I'm a genius, who believes he can do anything, doesn't like rules, and is highly motivated by food. Also, I have issues but who doesn't? When it comes to life, I was put on this planet to fart around and have a good time. When it comes to the Internet, I was put on these "series of tubes" to be an unusually intelligent annoyance. Also I have a cat; she used violence to tell me that she doesn't want me to take pictures of her. Message received.