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Cat tax!
KatyKatyKatyyy
+1 for jomny
TJG45
#15 Yes, someone found a way to explain how I feel.
Onennon
My favorite meme is probably the Russian translations like #10.
aPeniss
This was excellent thank you.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
#9 where you aren't thirsty, but you need something to eat but you don't want food. I usually fix it with flavorless shaved ice or snow.
RubelliteFae
Minecraft spans two generations. Roblox Generation is better for those younger than Millennials.
emiliato
i dont understand #12
constantblathering
Mutuals are people who you follow who are also following you.
Pataar
#11 I'm watching Heroes and Angela was eating oysters, alt tabbed to read "All I Want For Dinner Is You"
chunkofcheese
Upvoted purely for the accurate title
constantblathering
I have no reason to lie-
flamingflamingo
#5 Made me lol, but it's not true.
EBlade19889
Okay, but why is the balance $.33 less than the cost of Monster Ass?
coldxtreme9
Based off the $6.66 I'm guessing if you buy Monster Ass, you're going to hell.
kniranjang
#13 you know what they be telling about a man with big feet
forsale90
#38 In the original photo this refers to, the guy who is shot was a murderer.
Merwini
Yeah, the picture is comparing homosexuals to... a guy who killed women and children? SJWs have never been accused of being smart, I guess.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Worked as a mechanic long ago. We had two shop cats. Fart and Turd.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Standing in the parking lot yelling their names so we could bring them in and lock up was always fun. Never got old.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
AWESOME
Itwasmyname
*looks nervously at #7 *
zoomer296
Dance, you stupid feckers
kitchennightmare
Chef Boyardee is not a fictional chef
qyrriqat
Good old Ettore Boiardi, who apparently believed that the average American could not pronounce "Boiardi" without help.
Acidburner93
Bon apple tea.
SirRazor1
Bone smack the teeth.
StupidIdeaMaschine
#2 sounds like Dr.Zed
Keicars
#37 that's tide pods. They're called tide pods. Jacksfilms is right, January memes are garbage.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
#8 my parrot's name is Phillip. No regrets.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
I forgot to mention my goldfish PeterGeorge and Albert. Great guys.
constantblathering
We named the classrooms goldfish Robert.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
thats an excellent name
constantblathering
But we all called him asshole. The teacher never caught on.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
POOR THING
ArchangelValkyrie
I swear ta frick. #39 needs to be bookmarked. All that stuff is stupidly possible.
constantblathering
So far the inside out shirts and screaming thing have happened.
AnthonyHetrih
What about the Knuckles meme? Is it more annoying than Rick Rolling?
Munnin41
That second to last one already happened. That chick that shot her boyfriend bc they thought a book could stop a bullet
Stuntminer202
That was 2017 tho
Munnin41
True. And the internet is stupid enough to repeat it
Makardia
I didn’t realize that having an interest in bugs made you autistic by default.
constantblathering
It's called a special interest, autistic people tend to get them. It's where we fixate on one subject we enjoy.
constantblathering
Mine was dog breeds for like a year during elementary school
constantblathering
It's also referred to as 'hyper fixation' and can also be found in other disability's
orangeorangutan
The rat poison challenge was oddly prophetic
TrebleClefy
Tide Pods. It's happening. A few people died from it already, I think?
ILoveTomHiddleston
Did they really die? Omg this is really happening. And i kinda enjoy it. Let them kill themselves if they want to.
TrebleClefy
THERE'S SO MANY WARNING LABELS ON THOSE TOO, like FUCK dude. Go to twitter and look at Tide's feed, it's full of "see a doctor immediately"
Hutchy01
#22 Oh hell no, I'm over 18 and definitely the Minecraft generation.
constantblathering
Maybe under 18 is the roblox generation
mtmonkey
Same. I've have had my account since it was being sold at 25% off during beta. Don't think the under 18s can say the same.
HunsAbadeer
Diddo... Played it since beta and have always played it under Linux. Just hoping these M$ DBs don't take it away.
RandomImgurian
yeah but the people who played minecraft from the beginning are not the same as the kids who pretty much make minecraft their identity.
Helios7719
Not defending hat against people with autism, but you can like someone’s creations without liking them. Still a fan of the Autobahn.
Helios7719
Hate rather
constantblathering
You can. But it's very ironic to hate a disability and then turn around and like something made by someone with that disability.
mann0311
Agreed, Do you equate doing autism jokes as hate? Curious to know.
constantblathering
Not really. I see it as ignorance if I'm being honest.
constantblathering
I'm sure some of the joke do come from a place of hatred and willingness to throw anything that they don't deem as 'Normal' under the bus
constantblathering
But most do come from a place where the only understanding they get of autism is 'Autism cringe compilations' on youtube.
squiddna
#31 I just cannot stand how fucking dumb people on tumblr are sometimes.
BrandonianFlynnigan
Yeah I don't know shit about horses, but just reading that one I couldn't help but feel it was mostly bs.
blueskyline
I mean, my lungs bleed if I run too hard, a bad diet can mess me up too. The only thing is the legs.
SirRazor1
*fingers.
RandomImgurian
idk horses are pretty fucked up.
forsale90
The part that they essentially walk on their finger tips is true though. But so do most 4 legged mamals.
squiddna
You're right, but the notion that their entire legs are fingers is idiotic.
constantblathering
Some of it was exaggeration, but a lot of it was pretty truthful. Horses are really fucked up. It's why they are so cheep.
boman234
#10 Bröther may I have some lööps
DianePeaks
ilu
Froglip
Ö is rather German than Russian. Pronounced pretty much like the u in burn
Dontaskmeaskthetricycle
I think he was referring to that one meme with the pig "bröther can I have some öats" too lazy to find it right now.
boman234
Actually, I was refering to this /a/u9d9o
NineThousandAndOne
We have this in Norway too, we just write ø.
humblegrumblebee
Example: løk.
gnibler
As someone with ADHD, what the hell is an ADHD breakdown?
patrickleodesign
Do they have it mixed up with bi-polar? Or, it sounds like they smooshed the two together, which I think I get sometimes...
owlness
i have adhd, the breakdown is to do with the whole emotional dysregulation thing
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xuinirisi
For me it's just thoughts happening very quickly followed by paranoia and they are all very random
JerryCyan
My guess is having a mental breakdown while also having ADHD
rvcaptn
plot device
PainGwen
Idk what they meant but I've gotten overstimulated and it's made me sick before. I wouldn't call it a breakdown, but maybe an episode
Racack
I mean I’ve had days where my brain won’t seem to let ANYTHING go and eventually I spiral into a meltdown cause it overwhelms me
Racack
But I think that’s the ADD mixed with my anxiety. that, and I’m just a very emotional person overall
PacificJesus
A breakdown from another mental illness, typically anxiety, in a person suffering from ADHD. According to tumblr
chaoticsugar
I would’ve had several ADHD attacks by now the fuck
catsinthejukebox
It's not an "ADHD attack," it's a side effect of having issues with emotional regulation/impulse control, which is a big part of ADHD.
NRXNext
I have had one of these but now I have Xanax.
chaoticsugar
As another person with ADHD I would also like to know
catsinthejukebox
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4282137/
catsinthejukebox
https://www.healthyplace.com/self-help/how-to-deal-with-adhd-meltdowns-in-adults/
catsinthejukebox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfg3ThEm-gY
catsinthejukebox
https://www.understood.org/en/learning-attention-issues/child-learning-disabilities/add-adhd/adhd-and-emotions-what-you-need-to-know
theknitter1337
my daughter has it I've seen these meltdowns. a tube of toothpaste falling over will set her crying then you find out her brain had 3000 1/2
theknitter1337
other things in her brain going on that wouldn't allow her to focus on putting her pants, and she's exhausted. 2/2
numnumz
I had one of those before. Turns out i was just really tired
glaug
Or hungry
catsinthejukebox
People with ADHD have an issue sometimes with regulating emotions (I also have ADHD). But Idk I only have problems when my meds wear off.
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boingclashboom
Oh I meant that as same and hello lol I know this was months ago but... yea I’m just figuring this out
catsinthejukebox
(as in, Adderall makes me crash and I get tired & cranky & emotional).
gnibler
Sounds more like autism than ADHD to me.
Racack
I understand why you’d say that and the meltdowns look similar (both are in my family) but what sets them off is generally different imo
catsinthejukebox
I see what you're saying, but it's not what it is. If you have ADHD or you know someone who does, you should do more research into it.
catsinthejukebox
Having a better understanding of it can only benefit you.
jhs2595
Someone having an unrelated mental breakdown and blaming it on ADHD they may or may not have? It's a Tumblr post, so it's about 50/50.
NotReallyAzul
50/50 is giving it a loooot of leniency.
bigredfiretruk
what are the tumblr odds on it being self-diagnosed?
jkjk1123
Read as “loot of leniency”
NotReallyAzul
I can't stress annunciations through text and it makes me sad.
Itwasmyname
So, how long ago was that rat poison one posted?
constantblathering
We had a challenge where people set themselves on fire a few years back. Give it time.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Turns out it was actually Tide Pods, and it's working.
rvcaptn
working? the only people dying are toddlers and dementia patients no teens mugging for the camera
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Just give it time.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
And as a follow-up, we obviously need to protect those not mentally equipped to understand what they're doing. Those who ARE though...
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Also: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.azcentral.com/amp/1045446001
rvcaptn
well wasn't aware of that development +1