msDirected

15735 pts · February 24, 2014


sometimes, its still funny…even when someone loses an eye

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

if you don't roll it from the end it a least flatten it out and squish from the BOTTOM up...it doesn't fit back into the toothbrush thingy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Anyone else picturing the cop as Sam Elliott?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

ty. she's looking after her brother and me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ty

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she was a ham =]

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sniff. yes, she will she was such a good dog.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ty

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ty

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i wrote a mission statement for my dept after a 'lunch break'. should also mention, didn't know mission statement was due til back frm lunch

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my twins were 10 1/2 weeks early, 20 years ago :) congrats!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

are Canadian geese nice?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

anyone else ever crack an egg with the blood vessels in it like that? anyone else just now realize what that was?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just let it flow thru me?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she bites it off?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i'm not sure how i'm feeling right now...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*more psycho than me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it does smell like art in here

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i don't understand #2 though, is that like an either/or situation or...?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you find the list unreasonable, or that i screenshot it and posted it? or...gulp.. is this your list? :-|

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ikr? when i was sent this i was like - um....how does one approach that? hi, nice to finally meet you...can you piss in this cup for me?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd much rather use the men's room in a bar than the girls.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that's um, *really* good aim.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

fun fact: that was ad-libbed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

at least he won't get shot this time!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Atlanta? atlanta.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm fine, It's a little dusty in here is all

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

or in other words "here's all the cool shit you'll miss that you can't afford"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The News Junkie?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0