Florida Man prepares for Hurricane
"Honey, will you let me know if my Halloween decorations are getting too morbid?" "I'll let you know."
One of Florida's many conveniences.
Was she a great big fat person?
In the 12th grade my English literature teacher taught us that foreshadowing doesn't exist.
No-Refund Policy
The Greatest American Baked Macaroni and Cheese
Not OC. But funniest thing I've seen all year.
Surely, I cannot be the only one who misses reading the insane headlines from the Weekly World News in the checkout line.
Confectionary Science, Lesson 1: Fudge.
Swipe fuckin left.
When people use this meme without rhyming the first part with "Surprise"
Klaus' Cake Day
I also love the metric system.
She sounds nice...but hold the manure, please.
The Magic of Absinthe, my favorite Adult Beverage.
You're gettin' Old, John.
Sick of all the tiny tools on Imgur today...So I Google Image Searched for "Huge Tools"
A story about the hole in one's soul from commenting too late and having the best goddamned pun of the day.
When my day culminates into an American Midnight snack and Imgur.