Jul 30, 2021 1:16 PM
Herebychoice
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Youhavinagiraffe
Source?
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
NotToBeTHATGuyBut
This leads me to believe at least one is forklift certified. Is it Kermit? I bet it's Kermit. He can do anything.
KingZulu
They can still fork you up.
FrogBotherer
It's not their fault, most fork lifts don't have frog-accessible controls.
warrenwoodworks8888
There's a non-zero chance that you will one day be run over by a forklift being operated by a frog.
firesurfer
... unless he is visiting from France.
SLCtechie
Stopping giving them so much hate for this! It’s not their fault they croak when it comes to test time!
HeadJamistan
Yeah, there's no need to be hopping mad.
TheInitiated
Caterpillars, on the other hand...
aerodynamit3
TongueLasher
Notice they didn't say ALL frogs
FaithAlone
Does this imply some frogs are forklift certified?
Shawn626
narniasreal
Did you know you can tell a frog's sex from the size of its ears?
YuffieK
I am interested in seeing one that is though
Justzissguy
Please see top comment.
DemSumBigAssRidges
They're too busy having all the sex.
cardinal29
Thebeardedrhinocerous
Animal faaaaaacts!
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
But piss off one of the ones who is and bro you fucked.
GMOmonsterMadeFromAutisticVaccines
onecowboytoo
Yeah, but Alex jones says a lot of the are gay like @op.
ActionJohnnie
WhatUpDog3000
Bold statement, what's the sampling error on that stat?
AkaStarLord
Well the vast majority of humans aren't either!
DrDantheMedicalman
Wraid
More animal facts!
pericynthion8
So why do we let them into the country?
Jayboots
S'true.
Randomice
calamarionastick
thanks for the laugh
potentiallyunsafe
I dunno, looks like a toad to me
Stop labelling them. They may identify any way they want to.
Trastion
It does say "the vast majority"...
mistaopportunity
...that is a highly specific pic.
The Internet provides.
Bebert1932
The Internet giveth, and the Internet taketh away...
hackller
froglift!
Easykehl
v
SergiousMaximus
This statement implies that some are?
PhoenixLord
I mean, I assume there are at least some French people that are certified.
ExecutorHideo
What Kermit does in his own time is his business, not yours...
That is correct, although I have not found one yet. Full disclosure, I haven't tried looking either
4vie
... Maybe check in France? :)
Youhavinagiraffe
Source?
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
NotToBeTHATGuyBut
This leads me to believe at least one is forklift certified. Is it Kermit? I bet it's Kermit. He can do anything.
KingZulu
They can still fork you up.
FrogBotherer
It's not their fault, most fork lifts don't have frog-accessible controls.
warrenwoodworks8888
There's a non-zero chance that you will one day be run over by a forklift being operated by a frog.
firesurfer
... unless he is visiting from France.
SLCtechie
Stopping giving them so much hate for this! It’s not their fault they croak when it comes to test time!
HeadJamistan
Yeah, there's no need to be hopping mad.
TheInitiated
Caterpillars, on the other hand...
aerodynamit3
TongueLasher
Notice they didn't say ALL frogs
FaithAlone
Does this imply some frogs are forklift certified?
Shawn626
narniasreal
Did you know you can tell a frog's sex from the size of its ears?
YuffieK
I am interested in seeing one that is though
Justzissguy
Please see top comment.
DemSumBigAssRidges
They're too busy having all the sex.
cardinal29
Thebeardedrhinocerous
Animal faaaaaacts!
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
But piss off one of the ones who is and bro you fucked.
GMOmonsterMadeFromAutisticVaccines
onecowboytoo
Yeah, but Alex jones says a lot of the are gay like @op.
Thebeardedrhinocerous
Animal faaaaaacts!
ActionJohnnie
WhatUpDog3000
Bold statement, what's the sampling error on that stat?
AkaStarLord
Well the vast majority of humans aren't either!
Thebeardedrhinocerous
Animal faaaaaacts!
DrDantheMedicalman
Wraid
More animal facts!
pericynthion8
So why do we let them into the country?
Jayboots
S'true.
Randomice
calamarionastick
thanks for the laugh
potentiallyunsafe
I dunno, looks like a toad to me
Randomice
Stop labelling them. They may identify any way they want to.
Trastion
It does say "the vast majority"...
mistaopportunity
...that is a highly specific pic.
Randomice
The Internet provides.
Bebert1932
The Internet giveth, and the Internet taketh away...
hackller
froglift!
Easykehl
SergiousMaximus
This statement implies that some are?
PhoenixLord
I mean, I assume there are at least some French people that are certified.
ExecutorHideo
What Kermit does in his own time is his business, not yours...
Herebychoice
That is correct, although I have not found one yet. Full disclosure, I haven't tried looking either
4vie
... Maybe check in France? :)
cardinal29