megabatus

484 pts ยท August 30, 2015


A moose once bit my sister...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why do they always think we want to hug their butts more than their faces?

6 years ago | Likes 453 Dislikes 0

after a kidnapHing?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yay! I'm awesome

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hello!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stop watching me bathe, perverts

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

stick your snoot in it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex-husband broke up with me via txt. I was pregnant. Better off now. Hope you feel better tomorrow.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For that Bunbury one to be true they'd be stealing the money for meth

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stop it! my name's not ... I SAID CEASE AND DESIS ... ok, just do what you have to

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

an old friend was diagnosed with bowel cancer 2wks before their wedding, 2yrs ago. she died last week. 31 years old. :( fuck cancer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hello!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"I want to speak to the owner, where is he?" "Mr Benson is in the bread basket" "I SAID NO LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have spd and struggle with different things but I love walking on squeaky sand because it's so smooth - but kinetic sand = vomit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinetic sand makes me want to vomit, certain fabrics, seams/tags, hair, and SMELLS. Ugh, SPD sucks balls

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sigh* it was a bad joke about the tree ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

going up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a moment of silence for our fallen brethren

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hush

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

now restore your stove bits

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slept on a blanket for a month. Enjoy your amazing bed!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you write really big to fill in the paper

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rake me like one of your french paints

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't really need that shower cap tho

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Broobnwoobn here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I'm Indian

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

B12 - nutritional yeast; D - the sun! go outside! it's free!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#putoutyouronions

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GOODBYE, I have to do my tax!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0