415 pts ยท December 31, 2013
"As soon as you are able," personally.
I read the last gif in Lewis Black's voice.
The monster!
$20 is $20.
You weren't that drunk if you remembered bacon, lettuce and tomato for your BLT.
That just means extra spit for your order.
I was confused as to how rubbing it out was equal to breakfast. I actually read it like five times before figuring it out. ;(
Most of these are new to me. In fact, I'm not sure if I've ever seen Heart before. He's my new favourite. :D
She's not in the last season hardly at all and it kills my soul.
Everyone that slows down is way too nice, I double, or triple tap my brakes so the person riding me has to slam their brakes.
I've explained it to people before, it doesn't matter if you are rich or poor, you can still be broke. It's not about how much you make.
I was expecting him to nibble on the tire and look stupid. Very, very, very mistaken.
Tried to brush it off my screen with my thumb before reading the text. You motherfucker.
Paleontologist*. N is a letter in the alphabet and stuff.
Can't see it coming when they're sporting Adidas.
Lonely lonely.
Slink, slink, slink... Bark bark!
"Now they're fucking me out when I say it!" is how I read the second half of that sentence. I am not a smart man.
100*60 seconds*60 minutes*24 hours*30 days = 259,200,000. Uhm, what kind of math are you doing?
He turned his back and walked deeper into the room, notice the bedroom door is close to the bed.
I just watched him in a romantic movie called What If. His character and the female lead had awesome conversations. ...And now you know.
Well then.
So you did this one time, or you do it always? Hmm.
Never have I ever wanted a potato this much.
...I still only turn it on when I drive as an absolute necessity. It's legal, really?!
Oh my god, I'm crying. I never noticed he ran like that.
The Upvote.
Lima Echo Mike Mike Echo Sierra Mike Alpha Sierra Hotel
I do this under my breath, to call out telepaths. ;(
Raised implies not at birth.
"As soon as you are able," personally.
I read the last gif in Lewis Black's voice.
The monster!
$20 is $20.
You weren't that drunk if you remembered bacon, lettuce and tomato for your BLT.
That just means extra spit for your order.
I was confused as to how rubbing it out was equal to breakfast. I actually read it like five times before figuring it out. ;(
Most of these are new to me. In fact, I'm not sure if I've ever seen Heart before. He's my new favourite. :D
She's not in the last season hardly at all and it kills my soul.
Everyone that slows down is way too nice, I double, or triple tap my brakes so the person riding me has to slam their brakes.
I've explained it to people before, it doesn't matter if you are rich or poor, you can still be broke. It's not about how much you make.
I was expecting him to nibble on the tire and look stupid. Very, very, very mistaken.
Tried to brush it off my screen with my thumb before reading the text. You motherfucker.
Paleontologist*. N is a letter in the alphabet and stuff.
Can't see it coming when they're sporting Adidas.
Lonely lonely.
Slink, slink, slink... Bark bark!
"Now they're fucking me out when I say it!" is how I read the second half of that sentence. I am not a smart man.
100*60 seconds*60 minutes*24 hours*30 days = 259,200,000. Uhm, what kind of math are you doing?
He turned his back and walked deeper into the room, notice the bedroom door is close to the bed.
I just watched him in a romantic movie called What If. His character and the female lead had awesome conversations. ...And now you know.
Well then.
So you did this one time, or you do it always? Hmm.
Never have I ever wanted a potato this much.
...I still only turn it on when I drive as an absolute necessity. It's legal, really?!
Oh my god, I'm crying. I never noticed he ran like that.
The Upvote.
Lima Echo Mike Mike Echo Sierra Mike Alpha Sierra Hotel
I do this under my breath, to call out telepaths. ;(
Raised implies not at birth.