This is not what Re-Flex meant in "Politics of Dancing"!!
She was a good girl - RIP Bella
my current experience with online dating
you're doing it wrong
two kinds of people
Ok ok ok ok they f*ck you in the drive thru!
he's right you know...
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I heart editors...
you only get one chance to make pun of the govt
ELI5 how to buy a used MacBook Pro
junk in the trump
remember that time you made fun of this movie?
i've made a yooge mistake...
tay tay says no no
you win this time CNN
check, check, check...oh.
cheers!
it could happen...
CARPe diem!
warning: a little gross...
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt...
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if only it were true...
please don't gift a puppy
FML Floof...
This Floof is Fierce AF.
the ship sinks, he's a ghost, they were dead the whole time and the dog dies
Good to know.
did you know your dog shouldn't eat that?
remember googling "Santorum"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
i caught one! now what?
it is Movember, is it not?
fixed it.
mrw i've played too long with this troll today...
i hope you get cavities!
because
PS my dog's cone-of-shame into a better situation
drake or treat!
Pepperidge Farm remembers ...
mind your manners kids
all of them suck
shut your pie hole mr. christie...
*spoiler alert* this post dies tonight.
i can't help it...
Darwin punk'ing Pescatarians
i'll take "ideas better left on paper" for $500 Alex
its been a ruff week...
you're not the boos of me!
it's high school all over again...
this post won't spoil anything
dear retailers,
it was brave enough...
i wasn't expecting that...