vaccinate. I thought I was going to die.
I wouldn't wish it on my worse enemy.
But him, yeah. I hope it's shingles.
#9 So if a bird killing a bird is durder and the bird is a crow, and the crow kills a group of their female offspring...Ermagurd! That bird durdered a murder of their durders!
Knuckle Puck time!
Wait a second...penguins can't fly... PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!
No worries there. She's the master of unlocking. But, Barry. Where's Barry?
Victory is life!
Can we close our eyes as a community and just will ourselves into a reality where this two are president and VP. I don't care who is who. Please...please.........