Sounds like something Jeffrey Epstein would say

Mar 22, 2026 9:17 AM

poor dude that he has to be his Doppelgänger lmao

Needs a tattoo "I'm not Epstein" on his forehead...

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Sounds like something epstein would say

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Also I'm not Hugo Weaving

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Yes imgur.... Encourage sum random dood like when y'all did with fluke Skywalker. (Imgur donations would send that pervert to childrens hospitals!)

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Time to get decorative glasses and grow a beard

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Thats what Epstein would say.

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Son: Mom, Epstein didn’t kill himself

Mom: That’s right, we have Epstein at home

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What a coincidence, me neither

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are you telling me this dude isn't Anthony Bourdain?!

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"for the Epsteinth time, I'm not Jeffrey"

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Can someone ask him to say “Donald tRump is a pedo”?

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He should dress in a suit and visit the fat pedo. The ghost of Muller might give the kiddie raper a heart attack! 💔😃

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I know a guy named Jeffrey Ebstein but at least he doesn't look like him

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*insert jenna fischer “they’re the same picture” gif here* imgur has gone to shit. The current event tag is gone along with so many others

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We know he is telling the truth because the post is spelled correctly.

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cut or grow out your hair and grow a fuckin' beard, Pete!

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This guys great.

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Except that he looks, maybe, 20% like him and 80% not like him at all?

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How about now?

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Still not seeing it.

Maybe on a passing glance, but once I’d done the double take I’d just be like “sorry. Out of the corner of my eye, not paying full attention, while fleetingly passing by in partial profile…I thought you might be someone else. But once I looked at you directly and with intent, I immediately realized I was mistaken and you don’t really look like that person at all. You’re both old white men with unusually tall heads and grey hair, but that’s about it and merely superficial.”

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Unfortunately, you look an awful lot like JE. I'd dye my hair/change my hair. JMHO.

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personally, i would dye my hair a different color

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"epstein didn't kill himself"

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They are Epstein for they are many

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Elvis is still alive, too...

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He just went home.

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Same with Tupac...

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And Michael Douglas...

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No, him and JFK died fighting a mummy.

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I mean... He has a point

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I immediately believe a "UFO Hunter" when he says he presents and describes everything 100% correctly.

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ye he got more hair

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Definitely getting more of a Henry Winkler vibe from him than Epstein. But I can kinda see it.

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If he cut his hair a little differently he's a Ted Danson impersonator.

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If my grandma had wheels she'd be a bike

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And if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'!

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By cut his hair do you mean massive plastic surgery?

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I don't see it at all...

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No? Ah bummer, I was watching one of his shows recently and thought this guy could pull it off.

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Maybe a side by side pic would help

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Glasses too. Ted's been wearing glasses long enough they're part of the look now

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"I'm also not Hugh Laurie or John Kerry"

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You win the inter net today

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I can see a bit of Gary Cole in him too

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Yeah in this pic I definitely see John Kerry

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I thought for a sec he was Henry Winkler (Fonzie)

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Somewhere between the Fonz and Kerry is where my brain landed.

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I don’t think he looks much like Hugh Laurie, but ever since this ident from the Apple TV show Tehran I have begun to question whether I even know what Hugh Laurie looks like.

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Yeah, he looks a lot like the guy above lately. If I only knew him from Jeeves & Wooster or Blackadder I'd have a hard time recognizing him nowadays.

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That looks like Hugh Laurie to me, I’m just making fun of some anonymous graphic designer working for apple. I suspect AI was involved.

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What about Great Value Ron Perlman?

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Perfect response

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Idk, where's Ron Purrlman during all this?

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