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Jul 27, 2016 10:32 PM
nanotinker
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WeGotCompanyCaptain
I have a huge T-boner right now
duckslikedickslikeduckslikeme
doodybird
Sirloin isn't "prime" for steak if only because of how lean it is. It's not very tender.
phunkshun
Brie...The Ho of cheeses.
bendap
Of course the Japanese slice a hot dog like an octopus.
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
pizza and wine? Who THE FUCK do you think I am?! A BASIC BITCH?! I drink BEER with MY pizza. You can drink wine though. lil bitch.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
And now I want steak and whiskey with a side of salmon nigiri
ilikewobbleboards
I'll give you the ultimate guide to nuts, just ask your mum. She might know a lot about almonds and stuff
ateleryx
It's says the "ultimate" guide to nuts, but I don't see deez anywhere.
myr14d
'Serves 2', 'Share', LOL.
Fiss
"Serves a Family of 4...or a Family of Me."
Larentiah
How dare you taint Riesling wine by saying it should be paired with Hawaiian mistake-pizza
Tankgirl79
Doot for reference
ACheapskateFaery
note to self: cooking with meat guide
wishboned
Rye is Canadian, not American
ShotShy
You lost me at "sharing". What language is this shit anyway?
whiskeyzombie
My family still calls Brazil nuts "nigger-toes"
Almightytoad
"Let rest, then serve." I would not serve cold steak. Flash that shit.
lmgursLibertarian
As a butcher:THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS. The rump is the sirloin, the sirloin is strip, there's > 2 ribeye cuts & THATS A PORTERHOUSE
killerjerick
Uh.. as an average consumer... No, that's definitely a rump...
RincewindTVD
As someone from a country with better meat: stop getting marbling from corn feed, your meat tastes of nothing.
DJMelloBeatz
as a person that works daily w steaks, sirloin really isn't that great of a cut. its ass meat and cheap. i do not like this infographic
megabatus
B12 - nutritional yeast; D - the sun! go outside! it's free!
FightMeYouFaggit
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VigorousButtstuff
No. NO. Number 3 is fucking backwards and weak ass. Oven on a lower temp, MASSAGE in the olive oil, into the fats, along w/ salt, and pepper
VigorousButtstuff
Then oven bake for 20 minutes. Sear only after oven baked, and only just enough to bring to texture as desired.
TehSeekr
"Great for sharing".... Hahahhahahaha
HolaDEA
Also. Is there a steak that isn't best served blue rare - medium rare?
yourfriendlyneighborhoodspidergirl
shoe571
I was kinda taken aback by that! I almost just said "fuck it" and went on to the next image! ..."Great for sharing"...gotta be kidding me...
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
"Traditionally serves 2" Traditions are wrong.
HuascarRa
no picanha, sad
SinyxAH
When the ladies ask what I'm like in bed I ask em if they've ever had a porcini mushroom.
BassNAss
You had me at steaks
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
No beer? Utter dissapointment.
Weegie
the Norwegian hotdog is wrapped in bacon and filled with jarlsberg. this has been established time and time again!
Weegie
other than that, excellent post!
fantommenace
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
Tell me vegans, is your food this amazing?
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IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
Umm, diet that is not about food? What?
iamnumber69
Yeah. You can make a pretend anything!
Leffemedkniven
Uh.. Yeah.