484 pts ยท August 30, 2015
A moose once bit my sister...
Why do they always think we want to hug their butts more than their faces?
after a kidnapHing?
Yay! I'm awesome
hello!
stop watching me bathe, perverts
stick your snoot in it
My ex-husband broke up with me via txt. I was pregnant. Better off now. Hope you feel better tomorrow.
For that Bunbury one to be true they'd be stealing the money for meth
stop it! my name's not ... I SAID CEASE AND DESIS ... ok, just do what you have to
an old friend was diagnosed with bowel cancer 2wks before their wedding, 2yrs ago. she died last week. 31 years old. :( fuck cancer
"I want to speak to the owner, where is he?" "Mr Benson is in the bread basket" "I SAID NO LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO"
I have spd and struggle with different things but I love walking on squeaky sand because it's so smooth - but kinetic sand = vomit
Kinetic sand makes me want to vomit, certain fabrics, seams/tags, hair, and SMELLS. Ugh, SPD sucks balls
*sigh* it was a bad joke about the tree ...
going up?
a moment of silence for our fallen brethren
hush
now restore your stove bits
http://imgur.com/SzeqMQT
Slept on a blanket for a month. Enjoy your amazing bed!
When you write really big to fill in the paper
Rake me like one of your french paints
He didn't really need that shower cap tho
Broobnwoobn here
TIL I'm Indian
B12 - nutritional yeast; D - the sun! go outside! it's free!
#putoutyouronions
GOODBYE, I have to do my tax!
A moose once bit my sister...
Why do they always think we want to hug their butts more than their faces?
after a kidnapHing?
Yay! I'm awesome
hello!
stop watching me bathe, perverts
stick your snoot in it
My ex-husband broke up with me via txt. I was pregnant. Better off now. Hope you feel better tomorrow.
For that Bunbury one to be true they'd be stealing the money for meth
stop it! my name's not ... I SAID CEASE AND DESIS ... ok, just do what you have to
an old friend was diagnosed with bowel cancer 2wks before their wedding, 2yrs ago. she died last week. 31 years old. :( fuck cancer
hello!
"I want to speak to the owner, where is he?" "Mr Benson is in the bread basket" "I SAID NO LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO"
I have spd and struggle with different things but I love walking on squeaky sand because it's so smooth - but kinetic sand = vomit
Kinetic sand makes me want to vomit, certain fabrics, seams/tags, hair, and SMELLS. Ugh, SPD sucks balls
*sigh* it was a bad joke about the tree ...
going up?
a moment of silence for our fallen brethren
hush
now restore your stove bits
http://imgur.com/SzeqMQT
Slept on a blanket for a month. Enjoy your amazing bed!
When you write really big to fill in the paper
Rake me like one of your french paints
He didn't really need that shower cap tho
Broobnwoobn here
TIL I'm Indian
B12 - nutritional yeast; D - the sun! go outside! it's free!
#putoutyouronions
GOODBYE, I have to do my tax!