mkhopper's comments

Are you planning to kill Carl??

Headline from BoingBoing: "Two 'Rubik’s Race' players compete at mind-boggling speed" - Huh? I play this at like twice this speed.

That settles it. Time for a re-watch.

I live, work and adventure in Detroit every day. Never been shot, stabbed or even looked at funny. Put away your misconceptions and visit.

Now I know what my first project of spring is.

Hawt

Welp, time to move.

I've been that guy blocking the shoulder.

Following the script.

If I tried something like this, that chandelier would be gone, nothing on the counter would survive & I'd have two black eyes & bloody nose.

You just walk out whistling, hoping no one saw you. You walk out of the building and keep right on going, never to return.

Those things gave me nightmares as a kid. No, not the sleestaks, but the entire Sid & Marty Kroft Saturday morning lineup. ::shiver::

Groin pull, table for one.

Clamato and Spam

I thought for sure he was gonna spike it like a football.

No toilet?

And then, sadly, at the next red light, there's a dude in a van... "Hey, kid. Wanna crank MY throttle?"

Rey is Anakin reborn. So of course they're related.

"Oh, I'm totally shitting in your shoes tonight while you sleep..." --Dog