71 pts · September 10, 2017
Such tiny, yet confident peet-steps
“Pictures taken seconds before disaster”
My go-to stress eating food
When you have IBS but also an hour commute
He has a quest for you
This post made my jaw shiver
My fatass thought it was gonna be chocolate
“nyooooom”
My last customer in retail was the absolute worst. They’re like boss fights that get harder and harder the further you progress
Anyone else feel itchy all of a sudden?
I do as well, but you have to agree that it’s the one cookie with the highest ceiling and lowest floor.
My stomach after a stressful day at work
It’s time for bed. I thought that tool was putting marbles in a pillow for a lot longer than I should have thought.
“Haha their spiral is getting all squiggly...oh ok”
Fuck... does that mean That a skeleton Is typing this RIGHT NOW???
No matter how long that clip is, it would never be long enough
I could be 5 beers in and eating delicious watermelon while I get drunk instead
Once you look down and it looks like an old Sim City game, I want no part in it.
That’s the same thing my buttcheeks did when I watched this
How you feel when the bartender notices you before the other patrons.
E. None of the above please
*.mp3.exe
I go to a car wash more for the thrill than the convenience
I thought it was a kidney stone
“Hmm?” “HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?”
The worst feeling in the world is when you’re sick and forget what it feels like to not be sick.
If you build it, they will come.
3/? Getting so much more out of the culture and way of living. Traveling abroad is such a fulfilling experience no matter the destination
2/? I traveled to Tokyo for 4 months. I wasn’t interested in tourist destinations. I wanted to become part of the “daily life” you end up
Try to absorb the new surroundings and don’t be a “tourist”. Get completely immersed and you’ll take a lot more of of the experience. 1/?
Such tiny, yet confident peet-steps
“Pictures taken seconds before disaster”
My go-to stress eating food
When you have IBS but also an hour commute
He has a quest for you
This post made my jaw shiver
My fatass thought it was gonna be chocolate
“nyooooom”
My last customer in retail was the absolute worst. They’re like boss fights that get harder and harder the further you progress
Anyone else feel itchy all of a sudden?
I do as well, but you have to agree that it’s the one cookie with the highest ceiling and lowest floor.
My stomach after a stressful day at work
It’s time for bed. I thought that tool was putting marbles in a pillow for a lot longer than I should have thought.
“Haha their spiral is getting all squiggly...oh ok”
Fuck... does that mean That a skeleton Is typing this RIGHT NOW???
No matter how long that clip is, it would never be long enough
I could be 5 beers in and eating delicious watermelon while I get drunk instead
Once you look down and it looks like an old Sim City game, I want no part in it.
That’s the same thing my buttcheeks did when I watched this
How you feel when the bartender notices you before the other patrons.
E. None of the above please
*.mp3.exe
I go to a car wash more for the thrill than the convenience
I thought it was a kidney stone
“Hmm?” “HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?”
The worst feeling in the world is when you’re sick and forget what it feels like to not be sick.
If you build it, they will come.
3/? Getting so much more out of the culture and way of living. Traveling abroad is such a fulfilling experience no matter the destination
2/? I traveled to Tokyo for 4 months. I wasn’t interested in tourist destinations. I wanted to become part of the “daily life” you end up
Try to absorb the new surroundings and don’t be a “tourist”. Get completely immersed and you’ll take a lot more of of the experience. 1/?