mritty

59435 pts · July 16, 2012


And who, exactly, is in charge of modifying “TN House Rules”?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They also have him a magic wand that can do literally anything the script wants it to, and nothing it doesn’t.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People who say Disney should “just close up shop in Florida” have no earthly clue how big Walt Disney World is. 2x the size of Manhattan.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once had a customer throw one literally at my face from across the counter because it wasn’t hot enough.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Astonished I’d never seen any of these before.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

“So is it all real?” she asks. “No!” I reply, annoyed. “I’m talking about multiple *gods*! It’s bad enough we believe in *1*!” … waaaiit.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6th grade. We were studying the Greek pantheon in school. I was telling my mother about it. She wasn’t paying attention. (1/2)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This feels like it was inspired by that Bandersnatch episode of Black Mirror.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An excellent depiction of why not all animals that are rescued can ever be deemed releasable, even if fully healthy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We don’t deserve nurses like this one.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The number of people who seemed to think I worked at McDonalds on commission…

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#agedpoorly

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right you are. Way to correct me 3 years after the fact.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HBC pretending to be Emma pretending to be . HBC was specifically mimicking Emma’s portrayal of Hermione, as opposed to the books’.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Yup. They’re clones.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On what grounds?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My wife has never been so much as tipsy. But if a cop told her to do that, she’d be too timid to disagree with him, and would be arrested.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I fail to see how any apology can be “sincere” if it’s made only after being caught, and under the threat of criminal charges.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She learned an important lesson this day.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When and why did we all stop wearing hats?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought he had weight loss surgery, and was going to comment to that effect. A quick Google shows I was wrong. Oops.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You freely admit that your words have “unnecessary” letters, but ours are the words spelled weird?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People with $765,000 to spare, but don't actually contribute Nobel-worthy efforts to humanity with it.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife’s been doing Rodan + Fields for about two years now. Pretty sure her mother is still her only customer.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What is a “quizlet”?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The song “In Excelsis Deo” sings the word “Gloria” as though it has roughly 15 syllables.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His wife is the ruler, the eldest child of the previous monarch. He’s just her husband. He has no claim to the throne of any kind.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck this asshole. He doesn’t deserve that dog.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Isn't Vine that video-twitter service that existed for about a year 5 years ago?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2