pericynthion8

450 pts ยท January 3, 2017


Wow. Just wow.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Existence = consent

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turn on the windshield wiper

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Expecting to see previous rover up on blocks

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How could the screen saver be invented before the computer?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's . . .

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marijna is actually the right spelling. Someone smoking marijna told me. His name was Jn.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A horde of barefoot moms was coming, and this is the only effective defense

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a Mickey Mie comment

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They don't show the cat voluntarily entering in the first place, so I have to wonder if a human spun it up and then threw the cat in there.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The little leafy flecks just stick harder when they're wet.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they're shifting the hole to the side.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You had me at reindeer taint

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

~Ron White

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's not that the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The laws of evolution contort the clay into twisted shapes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, but you do get a free yogurt.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such gills irony

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So why do we let them into the country?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote daft cretins

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gaia owns it all.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

attack of the dildrones!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do extroverts have prolapsed personalities?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

llama needs a lint roller

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was actually Jeff.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 months in solitary for conspiracy between two haploid gametes to fill countless diapers with doodie

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah. Push down on the front end and the back end rises up a bit. Taught that trick to my wife. Now she thinks I'm Gandalf.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0