obzelite

545 pts ยท February 3, 2011


you think its dumb that people get to send you to war while they sit at home?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

my oleman was an a grade asshole, havent seen him in 20 years, found out he has cancer. bet the cunt won't leave me anything.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm done with fucking secret santa, go out of way to send fucking awesome shit like this and 3 fucking times now i've got used books.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i guarantee she squats, gf is this thicc and works out for 90 mins a day.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's a strange world when a long haired tattooed rockstar exhibits traits you wish your president had

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

the most amazing thing here, you're still married.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when you have to tell someone youre not a creep, you are.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

yawn.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

we dont need to see the video to know hes not a fruit fan

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

id have taken my chances and climbed a blade

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

just film the chick next time

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

source?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

sweet. submitted.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"you gangbanged your mates new girlfirend at university, she doesnt recognise you. do you tell your mate"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you want this take off internationally like Cards Against Humanity then you're going to have to cut the slang.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mine fits into any cupholder. the benefits of not having a kids clasp and an actual strap.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

40 year old women put out, which is good for a 40 year old guy like me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i know what id like to conceal in her

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

like walking into a copshop, headbutting the first officer and thinking you can walk out. you stupid fucks are dead men walking

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suatmm

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking crazy you even need this shit, guess protect and serve is pure bullshit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

so basically a notebook then, because technically it should be blank

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i just punched that button thru the desk

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im stealing that idea

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck you and your awesome wife. i'm going home with mrs palmer

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

all these mass shooting in the states, how come no one has this pigs head mounted on a wall yet?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

as a dad, i understand that emotion

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ketchup

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

a pond and a stone wall cost money to open? no wonder the us government is fucked.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

will smith, really? he's the same same guy in every movie. there is no character, its just will smith.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1