I'm a genius, who believes he can do anything, doesn't like rules, and is highly motivated by food. Also, I have issues but who doesn't? When it comes to life, I was put on this planet to fart around and have a good time. When it comes to the Internet, I was put on these "series of tubes" to be an unusually intelligent annoyance. Also I have a cat; she used violence to tell me that she doesn't want me to take pictures of her. Message received.
So, what you're telling me is that I can trade Auntie Anne's pretzel's to any minimum wage worker in exchange for deeds and services. Good to know. Thank you for the advice.
Counter Argument: the average american voter doesn't fully understand any (if at all) of the words you just said and therefore all distractions are rendered moot.
Whatever federal agent tasked with monitoring my browsing history is probably either very confused, about how instructions of monopoly relate to the orbital patterns of Neptune's moons, or several disturbed, about the weird things I google in the middle of night when I'm feeling "curious". Didn't even know "NSFW spiders" was a thing and I hope, whoever you are, that you have great mental health insurance.
I feel the strange need to invite you both to every party ever....
Oh, don't worry about it; ẅ̷̩́̄̐ȇ̴͙̦͕n̵̛͉̽̎d̷͔͙̄ǐ̶̗͍͌͘ĝ̶͕̤̘ǒ̴͉̓͜s̵͎̹̼͆͂͊ ̵͖̅̀͆ļ̴̙̓͜ó̶͈̞̖o̷̹̊k̸͎̇͠ ̴̣͈͝ͅň̵̙̓̇ȍ̴̧̂͒t̷̝̦̿͂̅h̵̛͔̐i̸̭̣̐n̴̳̜̎̑̎ǵ̴͜ ̶̱̕l̸̼̆i̷̥̎k̸̗̹̽̏ë̴̩͖̘ ̵̜̗̌͝t̷͝ͅh̴͇̱̍͊̅a̶̯͓̩̾́ţ̶̲̓.̸̬̝͇̉̈̀.̵̝̣̄.̸̨̝̪̄̔
I'd love to disappoint her for five minutes.
If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the sexiest part or the female anatomy is the foot; for reasons I neither understand nor want to comprehend...
AHHH!!!!; Anatidaephobia!!!
Devil's Advocate; Why?
I'm good at other things...
You and me both m̶a̶n̶, ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ individual, we will share this shame together for I have done so as well.
"Donald Trump hates pets and pets hate Donald Trump". "If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough, and yet there's more."
That's because I need to go to bed soon. No complaints; you do you. "Tradition is peer pressure from dead people", which is a nice way to say "F#ck you, I won't do what you tell me to do." You live your life however you want because you don't answer to me or anyone else; in all honestly, why would I even care...?
A challenging wank but mamma didn't raise no quitter...
Also, have you accidentally ever shitted yourself?
Nice to see you again. What is your greatest fear, your greatest joy, your greatest loss, and the source of the strength you find to continue persevering despite the odds?
"Dude, Wear's My Car?" reference; love it!
Sounds awful IMHO....
"Telling People Either What They Already Know Or Don't Want To Hear, With Science -Some Guy."
Good!
Thanks, I hate it...
That's fair...
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that might just be ink on a piece of paper; I'm still not 100% certain...
You should get into the habit of "sleeping until noon." Shits great yo...
I wonder what power this Devil-Fruit will give me when I eat it? Only one way to find out...
You're not very nice.
Even better!
"Fight the criminal's, chase the bad guys, Save the world, fly through the sky, Half kid, half amazin', Ok, Static Shock, who you facin', Yeah, one zip, then you zapped, Good against evil, get trapped, Look in my eyes, I got the power, Villains run from the static shower. Superhero Static Shock..."
Technically, he would die then shit himself; but that works too.