lnfidelity

415 pts ยท December 31, 2013


"As soon as you are able," personally.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read the last gif in Lewis Black's voice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The monster!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$20 is $20.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You weren't that drunk if you remembered bacon, lettuce and tomato for your BLT.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That just means extra spit for your order.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was confused as to how rubbing it out was equal to breakfast. I actually read it like five times before figuring it out. ;(

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most of these are new to me. In fact, I'm not sure if I've ever seen Heart before. He's my new favourite. :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's not in the last season hardly at all and it kills my soul.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone that slows down is way too nice, I double, or triple tap my brakes so the person riding me has to slam their brakes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I've explained it to people before, it doesn't matter if you are rich or poor, you can still be broke. It's not about how much you make.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting him to nibble on the tire and look stupid. Very, very, very mistaken.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tried to brush it off my screen with my thumb before reading the text. You motherfucker.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paleontologist*. N is a letter in the alphabet and stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't see it coming when they're sporting Adidas.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lonely lonely.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Slink, slink, slink... Bark bark!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Now they're fucking me out when I say it!" is how I read the second half of that sentence. I am not a smart man.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100*60 seconds*60 minutes*24 hours*30 days = 259,200,000. Uhm, what kind of math are you doing?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He turned his back and walked deeper into the room, notice the bedroom door is close to the bed.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I just watched him in a romantic movie called What If. His character and the female lead had awesome conversations. ...And now you know.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well then.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you did this one time, or you do it always? Hmm.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never have I ever wanted a potato this much.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I still only turn it on when I drive as an absolute necessity. It's legal, really?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, I'm crying. I never noticed he ran like that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lima Echo Mike Mike Echo Sierra Mike Alpha Sierra Hotel

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this under my breath, to call out telepaths. ;(

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Raised implies not at birth.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0