mtmonkey

9739 pts ยท September 30, 2010


Butts.

Sitting around waiting for Flick to roll through town so I can sell the 60 spiders I'm hoarding to him instead.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in love with my Casper mattress. Arrives vacuum sealed in the mail and POOF expands upon opening.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ISAC? On MY imgur?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drive thru locations I've always helped out at have been dead in the lobby.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Knew it was fake when they said that there were 10 people in line behind them at a drive thru store. No one goes into the cafe there.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Can confirm the Gen X stories, having watched my brother raise my two very bratty, very spoiled nephews.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crono, Ayla, and Marle for me.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing like some stray kpop memes to really confuse people.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

There are some covers that play at work that make me legitimately mad.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cats, Cute with some cats, and Cute but not cats. I know what I'm about.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got to meet him once. He's real short. Told my 6'4" friend that he would have to start by kicking him in the shins to take him down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. I've have had my account since it was being sold at 25% off during beta. Don't think the under 18s can say the same.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My brother passed from pancreatic cancer a week after his wedding. He fought the fight for two years and was finally able to let go.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was fired from my first job via my parents. Boss at the gas station I worked at in HS told them to tell me when they stopped in.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've thought of this image every winter since. Moved here five years ago from MI. It still boggles my mind.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I promise we're not doing this on purpose, but we're human. Mistakes get made. Just tell us for the love of god.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give me Dancing Mad and Liberi Fatali. Say what you will of FF8, the music was amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me with Law&Order: SVU.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You. I like you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's another post that goes along with this one that gives context. We only have half the set here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend's knight and my priest got married. By Santa.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what I get for typing on 2 hours of sleep.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cane down here to ask that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you think I saved that one in the first place, I also love that shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this on a constant basis and she just lets me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A rule that has worked out in my favor. finger guns

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Honestly, I just like the phrasing of "what is the square root of fuck (insert thing you're mad about)"

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0