nihilzero

6383 pts ยท December 23, 2013


YES, I AM THE RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why is Chandler talking shit to Uncle Jesse right in front of this treasured moment?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was a faceswap until the photo on the right looked real. It took me a good 20 seconds to realize how big kids' heads are.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 FOR YOUR USERNAME! I'm a big fan of Clue and Madeline Kahn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, a resistance against the survival instinct, to me, seems extraordinarily rare. I am a proponent of overcoming obstacles for goals.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IMO People have a right to die if that's what they want. Life is NOT a commodity.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am going to replace all vowels with O from here on out. woll HORO on OOT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O Plostoc Tobo? this is actually carbon fiber!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit I should have read the other comments first.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But oxygen in blood isn't dissolved into aqueous solution. It is chemically bonded with proteins.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, he doesn't understand Italian, either. So this post checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I love sex acts named as [City Name]-[innocent noun]. I'll reward you with a San Diego Thank You.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a great dog.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at how hard that dog's tail wags. That is true elation.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

League Game, smoke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck that keyboard's lack of a 10-key pad. Am I supposed to do calculations with the numbers above the letters like a goddamned barbarian???

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

God Bless Bob and David. Let us pray.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a stupid test from a shitty girlfriend.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

How do you gals decide what to get for dinner? This has been a problem with every woman in my life.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I was gonna ask which one you were in the group photo outside the pharmacy tent. Didn't wanna assume you were the white guy. But you were.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had snow actually hit the ground here in FL. In '89.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0