middlehead

179844 pts ยท September 2, 2013


Child Engagement is an appropriate accidental euphemism for Child Endangerment

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Glasses too. Ted's been wearing glasses long enough they're part of the look now

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Statistically, at least Some of their parents must've been married when the kids were born

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In that case, DoUnmute.PNG, but not for the reasons they meant

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That and the $20 you gave them

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But Mr Hands is too occupied to care

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That's a thigh and I am high, everything adds up

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She finally got out? The last headlines I remember about it were her saying she'd do the show as long as the audience wants it, because she won't be the one to quit and cost 1000 other people their jobs

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If that's Snape, call me Dumbledore.

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I'm sure scheduling an appointment is a nightmare, but at least you get a discount

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What about a 12 year old boy?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Kirk is talking to the dad from seventh heaven, yes

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dibs?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. I had a "perfect" 850 when this exact thing happened to me. Nothing else about my life changed for years, but I still haven't gone back over 810, maybe 815

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I still want that nautical-themed pashmina afghan

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Because this image is old enough that she's definitely dead by now

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't say it was a bad thing, op's title made me think of it

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time I saw this posted, it was said the dancer's a dude

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Two, even

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Conflicting names among performers is not unusual

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also sometimes Manda Dawn

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She's probably the reason they GOT wealthy. Her dad was Sabbath's manager and didn't see any reason to stick with Ozzy for a solo career, so he sold the contract to Sharon

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Are there two redheaded Austin Whites? Cause unless there was a deletion that ain't the one I'm familiar with

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A Scottish comedian got arrested for this

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peter is not a motherfucker. He'd be a fatherfucker.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And new holes get made all the time

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Various

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The Japan thing is misunderstood. Their national law was only 13 for a long time, but every prefecture (I think that's the right word, their version of state) was already higher. They didn't bother updating the national law sooner because they didn't need to. I'm actually not sure why they did, maybe it was for the perception, but they weren't the "JAPANESE 13 YEAR OLDS ARE IN DANGER" that people act like.

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